Is Christmas Communist?

[Deathraider]

I mean Karl Marx looks like Santa. He's in a red suit. Not to mention, Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer. Not to mention, why do we put stars on top our trees?

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"Christmas music"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JemL7Gtqs

[Cookie8888]

Rossija – svjašcennaja naša deržava,
Rossija – ljubimaja naša strana.
Mogučaja volja, velikaja slava –
Tvojo dostojanje na vse vremena!

Chorus:
Slavjsja, Otečestvo naše svobodnoje,
Bratskih narodov sojuz vekovoj,
Predkami dannaja mudrostj narodnaja!
Slavjsja, strana! My gordimsja toboj!

Ot južnyh morej do poljarnovo kraja
Raskinulisj naši lesa i polja.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaja –
Hranimaja Bogom rodnaja zemlja!

Chorus

Širokij prostor dlja mečty i dlja žizni.
Grjadušcije nam otkryvajut goda.
Nam silu dajot naša vernostj Otčizne.
Tak bylo, tak jestj i tak budet vsegda!

Chorus

[NovissimumVirorum]

A guy in red who gives free stuff...

[Deathraider]

The man in the white beard.

[--Vi--]

No, lol. Christmas is about celebrating Jesus's birth and giving gifts and being kind to everyone. How does that even remotely relate to communism? Which is about the government owning all forms of assets, and then equally distributing it to the people. If anything, Christmas embodies the very definition of true democracy.

The star on the tree is a symbol for the star that lead the shepherds and wisemen to Jesus

Now the tree is a funny story, because that is actually a tradition for a norse holiday that collided with Christmas, lol. Also Santa.

[Deathraider]

Let's look. We have a man in a red suit that looks like Marx, Santa is constantly watching our every move. Those elves on the shelf are KGB agents. Also we say let it snow. Russian winter is some of the harshest. Santa Claus isn't in the North Pole. He's in mother Russia. And look:

[Deathraider]

Coincidence? I think not!

[AtomicMuseliBar]

@Deathraider
You reference Russia and by extension, to be exact, Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, yet you use the flag of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam. Get your flags right. The actual flag of the Russian SFSR is like the flag of the Soviet Union, but with a light blue stripe at the pole. Learn your flags!

[--Vi--]

I sure hope this is just a joke, lol.

[AtomicMuseliBar]

No, I'm serious. Flags are really fascinating. It always annoys me when I see incorrect use of flags.

[--Vi--]

No no, I meant Deathraider. That was very interesting AtomicMuseliBar. But if I know Deathraider, I don't think he is joking.

[AtomicMuseliBar]

Oh, okay. ... I really like flags, if you couldn't tell.

[--Vi--]

That's awesome! Yeah, you totally rekt him, lol. Especially since Russia isn't even communist anymore.

[Deathraider]

@AtomicMuseliBar I said is Christmas communist. Frosty the Snowman is definitely Mao Zedong.

[AtomicMuseliBar]

You used the wrong flag though

[Deathraider]

@AtomicMuseliBar I never said Mother Russia, though I am doing this for the glory of Mother Russia.

GAG changed to red.

[AtomicMuseliBar]

You referenced the Russian winter and said santa is in russia

[--Vi--]

Yup.

[FictionalCharcter]

Blinded by the decorations. Thankful for the gifts 🎁.

[WildButterflyKiss]

Very funny. Merry Christmas!

[ladsin]

Lol. Not really except in the loosest possible sense. The big problem with communism is government force. Christmas is charitable giving which doesn’t use that.

[OnlyYouKnowThat]

Santa Claus maintains constant surveillance on people to determine if they are worthy of gifts or not. He particularly targets his propaganda towards children. Apparently he doesn't live in the North Pole, but he lives in North Korea where he spends to rest of the year as head of internal security and intelligence for the Dear Leader.

[Aguysopinion4799]

I don't think so but I am sure Karl Marx could pull off the Santa role :D

[Iamagoodguy]

No capitalist buying and giving key word you give by you’re choice not taken from you

[LesbianBusinessWoman]

It’s not communism lol

[LegateLanius]

Nein. Halt Dien Geist oma!

[Repa33]

Lol no

[GlassCake]

I agree

[sarahhcmarie]

merry chridymans

[HereIbe]

I like pie!

[Stripes99]

Nope