The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T

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Alright, I think we should start off by providing some helpful videos to explain then expand on the rest after alright? Good.


Right, this is GradeAunderA


And this is Aaron Alon


This is Daily News and their video on English was really funny to me :p

Okay, what I want to talk about is the ENTIRE alphabet!

A:

So this word can be said as

A

Ay (Basically just lengthen the letter, start with A then don't stop, just drone that letter)

Ar (I don't even understand why this is a thing but yeah)

B

Can be pronounced

B (No prolonging it, just Buh)

Bee (Prolonging it...Eeeee)

I can't remember if there are other ones :/

C

Can be pronounced:

C (Like saying K... Cuh)

Cee (Like saying see...)

D

Can be pronounced:

Duh (Not a long continuation but a little "uhh")

Dee (Long continuation with that "Eeeee")

E

Can be pronounced:

Eh (No continuation, just stop)

Eee (Continues forever with that damn "Eeee")

F

Can be pronounced:

Eff (Like just say Eh then put F on the end... Eff)

Fff (But can also be done as just Fffff)

G

Guh (....Guh or Ger?)

Gee (Like saying Jee...)

H

Can be pronounced:

H ay ch (Weird right? H-ayy-CH)

Her (You lengthen the letter for the errr again!? Heeerrrrr!)

I

Can be pronounced:

Eye (What the F***!? You can actually pronounce this as the word, EYE!?)

I ( Or, sometimes you would just go with the "I" like with in)

J

Pronounced Liikkee:

Jer (Like J-uhh)

Jay (Like J-ayy)

K

Ker (Can't think of an example at the moment sorry)

Kkkk (Like Kill)

Kay (Like OK)

L

Elll (Like Hello or like Hell)

Ler (Like Learning but pronounced like Lerning)

M

Mmm

Mer

N

Ennn (Like with mEN )

Nerrr (Like eNERgy)

O

Ohh

O... H-O-T

P

Pea

Pee

Pa

Per

Q

Cue

K-yoo

K-you

K-wa

R

Are

Rer

Rrrr

S

Esss

Serrr

T

Teee

Tea

Ter

U

You....

V

Veee

Vah

Ver

W

Dubble U

Double U

Double Yoo

Double You

Dubble Yoo

Wer

Were

X

Ecks

Eks

Z!? Xenon!?

Y

Why

Yer

Z

Zed

Zzzzz

So what I am so interested in is WHY IS THERE LETTERS....THAT MAKE THE SAME SOUND AS OTHER LETTERS!?!?

X Literally makes NO other sound than what "Ecks" and for fuck knows why, the letter "Z" Like...Why is X taking Z's role!? If that was correct, it should be Zenon not Xenon!

The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T

This is Toradora <3

But I think if you had looked at the "W" you would see all the pronouncing ways and how stupid it is!

And U only is pronounced as "You!" WTF!?

The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T

This is SAO or Sword Art Online... *Cough* Shite *Cough*

Should

Shood

Shoulder

Shoolder? NOPE! SH--OLD--ER!

Could

Cood

Would

Wood

Womb

Woom

Tomb

Toom

Bomb

Boom (Nope!) It's... Bom...

Round

R-OW-N-D

Sound

S-OW-N-D

Hound

H-OW-N-D

Wound

W-OW-N-D..... But can also be said as WOO-N-D....

Found

F-OW-N-D

ARE

A-R

HARE

HAR? (NOPE!) H-AIR!!!

XENON

...X.. (NOPE!) ZENON!!!

The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T

This is APPARENTLY... Black Bullet

Me Versus the entire English language.....

The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T

This is Dagashi Kashi by the way... I haven't watched it, I did loving research on the gif for you all <3 Annddd I also plan on watching it now :p

The English Friggin Language Mate! T___T
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