Are you a good dancer?

Circushowcowboy

Xper 7 Age: 36

I think I can still do the electric slide

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Orion84 Follow
Yoda Age: 41 , mho 57%

3 mo

I am, quite possibly, the absolute worst dancer who has ever lived. I have no rhythm, and I'm way too self concious on the dance floor.
I am so bad, in fact, that my mere presence actually makes other dancers worse. I project an aura of pure suck, which infects everyone nearby. The national dancing council has condemned me as a enemy, and I am shunned wherever music is played. 😔

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Nothing a little practice can’t fix
  
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- Orion84
  
  3 mo
  I've genuinely had a group of strippers try to teach me, and after about 10 minutes, they all gave up, and told me to just stand there, and pretend to be a pole. 🤦
  
  Then they danced, using me as a prop, and I still sucked. 😔
  
  (None of that is a joke; I really am that terrible)
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Eh well dancing isn’t for everyone. Just having fun is all that matters
  
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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  3 mo
  I'm BLACK and lack rhythm.
  
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- Orion84
  
  3 mo
  @beefcakebradybatson Holy hell, I didn't think that was possible! 🤯
  
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- beefcakebradybatson
  
  3 mo
  Plus I'm cover boy handsome with a 160+ IQ. PLEASE don't faint after reading those three things !!!
  
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Maybe_Maybe_not Follow
Guru Age: 45 , mho 46%

3 mo

I can certainly gesticulate yes, maybe it even looks consistent, momentarily
Respecting Techno-Viking's wish for anonymity, face covered.

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Genie23 Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 53%

3 mo

I dance like I have no bones in my bodyyyyyyy! 💃🧑‍🩰 That means I'm a terrific dancer, aren't I?
You better agree, Pauly. Unless you want me to send you to Mars. 😌

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Oh yea that is grade A
  
  … *gulp
  
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  Genie23
  
  3 mo
  🤣🤣🤣 That wasn't even my best attempt. I could dance like that blue shirt guy in the left.
  
  youtube.com/shorts/ztb0ZhN_bSA?si=GDJu3mYre8NNiKEA
  
  Yeah, I could do that. Totally. Why you looking at me like that, huh?
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  😂 wow that’s really special
  
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Nikki1989 Follow
Mentor Age: 37 , mho 31%

3 mo

No, but I can headbang with the best of them.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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OneViewpoint Follow
Guru Age: 60 , mho 47%

3 mo

Compared to a tree stump, I'm an excellent dancer.

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Well at least there’s that
  
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- OneViewpoint
  
  3 mo
  Exactly. A man's gotta know his limitations. I'll challenge any tree stump to a dance off.
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  I might be able to coordinate such an event
  
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DryGermanGuy Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 33%

3 mo

„Truly manly men do not dance! Under any circumstances! They work, they drink, they have bad backs. Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn’t dance, he can barely walk!“
- Be A Man Audiotape, In & Out

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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 33%

3 mo

yes... slowly but surely, I became one

way too many parties and Mexican weddings...

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jennifer_bloom Follow
Master Age: 41 , mho 65%

3 mo

I dance like a baby monkey or little Halloween kid, not like a ball room dancer or a professional tango dancer.

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EunSusu Follow
Xper 1 Age: 21

3 mo

I would think so, I just recently learned how to move my hips and legs properly without looking like a car lot tube man or air dancer if you prefer.

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- Tomislav7
  
  3 mo
  @EunSusu damn you must be so stiff under all that condemnation
  
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- EunSusu
  
  3 mo
  Anything is progress as long as it isn’t telling me to shake my ass 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean would that be better or?
  
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- Tomislav7
  
  3 mo
  Whatever you're comfortable with Im with
  
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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 55

3 mo

No, somewhere there exists a video of me dancing at my wedding. I hope it never sees the light of day.

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valentina4eva Follow
Guru Age: 31 , mho 43%

3 mo

i think sooo!!💃🏻💃🏻

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  I’m thinking of lessons 🕺
  
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- valentina4eva
  
  3 mo
  yesss!! dancing cowboy!!🤠🕺🏻
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Lols it is a good combo!
  
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Jennz6 Follow
Master Age: 37

3 mo

I’m a great Dancer 💃 and it’s my job to Dance for men

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- Jennz6
  
  3 mo
  @Nikki1989
  Nikki knows I’m a good Dancer 💃
  
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beefcakebradybatson Follow
Guru Age: 73

3 mo

No, and I can hear some of you folk now, "A black man who can't dance, is cover boy handsome and has a 160 or so IQ?"

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LiamJHayden Follow
Master Age: 31

3 mo

Other than ballroom, no, and have never been.

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Spencer10 Follow
Guru Age: 33

3 mo

Pretty damn good.

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Nice
  
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- Spencer10
  
  3 mo
  Every guy should know how to dance... imagine being in HS and feeling confident to ask any girl to dance. Your social life would benefit huge.
  
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jazzy34 Follow
Guru Age: 36

3 mo

Not really. I just dance for fun. 😊

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Fun is all it is really about anyway
  
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Xawyx-2 Follow
Master Age: 45

3 mo

Nope, I can't dance at all.

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Eh it’s not for everyone
- Xawyx-2
  
  3 mo
  Indeed, I agree.
emeraldsaphire Follow
Yoda Age: 31 , mho 63%

3 mo

Not at all, but I still have fun!

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msmissydc Follow
Guru Age: 30 , mho 70%

3 mo

I hope so. After years of doing it as a hobby.🤗

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Kelly6 Follow
Master Age: 42

3 mo

@Circushowcowboy Yes, work as dancer too

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Abbycado Follow
Master Age: 21 , mho 41%

3 mo

Mhmm.

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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  What kind?
  
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- Abbycado
  
  3 mo
  Well, I did ballet as a kid up until around 13.
  
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- SueShe
  
  3 mo
  Don't tell me that's all you have to say to Mr. Circus Cowboy?
  
  I am used to more. I'll wait another 10 minutes and come back. See you later 😉
  
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- Abbycado
  
  3 mo
  @SueShe oh, no. I’m just waiting for him to reply. I’ve had this loaded since yesterday.
  
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- SueShe
  
  3 mo
  @Circushowcowboy could you please allow @Abbycado to proceed? Impatiently waiting. Thanks for your concern of our wellbeing.
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  @SueShe Lolss
  
  @Abbycado oh nice!
  
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- Abbycado
  
  3 mo
  @Circushowcowboy Do you dance on your keyboard?
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  Yes that’s the only way I can type
  
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- Abbycado
  
  3 mo
  That’s also why no pfp? Webcam is too high up?
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  😂 yes, I’m glad you understand
  
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- SueShe
  
  3 mo
  @Circushowcowboy I hope @Abbycado does not see but I found an old picture of her practicing her ballet for a performance a few years back 🤫
  
  https://ibb.co/cSvLchCS
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
  3 mo
  @SueShe lmao exactly what I would have pictured
  
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- SueShe
  
  3 mo
  Sorry @Abbycado for exposing you like that 😔
  
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- Abbycado
  
  3 mo
  Shake dat bootay!
  
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- SueShe
  
  3 mo
  You do a fantastic job. Now I know why that bootay is such an asset 👍
  
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fish5505_87 Follow
Explorer Age: 51

3 mo

Negative, but who cares!

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canamlusciouslad73 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 73

1 d

Not even before my stroke !!!

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AgentG111 Follow
Explorer Age: 41

3 mo

That's good!

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Jeff51 Follow
Yoda Age: 52

3 mo

Heck no

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