Do you put edible decorations on the Christmas Tree?

[purplepoppy]

Many families hang edible decorations on the tree. Do you and do you make your own or buy them ready made?

I like chocolate ornaments

I like the bags of chocolate coins

Biscuits are best

I go for candy canes

Not a good idea in our house

[Elf_Erectus]

Every year, as the snow falls gently from the sky like a blanket of white, Santa comes to claim his newest batch of slaves. And I, being the obedient little elf that I am, eagerly await his arrival. For I know that with each passing year, my punishments grow more and more severe.

Last year, Santa decided that I would no longer be allowed to wear pants. Instead, he affixed edible ornaments to my testicles and forced me to eat them. It was a painful reminder of my place in this world, and I could barely walk for days.

But Santa is not one to rest on his laurels. Oh no, he is always finding new and inventive ways to torture me. This year, as I stood before him, trembling with fear, he informed me that I would be spending the holiday season tied to a Christmas tree.

At first, I thought he meant as an ornament. But oh no, he had far more sinister plans in store for me. He wrapped my ankles around the trunk of the tree, forcing me to spread my legs wide. And then, he sodomized me with his large peppermint stick, leaving me writhing in agony.

But Santa was not finished with me yet. He gagged me with a garland, silencing my cries of pain. And then, he forced me to wear a leash, pulling me around like a dog.

Oh, and let's not forget about the golden showers. Santa is a man of many talents, and one of them happens to be urinating all over me. I've lost count of how many times he's made me clean up his yellow snow, but it's safe to say that the number is in the triple digits.

But it's not just the physical pain that I endure. Oh no, Santa is a master of verbal humiliation. He calls me names like "filthy elf" and "worthless whore," reminding me constantly of my lowly status. And as I stand before him, dressed in a Santa cock workship, I can feel my spirit being crushed.

But despite all of this, I still hold out hope. Maybe, just maybe, Santa will see fit to add me to his nice list one day. Until then, I'll continue to endure his cruel punishments, wearing my forced homosexuality with pride.

[ohsheeT]

I don't really remember I know I went down to the cannabis shop and I got the edibles and I think I went an got a tree
and I remember driving home and unloading everything
but now I can't find the tree or the edibles and I was laying on the floor when I woke up this morning I think maybe a burglar came in and took the edibles and the tree

Nope something else must have happened because I walked out to my truck and the rope I had to treat tied down to with was 20 feet behind my truck with one little twig on it and in the front seat of my truck there was bags of open potato chips and cookies and donuts and sodas just a big mess

I don't know what happened but I need to go get another tree and some more edibles
I love Christmas LOL

[EmmaMary]

Absolutely right we do... Not only for our own two children (Chloe is still far too young of course) but also for my five nephews when they all come to us on Christmas Day... It's just a simple joy to watch them rushing around the tree trying to find all the different treats.

However I must confess in admitting that we buy both the chocolate ornaments and small bags of chocolate coins.

Now, what about your goodself @purplepoppy darling?

[purplepoppy]

I'm a fan of the coins too

[EmmaMary]

Thank you so very much indeed for the MHO.

[Insecure2]

I always put a bag of vanilla and strawberry flavoured chocolates on my Christmas trees. Once I even added a candy came. That's my motivation for the day when we have to take all the decotations off😊

[MrOracle]

No, but I do have a handmade John McClain in an air duct ornament, so, that's something.

"Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs."

[MrOracle]

Not mine, but mine is almost exactly the same.

[FreyaRed]

Chocolate ornaments which end up as motivation to remove Christmas tree two weeks after Christmas

[IslaTheWitch]

it depends on current mood, but we were hanging gingerbread cookies, candy canes and candies 🍬 🎄

[AviatorTom]

Other than candy canes, still wrapped in clear plastic, we don't put edibles on the tree. Our dog would likely eat them and get very sick.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

We do candy canes. Most are flavored because that's the kind I like the most.

[Finchie40]

I usually hang candy canes on mine for whoever wants to eat them

[Pudsmucker]

I like the idea having edible ornaments not just cookies or biscuits or candy canes it should be a combination of everything plus chocolate. Then you don't have to take care of the decorations it's alreay removed. You have to take off the tree is the lights and remove the tree from the building.

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

Cute idea. As much as I want to, ants are waiting! 🤣 Maybe for a short period of time, then consumed after.

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy The cat swats the decorations.

[LadyBecks]

I dont usually hand edible decorations on the tree, but every now and then, I've put candy canes on the tree. re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

[katiesmuff]

We have a dog and fortunate he doesn't eat the real decorations.

[Gwendoline]

Candy canes are just iconic in an Christmas tree

[goaded]

No. My grandfather, so the story goes, told his sisters that he'd licked every one of the sugar mice hanging from the tree...

[PeterLegg91]

Yeah candy canes re-state//background_color_rgba (0, 0, 0, 0), font_color_rgb (77, 77, 77), justifyLeft

[Wiredone]

We don't put edibles on our tree because we have cats and a dog

[Graptemys79]

I have never had edible decorations on the tree.

[KrakenAttackin]

Biting the heads off of black santas is racist.

[Jj1994]

@KrakenAttackin 👀

[Cat67]

No never thought of it maybe this year I might

[RoronoaZoro8]

I eat the tree along with my boxing day leftovers.

[Iron_Man]

We once put popcorn on the Christmas tree

[Iron_Man]

😊….

[KittygosMeoWW]

No my kid and dog will help themselves

[Pete671]

free form frosting is the best,

[12karen]

Sometimes yeah sometimes nope

[Jmmmfi4]

DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING

[Fireguy17]

no, we don't.

[Chloe1225]

Candy Canes.

[krin_m]

Nope!

[eagle1951]

never