Stupid Sexy Halloween Costumes

[Anonymous]

Every year in the US, on the fateful night of October 31, also known as Halloween, hordes of women grace the streets, clubs, bars, and parties dressed as "sexy" (insert costume name). But I have to say that sexy (insert costume) should have limits to what can or should actually be made into something sexy because some things just shouldn't or are just stupid and/or unappealing in any sort of sexy way.

1. Sexy Poop

Yes, poop. It's bad enough we have to see this emoji being overused by everyone everywhere, but to imply that poop can be sexy...sorry, it's not that kind of website!. Poop is literally human or animal waste that the body is getting rid of and that we dispose of because of. There is nothing sexy about it.

2. Sexy Graduate

Isn't the goal of getting a higher education to, how shall I say this delicately, um...get away from situations and establishments where outfits such as these would perhaps be a requirement of your employment?

3. ...?

I'll give you a few seconds to guess what this woman is supposed to be. Take it all in for a moment, hmm, what is she? If you guessed a body bag, you are either one of the 3 people who bought and wore this costume, or, there is no other or. I would love to read your dissertation about how a body bag is a sexy thing, or the dead body in it...on second thought, you know, never mind, if you'd write such a paper, there is already probably something plenty wrong with you.

4. Sexy Oscar the Grouch

There was, nor has their ever been anything sexy about this canned monster who lived in the trash or while we're here, because they exist, the other sets of Sesame Street characters. Why are there so many people in such a rush to pervert all manner of childhood cartoons and movies? These characters are not only beloved for their innocence, and the lessons they taught us as young children, but they are meant FOR young children. To sexify it is just cringe.

5. Sexy Ebola Nurse

Like really? This is a real thing? I was going to google and put up an image of what those ravaged by Ebola look like, but I'll spare you. Trust me tho, if this is what you think you should wear to fight Ebola, you're going to get it and die because you're apparently stupid.

6. Sexy Skunk

Who's fantasy was...is...this? What is sexy about an animal who's funk you have to bathe off in tub full of tomatoes?

7. Sexy Nun

I'm not even a religious person, but I can respect that you believe in what you believe in as long as the feeling is mutual and you're not hurting others or yourself being a part of it, but this type stuff...taking someone's religion and perverting it into a sexy caricature...makes even me uncomfortable because I do view it as being disrespectful of someone's religion in the worst way.

8. Sexy Oompah Loompah

Didn't these guys basically murder young children who "got in the way" of their candy making? Anyway, no human looks good with orange skin, white lips, and green hair, not even our president. Not sexy.

9. Mushrooms (Super Mario Brothers)

But why tho? The video game world is literally filled with hyper-sexualized women at every turn, so making an innocent life giving mushroom "sexy," just seems like ridiculous overkill.

10. Honorable mention goes to the Sexy Avengers

Yes, because it looks dumb on men too...

[FrenchyRomain]

stupidest one i've seen : sexy fidget spinner
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[RachelleDraws]

... This makes me feel sick.

[BigRayFromNC]

Number one as why would anyone want to dress up like poop and what is so sexy about poop unless you are a person who likes to get pooped on during sex and in my opinion anyone who likes to get pooped on is a really sick bastard no matter the gender.

The most stupid costume I had ever seen at a annual Halloween party was there was 2 guys who dressed up like the worlds largest dick with a condom on it. When I first saw this coming into the room for a moment I had actually thought there was a 7 foot dick walking into the room. It was a good costume as you could see they had put a lot of time into but in my opinion they should have picked something else rather than the worlds largest dick with a condom on it. Obviously they were into big dicks and probably were sucking each other off on the side.

[BuckWild]

With all due respect I'm going to have to disagree with you on the poop costume. The poop costume is nothing less than awesome sauce. That's right I just said awesome sauce. If a girl dresses up as poop, that tells me she's got a wicked awesome sense of humor. That's the kind of chick I want to hang out with. She's got personality and from my point of view that's becoming a rare trait. I don't think for a moment that this girl is going to want to shit on me or anything. However I have no doubt the sex would be nothing short Amazing. call me weird but I like women who have more personality than the average bear. And she sounds like we could hang out 24 hours a day and just laugh our asses off at the stupid shit in this world. No pun intended. Or was it? The only thing I'm sure of at this moment is that on Halloween I'm going to be scouting out a chick in poop costume. A girl like that just might be love at first sight/soulmate material. :-)

[BigRayFromNC]

@BuckWild With all due respect to you everyone has their opinion and I have shared mine and you have shared yours and I respect for sure but we all are into different things. The main reason why i despise anything associated with poop is due to the fact I had a horrible episode in a motel one night with a girl who seemed to be totally normal all the way around but we were having sex and during the middle of it she stopped me and said to me, "I have a question". I looked at her shocked and said, "A question? Now?". She replied, "Yes, as I have a few fetishes and I want you to fulfill them for me". I replied, "What exact fetishes do you have?". She replied, "Well first I want you to stand up over me and take a huge shit right between my Tit's as I love the feeling of hot shit between my Tit's and then I like to rub it all over them". I looked at her in shock and said, "You want me to do what!!!" and I got up got dressed and left as that was totally sick!!!

[Elliegirl]

The sexy Ebola nurse is ridiculous, but could be funny in an ironic sort of way. If one of my friends wore it, it would be hilarious. If a different friend of mine wore it, it’s just plain wrong. Sorry, sweetie, I love you but you’re just a little too dumb to understand and wear anything ironically.

[depeche2015]

i wondered the same thing especially when it's a scary costume and they label it sexy like then it isn't sexy anymore? i think it's just for the attention maybe for eyes to be on them but then maybe they just want to have fun but it isn't sexy nor scary at all just draws more attention on them

[Rainie_]

Hate me all you want but Im doing the sexy nun one this year with red eyes and probably a bit of blood by corner of the mouth I don't know. Reason being cause I keep seeing them in so many horror movies.

[Toad-1]

Post pics here! 😛

[Rainie_]

@Toad-1 I might :P

[MarkRet]

There's always Taarna, or the Mail Order bride.

[sovetskii13]

Those are pretty weird; except the sexy graduate. Don't see anything stupid about that. What are your thoughts on sexy teacher, doctor, and police woman?

[myTake Owner]

This is probably way too deep for Halloween of all things, but from a psychological point of view, people fantasize about those three things often times because they are omnipresent in ones life and they are figures of authority and power that have some form of control on our lives. How many people, for example, had crushes on a teacher they once had (some even acting on it). To see a sexy version of these things is titillating to some people. It allows the brain to "go there" where it may already be going thinking of people in these real life jobs anyway. Now contrast that with a children's character who lives in a garbage can... poop... skunks... people in body bags, etc

[es20490446e]

I recommend inflatable costumes. This is mine:
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[BrittBratt2416]

Honestly I don't consider it for Halloween, most of them are just everyday sexy foreplay lingerie I've seen before.. especially the nun and naught school girl costumes.

[Richareens]

Sexy Ebola nurse is definitely messed up. I don't get the graduate outfit either because there's nothing scary, creepy or unusual about graduation. I'm fine with others though.

[Anonymous]

Any excuse for women to exploit their own sexuality for male attention.

And we’re supposed to take women seriously lol!

[myTake Owner]

Just because a woman dresses up one day in a sexy costume does not mean you shouldn't have the ability to take her seriously the other 364 days of the year. If you take off your shirt and walk around one day a year, should I don't respect you or take you seriously? Come, come now.

[Opinion Owner]

I have more class than to take my shirt off in public. I only would do that at the beach where it is appropriate. I have no need to show off my toned chest. I know I look good and don’t feel the need to show it off.
So yes if I am showing off then I don’t expect any more respect then I give losers who do that sort of sad behaviour.
I have class.

[myTake Owner]

Wow, you're one who likes to judge hard. It's one day of the year, and for the purposes of Halloween, and it's a costume which for the event, is appropriate. Most of these women don't show up to work the next day in "a costume." This whole, I give no respect thing is stupid, because you have no idea, unless you are around women on that day, what they wore to a costume party. I doubt women who do this on Halloween along with anybody on this day, male or female, dressed in costume, thinks someone needs to take them seriously... at a Halloween party and those apparently like yourself who would judge someone for the rest of the year for a costume they wore one day, are probably some of the same ones who think people shouldn't judge them for what they do.

[Opinion Owner]

20 years ago Halloween wasn't just used as an excuse to dress like an idiot. Half these costumes don’t even look like what they are supposed too. Woman have taken a day, intended for CHILDREN and a little fun for adults, and have made it a day to out do each other in how revealing their costumes can possibly be. Now considering that we are all judged at all times, weather you like it or not, whine and bitch about it, the fact is if you join the masses of idiots that contribute to the oversexualization of woman and use the day to exploit your own sexuality for attention then you clearly are an idiot who should be judged accordingly. I expect no less for myself, should I choose to go out dressed as a stripper version of whatever costume I choose to wear.

Need attention so badly (obvouslly since the trend is to sexualize something not sexual before) how about gaining attention for something other than your tits an ass. How about your brains? Creativity? Talent?
Nope. Tits it is!

[async]

They wouldn't keep making them if people weren't buying them though.

One year an ex girlfriend of mine went as a "slutty bumblebee." Definitely strange but also funny in a way

[Quintessence]

You can make the Poop one funny if you have someone stick a piece of paper to your back saying "Hot shit".

[Shaft50]

... even better if it's toilet paper

[ATuairiscean]

I have to agree, they are pretty horrible - The sexiest one is the body bag before you are told what it is.

[Volvagia]

u forgot "sexy fidget spinner"

[myTake Owner]

I can't even.

[pepwave21]

I have all of those and more as conservative business wear at the office. How did you get into my closet? :)

[zagor]

When I was in college, at one Halloween party a couple came wearing only body paint. It was a coolish night, so it wasn't very flattering for the guy.

There were also a couple girls wearing clear plastic bags. Only.

[Anonymous]

Pretty good take. Pretty well agreed! ALTHOUGH, I disagree with the last one! SEXY AVENGERS WAS BETTER THAN 1-10 AND YOU KNOW IT! Still seems preferable to multiple female costumes cool or now XD

[TacosRAwesome]

The only one that makes sense is the sexy oompah loompah because I'm sure they had those in the factory.

[myTake Owner]

All the oompah loompahs were male

[Toad-1]

@asker doesn't mean a few of them can't be sexy 😛

[Anonymous]

This just goes to show. People will find anything "sexy" these days. I had a good laugh at all of them, especially the Ebola one... Oh, and Avengers XD

[DinaM]

... is it weird that I think that the mushroom costume is actually kind of cute?