Do you think my best pal, Barney, is telling me the truth?

[12Volt]

Barney was walking on the beach in Seattle, and he stumbled upon a magic lantern.

Barney wondered what it said on the side of the lantern, so he rubbed it.

Out popped a magic genie.

This was the conversation...

Genie: Thank you so much for releasing me from the lantern. I'll grant you any wish you want.

Barney: Wow, I want to go to Africa and kill a wild animal.

Genie: Granted. I've booked a flight for you on Northwest airlines.

Barney: No! I'm afraid of flying.

Genie: OK, fine, I've booked you passage on a cruise ship.

Barney: No, I'm afraid of water.

Genie: For fuck's sake, what do you want?

Barney: Can you build me a bridge from Seattle to Africa?

Genie: Are you fucking kidding me? Do you have any idea how much cement that would take? Ask for a reasonable wish.

Barney: OK, can you teach me how to understand the mind of women?

The Genie stomped away and walked down the beach.

Barney: Hey, where are you going. You promised me a wish.

Genie Yeah, Yeah, I know. I'm going to get my cement truck.

Merry Christmas to Barney and all the nice people on this site.

[SnowedIn]

I think that Barney is not only telling the truth, I think he is also wise and smart and nice.

Have a wonderful holiday!

[12Volt]

Merry Christmas. If you see Barney, tell him I said, Hi.

[12Volt]

Guys, My research partner and I at MIT, Barney, created an app to teach oral sex. Apple approved it, but Google is on the fence. Thoughts? ↗

[12Volt]

I just like to joke. This entire site is a joke.

[SnowedIn]

Joking is good. Makes people smile.

[SnowedIn]

Thanks for MHO!

[Surely]

Cute 😊. I guess that could go both ways!

[12Volt]

He's just a nice GAG friend. I can't afford to buy him a gift, but I hope I gave him a smile.