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Laws That You Didn'T Learn At School

Laws That You Didn'T Learn At School

1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Kovac's Conundrum:

Wen you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4. Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5. O'brien's Variation Theorem:

If you change queues, the one you left will start to move faster than the one you're in now.

6. Bell's Theorem:

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8. Willoughby's Law:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9. Zarda's Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Credits: Lt. Johnson Satish Kumar

Laws That You Didn'T Learn At School
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