Did anyone ever do erotic Christmas decoration ( naughty and sexy?

[Kelly6]

[electromagnetic]

Nothing like that.
Every year, we pick a theme for us to dress with my friends and I. Last year was Christmas pjs. This year, we will be wearing ajumma outfits.

[sage2021]

You could decorate your front door saying

Ho

Ho

Ho

Get it? It's a joke Kelly 😅

[Kelly6]

@sage2021
lol totally got it

[sage2021]

@Kelly6
👍🏼💕

[Bricealan]

@sage2021😁😁😁😁😁😍

[Kelly6]

@Bricealan I love @sage2021
Ideas 🥰

[sage2021]

Thank you for the MHO 🙂🧁🌷

[Makeushiver]

I'd love to give you a pearl necklace

[mandyfire98]

I'm trying to make @Abbycado out of lights but it's not working correctly.

[Abbycado]

Just drape me over you. There is your naughty decoration.

[mandyfire98]

Deal. I'm gonna wear you to the grocery store too tho

[Kelly6]

@mandyfire98 you and @Abbycado are in another kind of level with each other 😊

[Abbycado]

I'll keep my hands warm by putting it in her pocket.

[mandyfire98]

We are on that new level.

[Kelly6]

@mandyfire98 which is cute

[Abbycado]

I light up if she takes me in her bedroom.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Nope. I have nieces & nephews so people would be quite mad if we did that around the house. If I had my own place, might be a different story.

[FreyaRed]

Christmas is primarily a fest for children and I think there are trillions of there options to appear lewd than hanging a dildo on Christmas tree.

[OlderAndWiser]

I'm sure some people do that, but for me, my sexuality is a private matter shared only with my partner. On the other hands, Christmas decorations are displayed and shared with others.

[David5668]

I once made the snowman on a Christmas Cake in the shape of a massive cock, To this day, my ex mother-in-law never twigged.😂😂

[Kelly6]

@david5668
Lol

[David5668]

@Kelly6 Now as I think of I should’ve piped ‘Let it grow’ as well.😂😂

[katiesmuff]

I'm sure someone has it just wasn't me or my family!

[Anonymous]

No stop making everything sexual. I know that’s what your reprobate degenerate brains it’s all you think about.

For me Christmas is a beautiful time… I feel sorry for people who cannot do anything without it being about sex.

[TCredo]

lol I find it amusingly ironic that you opted for anon :)

[BetaBucks]

What's the irony? People don't like to be harassed or possibly doxxed for talking. And your profile is private and your account is also anonymous so where is irony really?

[Ironco]

"Lighten up, Francis"

[LunarEclipse433]

No, but went to a very naughty dressed Christmas party when I was younger. It was very fun

[Makeushiver]

Christmas isn't really a sexy holiday though if you don't have kids there is no reason why you can't

[jenna133355]

nope what is it like?

[JohnK123]

I don't know either lol

[motownplayer2000]

Show us an example of an erotic Christmas decoration.

[Chloe1225]

With an ex girlfriend. We made love under the tree in front of a fire.

[cj72323]

That’s hott !!!

[DrPepper12]

No. When I was single roomies did decorate a tree in empty beers one year tho

[krin_m]

No, but that is good idea :-)

One just have to be discrete about it.

[llorando]

Can't say that I have.

[MisfitsLover92]

A Gingerbread House with a Penis Chimney 😆 lol

[Iron_Man]

Never thats disrespectful

[molonski2]

Nope , but I kinda love the idea for sure.

[Grond21]

People have done erotic EVERYTHING

[Alex-Snow]

Not yet but it sounds like fun!

[Wise4myage]

Never heard of that, but I like the idea.

[foxsquirrell]

What is that like?

[ManOfHonor]

Not yet... Any good ideas by the way?

[TallAnon]

I don't ever really decorate 🤣

[Celticwolf78]

I'd love to see that 😋

[bowenw]

Sadly not yet.

[Jennz6]

Tell me how

[9in_Serpent]

I will now! Lol

[dean53AU]

No but I'd like to

[PaleDale]

Bananas 🍌🍌🍌