How good are you at CHESS?

[AviatorTom]

How good are you at Chess? Could you beat a Parakeet?

Be warned... the bird likes to play The Boor Attack opening (1. d4), which is very aggressive and hard to defend against.

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+1 y

For old-fashioned chess players, that opening move is Q-Q4.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I'm pretty good at chess but once I go up against someone who's been classically trained, there are 8 year Olds who can beat me easily lol.

I used to work with this Russian guy and I thought I was pretty decent until he showed me the chess school his kids go to.

[qwert1234]

This is how I play chess:

Search for the meme called "Random Bullshit Go Moonknight"

I have 0 strategy, I am 10 moves behind. I cannot even call myself a chess novice.

LOL

[CrimsonAngel09]

I forgot how to play it as it has been so long. Joined the chess club in middle school, but never went into any competitions because I wasn't good at all lol.

[FreyaRed]

I think I could win against this bird if I bribe it with some cheese.

[Amy10223]

Zilch, zip, nada. But I admire those with the patience to concentrate and focus on their moves.

[Adam1978]

I find the game boring because it's all about thinking multiple sreps ahead. Give me some chaos that remove that aspect and maybe it can be good. 3-4 player chess?

[Sour-rose]

I recently played an app to do chess... a child could kick my ass in chess still tho. :c

[Tiffanytrans]

I identify as THE BEST chess player in the world. And since the truth cannot be wrong, its my truth, and therefore I can't be wrong.

[Red-Blaze]

I used to be decent but lost it as had no one to play with and got boeard from losing to my self every time

[andreasderjuengere]

My own strategy:

I do random moves so that I won't be asked for a follow-up match... ever again :)

So... pretty good, I'd say?

[exitseven]

I have not played in many years. I was learning the game and then the guy who was teaching me how to play got arrested.

[Jaximus-Lion]

I never developed my chess skills. I am good at master mind, risk, domino, poker.

[OlderAndWiser]

If I was a gambling man, I would bet on my opponent!

[WhitneySnow]

I’m basically the same as @CrimsonAngel09 I know how to play, but I’m not that good at it.

[BigD214]

I've played chess casually since I was pretty young, and I was on the chess team in high school. It's been a few years since I play regularly. But any guy or girl that wants to play, I always welcome the opportunity.

[Texaskid1]

I learned when I was 9 years old.

Next to a novice I am God almighty.

[AimeeKyle]

I’m an ok chess player. Haven’t played in a really long time though.

[Paul09]

I. Suck at it. Don't like it, I do not play it.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Maybe above average but not a tournament tier

[Anonymous]

played it online only managed to make it to medium or intermediate levels

[CoolCatMar1]

As good as the parrot on the pic haha

[DarkLegacy]

Im very good at chess

[llorando]

Not very good.

[LavLavLuv]

I... I don't know how to play chess😖

[LiamJHayden]

Englund gambit variation.

[Keishio]

Pretty good until I play someone

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Not at all.