What are your Halloween plans?

Halloween is a holiday where kids dress up with costumes they probably bought at a store and go to houses around the neighborhood with their friends and the adults hand out candy... And if you don't hand out candy that was bought from a mega corporation then you might get arrested.

What are your Halloween plans?

Ahhhh beautiful holiday.

When you're a kid I think it's mostly a community thing. definitely makes you feel something nice to hand out the candy to the kiddos. Like there's a reason to help maintain society.

But when you get older it's all about girls dressing up sexy as they possibly can and guys find parties with the best ratio of girls to guys, show up in an outfit that has to fit into one of a handful of narrow categories.

What are your Halloween plans?

I have no idea what I'm doing. I have a shit load of firewood. Several hundred pounds of tree that I cut down in my dad's yard. I will bring wood and tequila.

Oh and the other fun thing about the holiday is a few weeks later all the candy goes on sale for stupid cheap.

What are your Halloween plans?
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