Did you ever feel like you wanted to be a Vigilante like Dexter and dispose of all the bad guys?

Well, I did, but buying all of that plastic wrap was expensive, and the stores were always suspicious of me, and one clerk was always giving me the bad eye!

More trouble than you think. Hanging all that plastic and finding a good 'kill room" DAMN!

I had to divorce my wife, because she always wonder why I was out late all the time, and she saw blood on my clothes once and questioned why I needed a chain saw?

Plastic garbage bags in bulk from COSTCO all the time?

A whole bunch of butcher knives have to be kept sharp all the time.

The Harbor Patrol in Newport Beach, were always watching me at 3 AM wonder what I was throwing over board?

Did you ever feel like you wanted to be a Vigilante like Dexter and dispose of all the bad guys?
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