Would it be legal to marry my Playstation 4?

[Quise30]

[Anonymous]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to join man and game console. Do you, sir, take this magnificent machine, who will never fail you, lovingly share amazing adventures, and keep you connected to both your memories and your social life, to be your significant other? (Honestly, marry whatever/whoever you want, but I highly doubt this specifically would be legal or acceptable)

[JoyISok3]

People are marrying just about anything now a days so I’m gonna tell you that if any moment was the right moment, right now would be it. Congrats on your engagement

[NicolaD]

These days I’m sure you could marry your old sofa bed if you really wanted - just make sure you have a prenuptial agreement in place though.

[Wrrrryyyyy]

A woman married a rollercoaster, another married her dog.

[NicolaD]

Why am I not surprised @Wrrrryyyyy!

[dantetheexplorer]

No. Marriages are only recognized when they are between two human beings. In some countries, marriages are legal only for heterosexual couples.

[Texaskid1]

Only if you live in your parent's basement and weigh 400 lbs.

[LisaLisa89]

It depends on how old it is.

[Anonymous]

not illegal, just incredibly dumb and weird

[Opinion Owner]

sure

[Opinion Owner]

🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼

[scooogy]

Paragamy just sounds weird

[coka10]

Sound gay

[ROCKS128]

To whome?🙄

[weirdoweirdo]

no..