Is there a natural way to become flat-chested?

[Anonymous]

I mean, my boobs are extremely heavy. I am not a fatass but all my fat gets restored there, so you understand... Sometimes it's very uncomfortable but that's not what bothers me.

Well, I feel a bit embarrassed talking about this subject but I feel like I have to because it's gotten a bit serious recently. Allow me to explain, I value every form of life, and I'm also a vegetarian. Sometimes, when I work out, I usually wear comfortable clothes (sweatpants and a t-shirt), so it's natural to have some cleavage on my work-out shirts. Well, now I will get straight to the point... Some insects (mosquitoes, flies and sometimes even bees(!)) get trapped between my breasts and my breasts manage to suffocate them. That usually happens in the summer or when I work out. That's a really serious issue and it makes me feel very sad. So people, is there a natural way to lose fat from my breasts? I am currently working out but I haven't noticed a change in my breast size, also I want to become completely flat-chested. So I need some advice. What should I do?

Bugs are doomed to die. It's the circle of life. Stop being a pansy

Take some fruit with you to keep the bugs occupied with food.

Chew some gum and get over it.

Dress like a nun

Something else, please recommend

Updates

+1 y

Welp, I give up.

[Stacyzee]

The only way you can lose breasts naturally is to drop your weight.

(It makes sense because it is made up of fat).

Having breasts is usually seen has a positive thing but if it is causing disruption

In your life, (pain, discomfort, insecurity) then it is something you should try to get

smaller.

The only other way I know which cost money is surgery (breast reduction).

Even if you lose weight I don't think you can become completely flat chested.

Only removal of fat will do so.

Even with women that are naturally small breasted it is rare that even they do not have

anything at all.

So with his being said, your chances are slim.

[MaskofInsanity]

LOL. I'm not sure why, but that's kinda adorable...

I feel your pain. I don't lose (much) weight from my breasts. No matter how much weight I lose, I've always got at least DDs. There's nothing non surgical you can do to dramatically reduce the size of them, I'm sorry. You can wear high neck tshirts (not quite turtle necks but ya know)? It'll be more uncomfortable - but that's all I can really think of.

[MaskofInsanity]

@update: Yeah... pretty much.

[LilyTaylor]

What? Don't reduct or try to lose massive amounts of weight to slightly shrink your boobs-to save bugs lol! I have the big knockers problem too, trust me. But just like enlargement of breasts ends in regret, I've heard of reductions ending in regret too.

There is a SOLUTION! Wear a bra, and a sports bra at the same time. Taaa-daaa!

[Anonymous]

Bind your breasts.

[talloak]

Is this for real? Are you seriously contemplating anatomical changes to prevent bug suffocation? Wouldn't a sports bra be a simple solution?

[Anonymous]

How much boobage are we talking here?

[Opinion Owner]

Celebrate the awesomeness of those boobs! That's how bugs want to die!

[Asker]

LOL

[Opinion Owner]

:P

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for Best Answer! To my earlier question, what is the bra size on your bug killers?

[Anonymous]

You may wanna invest in a better sports bra. Panache makes awesome ones and they cover up your cleavage so nothing flies in. They start at a DD cup and go up to a GG link

[xHoneyxBeex]

The only way would be to lose weight but you would lose weight everywhere, not just in your boobs. So, if your breasts are the only problem then I would suggest getting breast reduction surgery.

[Anonymous]

Take steroid, become a gymnast or a body builder, After you finish with those careers become a lesbian cop. Simple solutions for a complicated world. By the way my great great grandmother had the same EXACT problem so don't be miffed.

[Asker]

I appreciate your answer, but I can't be a cop. I am too short :/

[Opinion Owner]

Mall cop at a midget clothing store?

[Opinion Owner]

Proof that very little people here have the patience to actually read a whole question. This should be experimented in other ways on Gag.

[Asker]

True. They probably only read the title or w.e

Imagine how many questions are not exactly answered just because most people don't have the patience to read the question.

[Opinion Owner]

EXACTLY my point and what I was thinking. I love fools :)

[Opinion Owner]

:P don't be a quitter...that's why I smoke 7 packs a day dear...NO one likes a quitter

[Asker]

:(

[Opinion Owner]

Awww I will cut down to 6 and a half packs just for you :P

[Asker]

Dude, quit smoking. Develop your willpower muscles and quit that sh*t. You don't need it.

[Opinion Owner]

How do you know I wasn't joking completely? eh?

[Asker]

Were you? I am not sure tbh. You sound like the kind of guy who smokes. 7 packs is an hyperbole but still... I am not sure if it was a joke or not. I was wondering about that before commenting.

[Opinion Owner]

Well now it's a secret :P

[sovetskii13]

Losing weight in general will take some fat out of your breasts. Do some research online. I'm sure you can find something.

[bh6676r942]

That's good you give up men don't like flat chests men like big breasts you just have to live with it medication can help with the back pain as you get older

[bh6676r942]

Where uplifting bra to take off the weight

[tiredofwaiting]

Get breast reduction surgery or lose weight