Santa has a NEW SLEIGH, how is it POWERED?

[AviatorTom]

Santa's new self-powered Sleigh

Santa finally gave in to PETA's demands to stop abusing the reindeer, and Santa's elves have modified his sleigh to be self-powered.

But they are not saying what that power source is.

What do you think it is?

Please vote in the poll.

Gas-powered using an engine from an old VW minibus

Diesel-powered using an engine borrowed from a Dodge Ram truck

Solar-powered using infrared panels that work at night

Electric-powered using parts from an old Prius

Magic-powered using Houdini's straightjacket

Fusion powered using Doc Brown's DeLorean engine

Something ELSE - please tell

Updates

5 mo

Reports are coming in that the new sleigh may not work. Santa may have to rely on AI giving children digital online presents this year. He's also trying to get Greta and AOC to convince PETA to give him an exemption this year... Who knows if that will work?

[Chazmatazz269]

I only selected Houdini’s straight jacket because i was going to say “magic” anyway. I guess that is better than sacrificing the animals for their intrinsic magic. Supposedly unicorn horns are a source of very potent magic. Maybe reindeer antlers are too. Unfortunately, being some combination of child and American, every time i have spoken with Santa the source of his magic was never topical. It was always about me, me, me. UGH!

[OneViewpoint]

Zero point energy.

[purplepoppy]

Can't be solar power because he works at night.

We kn6w the speed and distance he travels would require an enormous fuel tank, one in excess of the sleigh itself. Thus the energy supply has to be external e. g. moonlight power or topped up constantly eg milk and cookies.

However the best fuel is the blood of children on the naughty list. Cheap, readily available, and totally green.

[sage2021]

Mrs. Claus makes beans for Santa and his Reindeer and they pass so much gas that it actually is enough to get the sleigh everywhere it needs to go.🤣🤣

[live2dance25]

Sounds like a lot of beans, but if it gets the sleigh going. I’m all for it!

[sage2021]

It really works! 😂

[live2dance25]

Haha, Merry Christmas to you, you made my day!

[sage2021]

😂 Glad I made your day! 🙂
Merry Christmas 🎄 to you and have a Happy New Year 🎊

[ohsheeT]

No he had to pull out the old rock, mobile... Atlas. It's powered by Fred Flintstone and Barney rubble.

[NathanDavis]

actually... now it runs with a DRM subscription so you have to pay off a whole lot more, or it will stop working on the spot...

[exitseven]

He has a hypersonic drive that was donated by the Dept of War.

[Lliam]

A Matter-Antimatter Warp Drive.

[OlderAndWiser]

Powered by nuclear fission, not fusion.

[Massageman]

Certainly not electric!!!

[Kayla45]

He will use coal burning fossil fuels that will pollute the O-Zone layer of the Earth instead. By attaching rocket powered jet engines to the back of the sleight.

[NoDecision]

A rather large rubber band powers it. Unfortunately, Santa now has to take extra elves along to wind it up.

[live2dance25]

I would say something rocket powered, but solar powered is the more environmentally friendly option.

[strateguy632]

Houdini's straightjacket! Sweet! But really an '8 horsepower team' of reindeer.

[tfan1]

Magic from the belief of children’s hearts that still believe that there really is a Santa Claus 🎅 🎄🎁

[douride2]

The sleigh is powered by magic. It always has been. Those reindeer were just there for show.

[Kingofkings1992]

Really? You came up with all these poll options over something not even real? Lol

[FunkyMonkee]

Reindeer farts!!

[KostasKouvalis]

By green energy😂 And his sack is paper

[Xawyx-2]

Santa is using electric-powered Tesla Sleigh! :P

[LiamS95]

Twi 455 Osmobile Rocket engines!

[beefcakebradybatson]

EIGHT BUXOM BLONDES !!!

[jamesgoldman]

Hydrogen fuel cells

[Raydergman26]

Star powered

[Deserter3]

Farts