Who else thinks lap dances at strip clubs are overrated for $20+?

[chocothunda]

I feel like its a big tease so I dont even bother. What you think? Im a lame?

[Anonymous]

A lapdance for as little as $1 is a rip-off. Think about it:

You're sitting there, hands by your side or on the table, with a half/full naked chick in the room with you. You're not allowed to do any touching (in most cases), you can't pop a tit into your mouth, and you can't plug any of her holes. She's there for your money and will grind the crease out of your pants in order to get everything she can out of you. You don't get to take her home, and only in rare-ish cases will you even be able to contact her (but this is really to hustle you back into the club so she can get more money from you).

So you're paying someone to grind all over you, get you worked up... and then that's it. I've had more luck and WAY more fun at a bar, telling a girl to pay for her own drinks, going home with her/getting her number, and having sex with her because she ACTUALLY wants to. Hell, even outside of the night scene (which I'm not even a huge fan of), it's way more useful to approach girls you're interested in and that won't rip you for money.

But sure, $20+ for a lapdance IS overrated... I agree ;)

[chocothunda]

Agree

[ChooChooHaha]

That's the thing, depends on the girl. Some let you touch and go further, others don't.

[Anonymous]

$20 to be able to tell your friends that you actually touched a girl seems reasonable.

[chocothunda]

I dont think so.. unless she's halle berry

[Opinion Owner]

They have that distinct flavor.

[chocothunda]

Yea ok

[Opinion Owner]

I wish people would stop talking to me. I don't even like you. Why do they not talk to everyone else? Fuck you guys. Fuck you all.

[chocothunda]

You need a lap dance from a stripper

[Opinion Owner]

Only if it's you.

[chocothunda]

No.. haha

[Opinion Owner]

Shit. :?

[Breannanana]

Yeah you get some chick rubbing up on your dick which is 10x better than p*rn and cheaper than a hooker

[lumos]

I don't really care either way since I don't go to strip clubs.

[ChooChooHaha]

OVERRATED perhaps. I've never been.
Not at all, unless she let's you touch and it goes from there. Cause if it's only a tease...
the hell? What is that shit?

I'm the same as you on that. I even put on here: I don't get it? How does that even work? No reacting, nothing? I know if I was the one getting the lapdance, OR the stripper, I doubt I'd even have self control! Her tits are smothering you, you can't bite or suck them? She'll get you so hard, and then just cut you off like decapitation? BRUTAL.

[RuthlessAggression]

Well, the problem with it is, it's not "forever". I've been buying action figures for WWE, which I will always have. Money well spent. Lap dances, are literally 2 and a half minutes, that's it. Money NOT well spent

[kangy]

i dont see the need to spend that money

[chocothunda]

Word.. I think its for suckers

[kangy]

if anyone wanted to watch i suggest they watch from u tube

[chocothunda]

Watching naked girls dance in person is def. Better but not pay $30 for a lapdance

[D33jayb]

Gross👎 everything at a strip club is overrated

[Anonymous]

I guess so, but strippers gotta make a living

[chocothunda]

Im not the one