What is the weirds Christmas gift you ever got?

[Kelly6]

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5 mo

I got 2 week hotel package paid

[OlderAndWiser]

In the fall of 1985, when I was in law school, I dated Jenny, a girl from Colombia. We were both students so we didn't have much money. She was a interior design student and loved decorating her apartment. At Christmas, I bought her a pair of leaded crystal candlestick holders. They were a classic and elegant design.

She bought me a ceramic, duck-shaped lint brush like this:

I thought it was a bizarre gift to give to someone you have been dating for five months.

[Lliam]

In 1991, one girlfriend gave me a metal statue of Pepe le Pew kissing Penelope. It is painted black and white with real gold highlights and mounted on a quartz base. It's about 4" long and the same height. I think it was expensive. The two of us were living together and loved each other deeply.

I still treasure it. Even though she and I couldn't have made it as life-long partners, I still love her and will never forget her.

[hafinjun]

Awww good old pepe, what a man he was.

[hafinjun]

Ok i was spending Christmas with a few family members my 2 lovely sisters a niece and as luck had it my step sister and brother. Iwas dating an English girl at the time and she'd gone back to the uk for Christmas. She'd delivered my present in person to my sister's so Christmas morning about an hour into the unwrapping I picked up her package , it was heavy, I ripped open the package thinking it was something like golf stuff or maybe motorcycle parts. Imagine the sudden silence when I held it up to see what she'd got me. And it was a strap on harness, " for extra large sizes" it clearly stated on the package. I tried to ignore the second wrapped item in the box setting it aside hoping no one noticed. Yeah it was a good thought but my sister said I think you missed something and sent the underage to the kitchen for more cocoa before rummaging through the trash pile before exclaiming yup you should be more careful and handed me the long cylindrical wrapped gift...

[Lliam]

@hafinjun. LOL

[Lliam]

Thank you for the MHO, Kelly! 😊

[XXblack88]

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[CubaPirate]

I loved those

[XXblack88]

@CubaPirate really?

[CubaPirate]

Yes but im rather old lol

[XXblack88]

@CubaPirate oh ok

[JuliaCartorez]

butt plug with a little light on it

[Kelly6]

@juliacartorez
not bad if given by partner

[JuliaCartorez]

it was my husbands friends who gave it to me which made it weird. me and my husband found it funny though but it was still a bit weird lol.

[DryGermanGuy]

My former employer had often useless gifts, not weird, but it was whatever they could buy cheaper in bulk. One year it was a tea stove set, another year it was an illuminated reindeer.

[Finchie40]

I got this penis and balls lotion , which I ended up enjoying lol

[AviatorTom]

My then-wife of 20 years did not like alcohol in the house, so it was weird that, every Christmas, her father gave me a bottle of whiskey.

[Cuminginside]

He was trying to warn you

[sage2021]

A stuffed 🧸 animal but not a bear.

[NathanDavis]

a plastic fork... lol

I love it

[Bricealan]

@Kelly6 I can't recall the exact gift, as it was many moons ago. It was something he got as a gift and decided to give it away at Christmas. I was really aggravated; at the time it happened. It was some kind of game, but can't remember what it was?

[elizamichale1]

I would love a hotel package..

The ones I hav had were butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators

[WhatIsYourZodiac]

Were they weird?

[elizamichale1]

@WhatIsYourZodiac not to me😋😋

[Beckybooboo]

A friend always gets me a bottle of Captain Morgan for Christmas. The funny thing is, I don't drink and she knows that but Captain happens to be what my husband drinks 🤷

[WonderingManII]

My parents have never given me a weird gift. One time the former art teacher, at the school I cleaned for, gave me a scented candle. Does that count as weird?

[beenherebefore]

When I was a teen my godmother gifted me a pack of thongs and I got really embarrassed when I opened it in front of anyone. I still think that was really inappropriate.

[Ariesman81]

A Russian porcelain music box that was painted and played the music of, if I remember correctly, the ballet Swan Lake.

Thanks... I guess?

[snermcger]

The World's Tinniest Mug from my granny.
That's it, just a little mug.
I was 6, maybe? Very odd. I remember she bought my sister a huge Barbie dollhouse that year.
My mom was pretty mad I remember.
Weird. Meh.

[Isaac_Brown]

My youngest stepsister gave me a banana without the peel and she claimed she was saving me the hassle of removing it

[Spencer10]

Probably a "Pet Rock" when i was maybe 12.

[Cuminginside]

My best friend's girlfriend for the night I'm still trying to write a book about that.

[robocop666]

My female cousin got a calendar of men in speedos.

[Xawyx-2]

I get only New years gifts, none of them were too weird.

[DrPepper12]

My cuz got Kelly in a full length coat and was told "unwrap me" 🥵🔥

[Titanic1912]

An empty Seltzer bottle. I didn’t even understand it. My aunt and uncle are so cheap.

[hafinjun]

Kelly Im assuming that reservation included a room mate?

[WhatIsYourZodiac]

A new year calendar... A dumb gift actually

[Sevenpointfive]

did you win ThePriceIsRight?

[Unycorn]

A Dildo

[Chrytina84]

Coal from my ex boyfriend’s parents.

[hafinjun]

What? No gas furnace?

[Mark987]

That is considered weird?

[dougeats]

A male thong lol

[MJVillarama]

Towel

[scott04sa22]

Coal 😆

[Raydergman26]

Uno cards

[hafinjun]

No way uno cards ROCK