Do Santa's ELVES belong to a LABOR UNION?

[AviatorTom]

Elves have a lot of work to do... all year long, building things and wrapping presents for the next Christmas. It's hard work.

Do Santa's elves belong to a labor union? If not, should they? Do they get minimum age?

Please voice your opinion.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Santa's elves have a union called the Elf Workers Union (EUA). The union has a handbook that outlines all the positions in Santa's Village and North Pole City. The Department of Elfland Security, which is responsible for security at Santa's Village, produces the handbook.

The elves have been known to strike and organize, including:
Occupying Santa's Workshop: In 2015, elves occupied Santa's Workshop to protest the offshoring of toy production

Calling a boycott: In 2015, elves called for a solidarity boycott
Winning a strike: After winning a strike, the elves set their sights on unionizing the entire holiday sector

The elves have a slogan that says "Live jollier, work union"

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Santa's elves?

What a strange expression to designate factory workers of China, producing all these toys going to our beloved kids and insufferable family members. Many of them belong to a labor union indeed, 300 millions of registered members! Apparently, this union is working so hard to defend the rights of...

One political party in a single-party system. Oh well, China.

[purplepoppy]

Pretty obvious that Santa's a socialist since he gives gifts to little boys and girls and uses organic transportation. So none of that capitalist sweatshop labour at the North Pole.

I like to think if elves have a problem they can just go and sit on his lap and discuss it.

[exitseven]

Yes, They are in the Teamsters. They all came out and voted for Trump. No taxes on Tips or overtime.

[OlderAndWiser]

I'm pretty sure they couldn't affiliate with the Teamsters' Union!

[DrPepper12]

They most definitely do not belong to a union. In fact, based upon the answers to a crush that was asked yesterday, apparently Mrs Claus Is the conductor for a train when fatty leaves the house once a year.

[CaptainObivous]

Yes, it's called "slave workers union". Their free labor is how Santa is able to give out free toys every Christmas.

[msc545]

Yes they do. They belong to a union called the international brotherhood of toy makers and little people.

[LiamS95]

Thankfully no or they would probably go on strike every Christmas season.

[Graptemys79]

No, they don't need one. Santa is a generous guy and is a great boss!

[Cubus]

Thats one take about it. But interesting one

[Ironco]

No. They are not.

[QuietRunner]

Are they forced labor?

[paledreams]

They should've 😅

[Betülyesta]

I think yes too

[lorenzomichael]

Yeah they should.

[Dongie]

Naturally.