Is MARRIAGE a WORKSHOP?

[AviatorTom]

Is Marriage a WorkShop?

Where the Husband Works...

... and the Wife Shops? 😎

[Lliam]

Hahaha. Good joke.

In reality, if the wife doesn't work, she is worthless. She should either have a job and contribute to the mutual income, or work hard around the house - cook, clean, care for kids, garden, preserve foods, shop for groceries and necessary items, and be busy all the time.

If she has a job, then the husband and wife should share household chores.

Any guy who has a wife who only goes out blowing money on herself is an idiot and has no room to complain because he's the one who chose the bitch.

Not all women are gold diggers.

[Iron_Man]

Yes the husband works hard and the woman takes his credit card and shops. 🙄

[AviatorTom]

@Iron_Man Sounds like personal experience. 🤔

[Iron_Man]

I’ve never been married, but the former girlfriend requires a lot of things and I have to get my credit card out

[Kim41230]

come to me

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 but you’re gonna tell me to go to ‎WhatsApp or telegram. First you’re gonna tell me you’re not always on this site. then you’ll say Let’s go somewhere else where we can talk personal and then the next thing you know you’re gonna come up with a story and say how you need some money you’re not the only girl that gets on here and does that.

[Kim41230]

i only have telegram OK

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 I don’t wanna talk on telegram I’m here on the site. I wanna talk here and I don’t wanna have to pay money for one of your made up stories.

[Iron_Man]

I don’t believe that you’re a soldier either

[Kim41230]

come to me you will see it

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 not on telegram you have my private message. It’s open.

[Iron_Man]

Here

[Kim41230]

i need a husband in my life okay

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 send me a message on this site. We’ll see where you’re coming from.

[Kim41230]

please i want to send my telegram name so you can message me private okay i need you

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 I knew it 🙄

[Kim41230]

my telegram name 👉@castro9548

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 and sure you want $500 bucks or maybe $1000?

[Kim41230]

i need relationship okay

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 Hmmm 🤔

[Kim41230]

what happen are you going to send me a message on telegram

[Iron_Man]

@Kim41230 i’m right here. I’m one click away five seconds. I’m not gonna sign up there.

[Kim41230]

are you trying to message me on today but tell me please honey❤️

[AngryCarl3]

@Iron_Man You're still paying for your ex? Time to set some boundaries dude.

[Iron_Man]

@AngryCarl3 no I’m not still paying for her

[AngryCarl3]

@Iron_Man Well then good!

[Iron_Man]

@AngryCarl3 thank you

[Iron_Man]

Thanks for the award, Tom

[Kim41230]

@AngryCarl3 why do you ask😟

[AngryCarl3]

@Kim41230 I was asking IronMan.

[purplepoppy]

Since it's obviously dad joke Friday.

FIFA has announced it's first female referee.
Players are warned they may be booked for fouls committed years ago.

[Nikki1989]

If you think marriage is 'work,' then don't get married.

[AviatorTom]

@Nikki1989 Did you read the details in this question?

[Nikki1989]

Yes, I did. It doesn't change my reply.

[Chazmatazz269]

No stereotypes were harmed in the making of this joke.

[midnightmoon05]

I married the wrong man.
I work and he shops… the joke still applies
he just told me he is buying his brothers new dirt bike!! His current is only 2 years old!!
(But I didn’t tell you the other stuff I 😂)

[Just_Ken]

The old its our money vs its my money debate

[AviatorTom]

@Just_Ken Those of us who have been married for awhile know that there are two kinds of money: her money and our money.

[Just_Ken]

Exactly

[TonyMetal___1986]

They both work to me, one outside and one inside than they both go shopping 😌

[Iron_Man]

I wish they did work in the house. I was talking to a girl that says why do I have to mother you by making me a TV dinner And I’m putting a roof over her head I’m just making an example to her, but that’s how they think nowadays. 🙄 And you know this woman. They want the lottery ticket these foreigners and they don’t want to do anything when they come to America and I know you don’t like that and I don’t like it.

[TonyMetal___1986]

@Iron_Man right 👍🏻 and that's why we can never be with such women with a sh*tty behavior like this...

[Iron_Man]

I know it’s horrible

[RareBreedOfMan]

No, anymore two in the family got to work when married or least have some type of income coming in.

[Kingofkings1992]

@AviatorTom did you stay up all night thinking of that one?

[AviatorTom]

@Kingofkings1992 No, I saw it on YT

[midnightmoon05]

While she shops loli

[AngryCarl3]

More like a sweatshop, where you both work until you die.

[Cidknee]

I'd say it is although I've never been married I've often heard it takes work.
Nice joke.

[Shiprex]

No it's a sentence.

[AviatorTom]

@Shiprex... with many periods... 😉

[Shiprex]

and home (house) work

[SaoirseS]

It probably depends on wh you’re married to.

[Bricealan]

@AviatorTom Marriage is WORK.

[AgentG111]

Absolutely in my case.

[Paige2006]

It's definitely a workshop

[msc545]

I'm telling you, workshop for them

[exitseven]

Too funny.