Are you INVITED to BEZOS WEDDING in VENICE?

[AviatorTom]

Piazza San Marco (St Mark Square) in Venice

Billionaire Jeff Bezos (founder of Amazon) and his fiancée Lauren Sánchez are getting married in Venice this week.

The wedding is expected to cost between $23 million and $34 million, but locals are upset that this is taking over the already tourist-heavy city, despite the positive effect it will have on the local economy.

So... Were you invited to the wedding? Are you attending?

[strateguy632]

I was not. About sign, he is in a tax bracket paying MORE percent of his huger income so pays far more tax than i do. 10% of 3,000 is 300. He could have lower percent 5% of 1 million 50,000! That is 10 times more than me but in fact pays more percent!

[exitseven]

Yes, but I had to decline. I am playing golf with President Trump that day.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[rachel776]

i thought he was having some huge wedding in Aspen, for awhile i thought it had already happened in January and then suddenly it didn't

[DishLady]

Ridiculously greedy and entitled… going against everything a wedding and marriage are supposed to stand for.

[Chazmatazz269]

Didn’t Bezos already lose bajillions to one triflin’ who’?
He definitely should be helping out more people if he loves giving money away so much.

[strateguy632]

He ALREADY DOES pay more taxes and gives charity
https://www.bezosfamilyfoundation.org/

[strateguy632]

Oops wrong bezos. But jeff
www.forbes.com/.../

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂😂
I don’t explain jokes, but you are welcome to go over it again to try and figure it out.

[OlderAndWiser]

It was an oversight, no doubt, but i was not on the guest list.

[molonski2]

Didn't it get delayed , called off or moved?
Some protests or something..

Jeff unfortunately does not realise what a wonderful guy I am so sadly my invitation did not arrive. Interesting that all these guys " trade up " when they hit the big time.

Is that just mandatory?

[dustybiker2]

Why would he get married?
If I had that much money and someone wanted to marry me I would be suspect. I'd suspect them even wanting into my life.

[snowboarder720]

Prenup would be needed for sure

[dustybiker2]

Absolutely.

[Communicationisking]

I'm invited... would anyone like to be my plus one?

[Nikki1989]

Nope. I guess my invite got lost in the mail.

[msc545]

I was invited but do not have the time to attend.

[dustybiker2]

Easy there. This is gag. Bragging falls flat.

[msc545]

@dustybiker2 Hiow is this a big deal? It is just an invitation.

[Massageman]

$23 million. Gee, I think that's more than my net worth-

by about $23 million.

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂

[beefcakebradybatson]

No, but I'll check my E-mail inbox for my invitation.

[Anonymous]

Right, me and my imaginary girlfriend are coming right now, in my imaginary yacht :P

[Shiprex]

No I am busy that weekend I send my apologies to the couple along with a bill to end world hunger, poverty and destitution.

[NathanDavis]

no... I don't have Prime

[Staximus]

Why the hell would Jeff Bozo invite me to his wedding

[purplepoppy]

No but the hen party was amazing

[AngryCarl2]

Jeff knows I wouldn't go near his wedding.

[ilistengood]

Yeah but I don't have a thing to wear

[Dongie]

🫰Awe, shucks!

[shortster]

I didn't sign up for Amazon Prime Plus; so nope.