Would you like Santa to bring you a boyfriend/girlfriend this year for Christmas?

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aussieguy19 · Accepted Answer

Yes. I got a girl in mind and she is beautiful, mind, body and soul.. but I think we should take it slow as we both been through some shit recently. If this wish is granted and we become partners, I will be very grateful.. especially after all that has happened over the last year.

ohshee · Accepted Answer

Coach if you have any pull with Santa please put in a good word for me as yes I'm looking for a girl LOL thank you Merry Christmas

Cynicaldreamer · Accepted Answer

No thanks. I will accept a puppy! Almost all the perks of a boyfriend sans any potential drama or heartache.
Now if Santa insists on bringing me a man, however, I will take a personal trainer, chef, or butler-

See Santa, I'm flexible!

anon171999 · Accepted Answer

No. I have one yet if it wasn't for who he is as a person, I'd want to be single because I enjoy it. I don't trust Santa to match me with a human that I'd like enough to date.

Massageman · Answer

Here's my list- it's a short list - - - - - -

Wester1967 · Answer

Santa would bring me another dam gold digger. I'll pass. Bring me more beer and a bottle of Wild Turkey please.

vald9inches · Answer

Dismembered in a body bag so then i can arrest that red fat ass and electrocute Santa's balls in the interrogation! 😈😈😈

NamerOfStars · Answer

It might be nice- but for pity's sake, make sure to put air holes in the wrapping paper. I REALLY don't want to have to try to explain that the authorities.

DaveToo · Answer

I'm still waiting for the nubile young redheaded woman with great hands.

Citizenkirk · Answer

Yes, and her name should be Alita battle angel and I want her to bring me police chief Chris magnus's head in a 🎁 box with a pretty red or yellow bow underneath the Christmas tree this year.😬

England4eva · Answer

Put the word “good” before that present and I’ll say yes. But ANY boyfriend... no thanks. Everyone can get a boyfriend, a good boyfriend is a rarity.

Slartybartfast · Answer

No , I gave up on that idea years ago when my wife dumped me. All I was good for was a paycheck anyway. All I want is for this life to end soon.

ZackBan · Answer

Nah I'll take a fuck buddy instead girlfriend would be too much trouble

FunkyMonkee · Answer

SURE WOULD be nice!! I've been hanging a pair of pantyhose on the mantle every year, hoping he fills them appropriately but, it never happens!!

AllieAnswersThings · Answer

No, but he could bring me a puppy - that'd be close enough!

MelonSoda · Answer

I already have one. He can bring me a million dollars, though.

Glasgow55 · Answer

No, but a lovely young woman for a couple of hours would be nice. Ah, what am I saying; just a woman.

kyliesz · Answer

i want a cuddle buddy in kind words hehehe

clampfan101 · Answer

A first date, sure. I’d have to earn her love though. I don’t want someone programmed to love me. lol

Starwitch23 · Answer

I am okay with that. I want a boyfriend. I want to be cuddled.

Baredog69 · Answer

Bring her a (lovense Lush 3) so I can control the fun from anywhere. (Look it up you'll want one).

lovedejj_xo · Answer

No Santa can bring me a raise and higher salary though

Kyle-Jackson78 · Answer

yes i want a 6ft curly haired muscular boyfriend that i can cuddle with❤️❤️

Tomtom9494 · Answer

A new car such as this BMW 428xi I’ve been looking at would be nice. I pray the Lord keeps the vehicle for me long enough to be able to purchase it.

InYourHead · Answer

I have a boyfriend!

Likes2drive · Answer

Sure, would be nice if she is wrapped in red ribbon only and my type

Luopio27 · Answer

So this Christmas, Santa has decided to go pimpin? If so, need a Ho!

legalboxers · Answer

Yes.. a RealDoll would work just as fine too...

Steve1071 · Answer

No, but if he could bring someone back to life that would be the ultimate gift.

TrillXHippy · Answer

One that doesn’t act interested 1 day and not interested the next

Guardian45 · Answer

Yes, I would like Santa to bring a playmate for my girlfriend & I.

JohnQue74 · Answer

Just a cuddle bunny for the night would be good enough

Titlover01 · Answer

I’d love it if he brought me a girlfriend. Preferably blonde. 😊

jimmy2 · Answer

I would be afraid of STDs dont think Santa knows about that

SaoirseS · Answer

No thanks, I don’t think my fiancé would approve.

InventorofWarp · Answer

Yes but, then, it's kinda too late for me.

NathanDavis · Answer

how about a Jeep Rubicon instead..

Fireguy17 · Answer

no, my wife prefers that I don't date.

exitseven · Answer

No, my wife would take a very dim view of that.

SAMI_DABBAB · Answer

I want Santa to move me to a different area

Grond21 · Answer

YES. And I know exactly who

kamalravi25 · Answer

No thanks, i can do it myself.

Seangreen · Answer

Sure but that's not going to happen

hafinjun · Answer

I'd settle for a slutty nympho

Raidernation01 · Answer

That would be amazing.

Wiredone · Answer

No. My wife might get upset if he did

ellEyeInnKay · Answer

That would be really weird and terrifying

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Lmao yes, that would be great

Joshua0213 · Answer

Nah already have a beautiful girlfriend

InferiorElegy · Answer

I'd like him to bring me a winning lottery ticket.

jerdanro · Answer

Yes. That would be nice.

jecaqueen · Answer

Nah but he can bring me food

HopelessRomantic273 · Answer

Yes a good caring girlfriend would be nice

lilyanony1 · Answer

Thank you...

Anonymous · Answer

No. I really don't need the drama right now.

fireforeffect · Answer

Sure, But I do not think that will happen

Starla1234 · Answer

Yep.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Nah, I'm good.

rowso · Answer

Yes please

emperor90 · Answer

Yes please

AkshiJanjua · Answer

So Santa is a pimp?

itzmobina · Answer

Na baba

Dreadlight8 · Answer

Yeah

Slim57 · Answer

Sure

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