When A Need For #2 Is Inevitable…

[Anonymous]

Personally I have found a trick to control it, and avoid any unlucky circumstances, but sometimes maybe something really unexpected might happen.

These 15 cases, are cases that I would never wish not even to my enemies.

1. As a politician

Imagine when you are giving a serious speech, to think about the toilet…will you able to focus on your speech or…you will blow it up?

2. At a live concert

Especially, if you are on the stage as a singer or as a musician. People are here for you, and what you are going to tell them? “Sorry but I need to go to the toilet, I can’t sing at the moment.”?

3. At the club

Bleh! There’s nothing grossier than a club toilet, especially during peak hours. At least hope you are wasted, so you won’t realize much when you go there.

4. At the hospital

I have gone there for #1. I was already sick by the time, and I became sicker when I noticed how gross hospital toilets were. Fortunately no #2 occurred, but if it happened…gee, I would rather be castrated than suffer this.

5. During a cold winter morning

When the time comes to pull down your underwear, and sit on the cold toilet seat…oh well, sounds like a torture in Nazi concentration camps.

6. During a date

Everything goes like clockwork, and suddenly…something happens and you have to go to the toilet. It sucks, especially if it’s a first date. I doubt, there will be a second date if it happened.

7. During a movie

In a movie theatre of course. At home you can press pause anytime you want. But there, you will miss a big part of it, hench it would be a waste of money.

8. During sex

This is the worst thing that can happen during sex, unless you are into coprophilia. All the momentum is gone, and it’s impossible to recapture it. Well, I’m speaking personally of course.

9. If you are a radio producer

OK you can make a music break, but…during a broadcast there’s a certain schedule you should obey, and timing must be perfect during a radio broadcast (every second counts actually). Of course if you play music for 30 minutes non-stop, then your listeners might have realized already what happened.

10. In a busy restroom (generally)

When this restroom is your only option…well it has happened to me unfortunately, and hope not again. I spent 20 minutes there, and when I was out everyone was looking at me, like they wanted to kill me. I was smelling like a dead rat at the point, and I wanted to go home as soon as possible…

11. In school

There’s an unwritten rule in school. Never do #2. Otherwise…be ready to face your classmates, once they realize what you have done!

12. In the elevator (if elevator stops)

I really panic only by thinking about it. Getting stuck in the elevator makes me feel panicked already as it is. So imagine how would I feel, even if I needed to go for a #2. Guess this is the worst among all.

13. On the beach

Sea is your only solution here. But can you imagine the others when they see your feces floating on the water? Well, hope you won’t be found out at least.

14. When you are on the highway

As a driver especially. It will affect your driving performance by a huge degree, and you might end up in an accident since you’ll struggle to keep yourself, till you find some stop to do your business.

15. When you are sleeping

It’s going to be a heavy one, if it made you wake up from your sleep. Problem is, you will have hard time falling asleep again, if such thing happened.

[Valkyrie1]

It is ALWAYS so awkward waiting in line to use the toilet at a ren fair or a convention cause then you got all these people in costumes and everyone wants the bigger stalls and is trying like super hard not to mess up the their cosplay.
I think it would be the worst for a politicians during a debate or performer during a concert though.

[Valkyrie1]

Thank you.

[cupidkisses]

Nice one

[JonJames]

That's what she said -- when she pushed out a foot long.