Sex vs food & money?

[kxera]

Would you rather get to have sex whenever, wherever with whoever you want for the rest of your life but be poor OR never have sex but be rich and have any and every food you want without ever getting fat?

UNLIMITED SEX WHILE BEING POOR

NO SEX ever but be RICH & get FOOD without ever getting fat

[justbanANNAz]

food... without getting fat... well that is a dream EVERY SINGLE woman has probably wished to come true.

but... I don't know if id give up something so passionate with someone i love... for something inanimate.

[CHARismatic110]

Pffft. There's no competition. I get to eat all the chocolate cake and lasagna I want and NOT gain weight? Where do I sign up?

[HuckyHucky]

Virgin fatty and proud over here now where's my food and money?

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[Tractorbeam]

I could go without food for a week, if it meant endless sex. Going a week without sex would be much harder.
If I have a dollar more than I need to spend, that's enough money.

[YourFutureEx]

Food > Everything. And you're giving money too. Unfair competition for sex.
Easy question.

Food is life.

[YourFutureEx]

Thanks :)

[kxera]

No problem! But question: Since you're a gag moderator, do you still redeem your points for prizes?

[YourFutureEx]

Why do you think that being a gag moderator will influence my redeeming choice?

[kxera]

I don't know. I figured that maybe you'd have like special privileges or something. Whenever I see moderators, I think of them as being people in like a business center looking over the site.

[YourFutureEx]

No. I'm like you. The only difference is that we guys hide things unlike you who report the negative posts.

In every two months, best moderator will be awarded $25 gift card.

These gift cards are valid only in North America and Europe . I do moderation for volunteering only and I'm very funny guy. Sometimes I even troll too (harmlessly, for amusement).

I don't even redeem my points for gift cards. I donate them to RAVEN.
I didn't use my points yet but eventually, I'll do it for charity as I have enough money to fulfill my needs in life so it's better to help needy ones 😇

[kxera]

oh well that sounds great!
How does one become a moderator?

[YourFutureEx]

You'll have to be regular on the site and post good contents. And SUCCESSFULLY REPORT so many posts. Then contact admins.

[kxera]

Do you think they'd let a minor be a moderator?

[YourFutureEx]

I can't really say. Never saw any teen moderator.

[kxera]

I sent GAG a message and they just sent an automated response with an exact copy of the information on the moderator FAQ. I guess it's possible. Being 18 isn't a requirement.

[YourFutureEx]

Best of luck :)

[kxera]

Thanks!

[DodgersGM]

While that chocolatey drizzly almondy brownie is INCREDIBLY tempting, I'd still take the lifetime of baby-makin'.

There's no substitute for human contact.

[I_am_repulsive]

To some people food can sometimes gives a better pleasure than sex does. Having said that, sex with the women I care about whilst being poor will only be the only person I'll ever need to live my life. Whatever's left of it any how.

[Mycsph]

How can I get rich and eat anything I want without getting fat? How? Tell me please :D

[thewanderingme]

I'm already poor (though decently fed) I'll take the sex.

[Anonymous]

Second option. I would only be interested in the first one if i could sex with my former boss though haha i fantasized about him allll the time

[tina15xox]

Food is amazing money not too bothered about but sex 😍 yes please

[Anonymous]

If I was rich why wouldn't I ever be having sex? Even if I was completely unattractive I could just pay for it.

I voted A.

[DaddyRollingStone]

If I have money, women will pretend to be attracted to me and sleep with me.

Bingo! Money it is.

[Phoenix98]

-honey hold my belt- Bring on the apple pie lol.

[SweetNovella]

Lmao😂 I love this👏👏

[Phoenix98]

Lol @SweetNovella

[SweetNovella]

I think I interpreted this differently.
#AmericanPie movie.
I'm ashamed. Aha.

[Phoenix98]

Nope talking about actual pie lol.

@SweetNovella

[AshleyMD]

I'd rather not starve to death.

[BarbaraP]

I will always choose food at any price!

[Anonymous]

I'd choose sex :P It was a tough choice though ;)

[atomique]

Balance in all things

[cl_517]

food without ever getting fat pleeeeasee!

[lippy_hippy]

I love food!!!