Have you had explosive diarrhoea yet?

[purplepoppy]

Diarrhoea doomsday is sweeping the USA, and adult diapers are all but sold out. People are stocking up on toilet paper, and plumbers are expected to make a fortune unblocking clogged up toilets as Cyclosporiasis becomes the new Covid.

In bathrooms across the land people are screaming, "Where's it all coming from," with one guy stating, "You got to keep flushing as you poop or it piles up and you end up sitting in it."

Instagram is full of women claiming they lost 25lb in 5 minutes and look fabulous with many stating it's well worth the emergency plumber call out fee.

The government is preparing for the worst and looks to ban skirts to prevent untimely public eruptions. Trump has advised, "when in the supermarket and you hear 'spillage in aisle 6' then you avoid aisle 6."

But have you had Cyclosporiasis yet and are you making preparations?

I'm avoiding walking on carpets and sitting on cloth sofas

I blame all the world cup visitors bringing European diseases

I've still got my covid toilet paper stock pile

I ain't wearing no rubber pants no matter what the gubamint says

Nearly new butt plugs for sale.

[Iron_Man]

No I don’t have that problem at all. I’m sitting here having a nice lunch Chick-fil-A sandwich and a chili and a Diet Coke and I’m in good shape. I’m watching the game live. It’s 1 to 1 . Are you watching they are playing in Miami no way versus England

[Iron_Man]

Norway

[purplepoppy]

I watched Wales v Argentina we lost 35-21

[Iron_Man]

Huh? What are you talking about? Argentina plays tonight

[Iron_Man]

Nobody scores that many goals in one game

[Iron_Man]

Congratulations Purple Poppy on your country‘s victory today. I know you’re all about Wales but you do live in England even though you said you’re closer to Ireland it makes no difference you live on England soil. So
I’m gonna help you support your country. Maybe they will play Argentina next week and I will Root for England. ⛹🏼‍♀️

[purplepoppy]

I do believe your attempting to troll me

[Iron_Man]

No I promise you I’m not attempting to troll you. Learn from the signals that I’m giving you. Obviously, you know I like you. 😊👍🏻 I know you’re on the left but opposites attract remember that. I think you’re an interesting Nice person. You’re educated and you’re a good person. I can tell.

[exitseven]

@purplepoppy35-21 is a football score, not a soccer score

[Iron_Man]

@exitseven lol

[FreyaRed]

It's revenge of Mexican farm workers who enriched water sources with special biological material because they didn't get a pay. Another option is that farmers use fertilizer made of mechanical cleaning waste of sewage treatment plant, that is only allowed to use on lawn areas and forbidden in food production.

[NoDecision]

Not yet, but our time may come due.

DUCK AND COVER!!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

This is so expressive, with so little paint used, excellent choice 👌🏼

[Jersey2]

I have found a correlation between Coke Zero and explosive diarrhea. After five big refills of soda, it sets a timer for 20 minutes from home and I am 25 minutes from home usually. 5 minutes of pain and the threat of embarrassment.

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy I bought 16 rolls of toilet paper and that is not nearly enough.

Now wearing the pants I wore in high school! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[exitseven]

I just checked my closet and I still have 4 cases of toilet paper along with paper towels and napkins. I have 3 bathrooms and thy are all fully operational and I had my septic tank pumped out a year ago.

[RavVid]

There are times I feel smug about being half the earth's circumference from Europe and the US. This is one of them. And I am re-affirmed in my decision to live off tin cans.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Looking at how California is spared from the outbreak, I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy aiming at manipulating the stock value of lettuce.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

The throwback to EU imported diseases was a clever option to bring, bravo 👏🏼

[NathanDavis]

regulations are not enforced in the USA... lol

if it ain't this parasite... it will be something else

[NoDecision]

The picture looks like Godzilla had a big wet fart.

[NathanDavis]

@NoDecision must have been Taco Bell...

[Nikki1989]

Not since I last ate junk food, which was 20-odd years ago.

[Bricealan]

@Nikki1989 Good, good, good

[Sunshinelips]

Loooooool. Maybe it’s their disgusting food and lack of hygiene that’s causing this.

[AviatorTom]

I've had it occasionally in the past, but it was caused by what I ate, not some parasite.

[Alex-Snow]

Great answers as always!!! So far no issues but I'll stock up on TP just in case of another COVID rust on TP!

[FrodoSkywalker007]

You need help poppy. This obsession is likely fatal.

[Anonymous]

Are you really interested in what comes out of my ass?

[Sophiaishere]

I heard it causes weight loss so maybe i should go out and buy some salad mix! I have not experienced it yet though

[canamlusciouslad73]

I'm in Canada, so no.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Nope never

[Anonymous]

Yes I have!