Christmas Turkey. isn't it crazy that skme consider stuffing a Turkey as sexual assault?

[Gwendoline]

Reminds me of a vegan woman who told me that drinking milk and eating steak was a sign of a white supremacist

[Lliam]

I'd tell them I enjoy stuffing turkey deep and hard without consent.

I'll white supremacist the shit out of my milk and steak, and culturally appropriate collard greens and sweet potato pie. Then I'll belch with satisfaction to show my disdain for their feelings.

I hope they cry.

[beefcakebradybatson]

They may, Liam.

[Horn_Hog]

Since the turkey is dead, you could legally implant an artificial intelligence brain into it and program it to voice its consent.

[Lliam]

@Horn_Hog. "Stuff me harder! Don't stop!"

[beefcakebradybatson]

@Horn_Hog Too late for the AI-stuffed turkey not to vote for Trump !!!

[strateguy632]

If they said "necrophilia" it would be near but not assault because it is dead, =necro

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/necrophilia

[GOLDFISH_smile]

Vegans aren't claiming this. Someone who happens to be a vegan is claiming this. Big fucking difference lol

[MarjorieJ]

@dongie remembers when Priscilla Presley had her beaver stuffed.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/AvWfbIe4X_4

[Dongie]

😅😅🤣

[Astarlessnightsky]

Maybe not sexual assualt but a special kind of necrophilia or defiling corpse.

[MisfitsLover92]

Then its just hilarious lmfao

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Isn't it crazy that some consider satirical sources, such as Woken News, as real news:

[Anonymous]

If you're sexualizing a food I'd say you got deeper problems then potential sexual assault. This as silly as a woman on her that called masterbation for a guy "genocide". Because of the mass death of sperms that occurs. I asked her, "is a wet dream considered manslaughter then?😆 you know, because it wasn't intentional.

[malarkey]

I guess you know what vegans do in the bedroom now, and why they refuse to eat meat.

[Daniela1982]

Just tell those guys to stuff it up their yiggy.

[jshm2]

Lol, let's you know how sheltered the clowns are!

[OzzieOwens]

And the mentally ill just keep multiplying.

[Surely]

Who in the world comes up with these theories? Don’t they have a job to do?

[Kelly6]

@gwendoline what in the world!!!

@EmmaMary should stuff her turkey differently 🤣

[KostasKouvalis]

I'm not the least bit surprised! Yeah, these people suffer from mental retardation

[Anonymous]

I don’t usually agree with you, but that’s crazy

[beefcakebradybatson]

Trump got re-elected. NOTHING is too crazy in 2024 !!!

[Anonymous]

There are much more compelling arguments for veganism than that.

[QuietRunner]

Heathens!! Stuff those Christmas Turkeys!! Also

[Sevenpointfive]

desecration of a corpse for sure

[FunkyMonkee]

Crazy people say crazy things.

[MisfitsLover92]

Wtf? That is so stupid!!

[Graptemys79]

This has to be a joke, right?

[Anonymous]

Vegans ruin everything.

[eagle1951]

doesn't do Turkey for Christmas ever

[Agape93]

How lol