Holidays

Do you celebrate Groundhogs Day?


I love to celebrate. Anything. Any reason. I even make up Holidays just to celebrate. Like, Random Day, but that's a different story.
So, anyways, with the Christmas Holiday hangovers fading into memory, all the tinsel, garland and other excessive amount of decorations I put up everywhere 2 months in advance, are coming down to be replaced with, you guessed it, Groundhogs Day Decorations!

Some may say, "Seriously, Random? Who the Hell decorates for Groundhogs Day? Are you off your medications again?"

Well, since you asked, there are all kinds of ways to decorate! Of course some may say, my decorating might just look like a bunch of other holiday decorations all thrown together with seeming total randomness but that is merely part of my artistic expression to celebrate the love of this festive and joyous occasion! And I thought the blinking lights I put on the big, stuffed groundhog I placed in the middle of the living room really added that extra special touch to the whole wonderous event! Yay for all! And don't forget to send your Groundhogs Day cards! Friends and family will love you forever!

And on the big day itself, you can serve groundhog pies, cakes and candies that look like little groundhog poops! But wait! There's more! Then for dinner you serve up, the most fitting delicacy of the season, roast Groundhog! Just like Grammie used to make! Yummy! These are the memories you will cherish forever!

Some may say, "Random, have you considered getting extra therapy?"

So, anyways, Do you celebrate Groundhogs Day?

Actual simulation of Random celebrating Groundhogs Day.
Actual simulation of Random celebrating Groundhogs Day.
Do you celebrate Groundhogs Day?
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