What would you do if you got a big cock for Christmas?

[purplepoppy]

You weren't quite as specific as you should have been and now you're the proud owner of a huge cock. Unfortunately, this one comes with wings, feathers and a beak.

You don't want to hurt your mother's feelings by refusing your gift so what would you do with it?

[xJeremyx]

"Boys, get down here! I got us all fried chicken tonight!"

"Mom, you like curried chicken, here, have some! How's my recipe?"

"Time to stuff this thing and roast it! Im gonna need spices!"

"Hey Jess (not her real name), I know you dont like chickens, this one's your new pet!" (Joking, I would never do that)

"Oi Timmy (not his actual name)! You been going to the gym right, you need some protein? I got this whole chook for ya!"

[BJP21]

I have this book.

https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/50-ways-to-eat-cock-healthy-chicken-recipes-with-balls_adrienne-n-hew/9064696/item/11585267/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIq4GGurmp_AIVw5OGCh3XzAhnEAQYASABEgKhJfD_BwE#idiq=11585267&edition=8370160

[Cynicaldreamer]

Oh I'd be elated!

Do you know how expensive eggs and chicken meat is right now? I'm going to see if I can find a hen so I can have eggs, and if not? Cooking it up!

If nothing else, it will crow and wake me up every morning, so free alarm clock too! Okay, maybe I'll keep it as a pet, lol. Some of neighbors up the road actually have chickens and yes, they can actually be very aggressive and protective too.

[TrishaMorgan]

You don't actually need the roaster to have the hen lay eggs. They just won't hatch, a family friend of ours lets us have eggs all the time and refuses to ever have a roaster near the hens.

[Cynicaldreamer]

@TrishaMorgan Really? I didn't know that! I learned something new today then :)
Joking aside, I sure wouldn't mind a chicken; they are so resourceful, especially with the economy nowadays; I could use some cheap eggs

[TrishaMorgan]

Yeah, our friend said she would take eggs from someone that had a roaster, said they could easily be too far in the development process to be eatable if not gotten fast enough. By them being unfertilized, you don't have to worry about that problem.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

@cynical dreamer now i understood the true meaning of cock blocker lol 😂

[DubiousIntentions]

They are only cheap if you let them fend for themselves. If you have to feed them and take care of them, you might wind up in the hole. You have to have like 20 chickens to make it worth your while. You can then expect them to lay maybe a dozen a day.

[FreyaRed]

Capon (like Al Capone) is a castrated cock. Only young cocks are tasty or castrated ones. Old uncastrated cocks are disgusting, just feed for the dogs.

[Guy13]

I’m not brave enough for a live one but I did acquire some over Christmas. They are statues. They are actually cocks or roosters and they were my great grandma’s. They are 4 and 3 are on top of my kitchen cabinets near ceiling peering and guarding the whole area. The other on top of pie safe where canned watermelon ryne, cucumber, and beet pickles are kept as well as fig preserves reserves and other homemade jelly.

[AviatorTom]

I'd pluck it, cook it and share it with the poor orphans who "want more".

[lightbulb27]

find a local chicken person and donate it in exchange for eggs. gotta be clear in communications.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Have my dad or brother kill it, pluck it and then I'd cook it.

[SnowedIn]

Have it butchered and then fry it.

[SnowedIn]

Because, you know, cut cock is better.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol 😂

[NathanDavis]

here, we call them alarms

[DubiousIntentions]

Aren't those only the roosters that are noisy. That or a chicken trying to lay an egg.

[NathanDavis]

@DubiousIntentions aren't all of them noisy? lol... I would imagine they are, like most birds

but I really don't know

[Kasabiian]

I'll swap you for that pair of extra large milk jugs your mother got you for Christmas...

[Red-Blaze]

Find and hand it off to someone that may make better use out of it
Dont have the space for a big cock around

[Chazmatazz269]

“I would name him ‘George’ and hug him and pet him and squeeze him. And pat him and pet him… and rub him and caress him and…”

[Untrаnnify]

I would transvestigate to see if it isn't a hen injected with testosterone.

[JohnK123]

What’s transvestigate

[Untrаnnify]

@JohnK123 trans-investigate
Compare their bone structure to the anatomy textbook diagrams.

[82lynx]

@Untrannify Although I hadn’t seen term I recognized it as a portmanteau of trans and investigate. I like seeing young people thinking for themselves instead of swimming in the alphabet soup that is woke culture.

[Lliam]

Make a deal to share with the neighbor girl who got a pussy for Christmas.

[douride2]

Well at least I know whats for dinner tonight. LOL

[Charliefretz329]

Depends on the breed. My coop can only handle 1-2 roosters. Quarantine and replace a rooster or cook it or sell it.

[Jessica405]

Keep it. Might be hard to export it to Netherlands, though. Maybe the couple just along the road would take it in. They already keep chickens.

[TrishaMorgan]

Wow, I would never have told my mom that but, roast chicken can be good.

[Jerre]

I already have a big cock, so would probably return it

[Jerre]

Thank you for the Like

[Bricealan]

I would politely thank her for the huge cock, and see what the best way would be to cook it in my crock pot.

[RingOfFire]

I'd return the favor with a little pussy.

[DJB72]

Potatoes, carrots, stuffing, bread sauce and gravy.

What would you do with it?

[ArtemisSilver]

Go door to door through my neighborhood with the cock on a leash, trying to sell it. Seems like a good way to make some friends lol