My mate sent this to me and I loved it so much, the call out of our pronunciation just makes me laugh so hard!
I swear that the things on here are ways that I do pronounce things,
Bat tree is one I am guilty of
The Peta Paka one I am guilty of
Can I get a boao of wooa I am VERY GUILTY OF
Are you facken schewpid I am guilty of
Oit there mate, bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit I am not guilty of :D
I luv arry potah I am guilty of
wah uh boh uhl I am guilty of
the log and hurt bear means "Grab me some log hurt" "Log urt" "Yogurt" I am not guilty of this
Fin and king, what were you finking, what were you thinking, I am guilty
Shed juul yes I am guilty
A yu ri fo da bitols I am not guilty of
oh my g0d issa au-au I am guilty of
Our police car sirens are whiney like that, not very loud
It's Chewsday innit I am guilty of frequently
Roight, look atch this beautchiful blo0dy work of aaart I have done before but not regularly
Oim frowm da yew kay I am guilty of
How have you bean I pronounce like that yeah :p
Be proper quiet mum i'm wotching yewchewb I pronounce it like that but don't tell my mum to be quiet just because I am watching youtube
This my wittle bruvvah yeah, not guilty
I need to change the remote bat trees I am guilty of
So that is scrambled eggs and beans on toast, I have never had them together but know I don't like scrambled eggs
You schtewpid bahstahd I am guilty of this one as well
I don't know what the Nail and Hoe one is...?
It's chaco chewsday innit, Not guilty, never gone for Tacos
Shoe and Pit, shoo pit= Stupid, I am guilty of this
Iss mentow innit? Scchewpid, I am guilty
Right was all this then, probably more like "Rite, wos all dis den?" to be quite honest I have done it when someone was trying to steal something from me, not directly from our house though
I'm driving macaw= I'm driving my car, I am and also not guilty of this, I can't drive but I say it like that in sentences with "My car" next to each other like in songs or movies
Put ya can't on the telly, no clue to this one?
Whats the with you, no clue what that symbol is so I can't say if I am guilty
I swear that meal for wifey material looks gross, never seen something like it... -__-
I'm Bri ish, I am guilty of this
That symbol again, never seen it so I don't know...
Club goin up, on a Chuesday, Not guilty since I don't go to parties, maybe one a year if lucky
Ye bruv that spoydeman tree is bloody dreadful innit, not guilty...
I'm drinking wa er, guilty for sure...
Yeh I'm Cafflic, I am not Catholic so I never had to say this sentence, but I have pronounced the word in this way frequently
Oorite mornin boiez, I'm maykn a cuppa tea mite evn put a crumpet in it innit, I pronounce all these words like this before and still do, but never in that sentence....
Bruv last Chewsday was absolutely mental, yeah, done this before when talking about assignments
omg just want a Chinese, then buy chicken balls and chips, Never done this
I'm a bit hourny ya get me luv, never done this one
Just saw this supah funnae yewchewb videou, I don't think I say it like that :D
Oi bruv I'm comin out of the wardrobe, nah, we say comin out of the closet, though most just declare their sexuality, instead of saying the whole closet thing.
Cheerios....Yeahhh....Guilty, it just means good bye.
Are you schewpid, yeah, guilty again
Please maintain 1.820 meter distance between each other, no, we don't say that, we just say 2 metres apart
Dear god, I just couldn't let this slide, this video that my mate sent me and all this stuff on pronunciation just made me REALLY want to make a post on it, so thank you to you man, I hope that me clarifying which ones I actually do say will let you get a even better ideology of how I sound! :D
It's been a rather boring day today, so to have him send me that just made me crying with laughter, I was watching it with my sis and we were both laughing so hard our eyes were crying, we kept on reading the way it was spelled and just laughing hysterically!
But honestly, The British accent is not amazing, it varies all over the country and just so happens I talk with these words through the people I have been around.
Buh on ist lee
The Bri ish ak sent is not ah maze in
I varies all o'er the country an just so appens I talk like this cos of da people I grew up with
We basically take a word and try to shorten it to a point where you don't need to say as much, like a more casual way of speaking instead of saying the whole thing.
Mainly because we want to keep a conversation casual and short, we don't want to be saying every letter when talking, we want to talk and have you understand while not feeling like a formal conversation.
Mainly cos we want ter keep a conversation casual and short
We don't want to be sayin e'ery le'er when talkin
We want to talk an have you understand while not feelin like a formal conversation
Other times for these pronunciations are when in a hurry we will use them to avoid having to say the whole words.
Like, if you are in a hurry and ask your mate to
"Chuck me ma wah uh boh uhl mate" is a completely normal conversation and only looks odd because it is in writing instead of through sound! :D
The Schewpid one is more because sometimes we just can't be bothered to add a T in letters, more common when drunk, but sober people can do it either knowingly or unknowingly as well.
"Are you actually Schewpid, mate you piss taker!" that is a quote from a actual conversation I had with my mates before, the word still comes out similar to STUPID but more like
Stew pid
S Chew pid
The CH is the part that covers for the missing T so it depends on how hard of a CH you do
Mine often sound like
Shh Tew Pid or Shh Tyoo Pid or St oo pid
In my version, the Tew substitutes for the T and U missing, the Tyoo was a way of trying to show how it comes out when spoken.
It's even funnier, I can spell really REALLY well, it was my top grade, it's just that if I am speaking then people might assume that my grammar is bad because I don't speak the way that the words are written.
Okay, it is getting to bed time now so I will bid you good night and hope this gives you a laugh! :)
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