Do you think Santa would resonate more if he was a divorced single dad?

[coachTanthony]

Yes

No

see poll ( I just want to sit on your lap this Christmas Coach )

[blackgaletiger]

I think today’s culture would put him down even more. See him a troublesome man breaking into peoples homes, see him as a greenhouse emitter by leaving people coal. A hazardous material when burnt causes greater pollution then renewable. Probably get a lot of restraining orders and be seen as a pedophile for approaching and giving gifts to kids. Be viewed as a slave owner for making an entire race of people work long hard hours. Viewed as a man going through a midlife crisis always at the bar drinking eggnog after losing his coca cola deal. That just the sjw and the media


One the upside he would be A playboy no doubt with money to spare and a garage full of the fastest most expensive reindeer. ice around his neck. Probably has a big candy cane as well. Chicks love a good beard and the man has a classic one. Hunting polar bears and fishing for seals because he dont need a women to tell him how to eat. Man can travel the world with no woman weighing him down. He can do whatever he wants because he has an overgrown sac that loves to give

[SnowedIn]

Yes, but only if he wa shirtless with a slight dad bod and hint of muscles.

[coachTanthony]

LOL Yes

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[NathanDavis]

think he would resonate a lot more if fasting... and some strings attached, instead

[LegendaryDater]

Many children with broken homes would for sure.

[legalboxers]

Who are Santas kids? the Elves?

[coachTanthony]

We are just assuming here he has kids lol

[trina_x]

i am in love with this santa

[Anonymous]

He'd become another beggar, who got ripped off in his divorce. That means no more Christmas presents. He'd be done.

[jimmy2]

Lol no there no dad's in home now

[Anonymous]

He'd probably be seen as a deadbeat or creepy