What is your ultimate, weirdest fantasy?

[Starfishlover]

My fantasy is snuggling up to a chicken and/ or a duck with some baby chickens/ and or baby ducks. I would like to snuggle up to them and have them warm my lap, and I would like to snuggle up to them when it is freezing at night and go to sleep together.

What is your weird fantasy?

[sagari]

I want to play with the cat who gave birth in my house's basement along with her beautiful kittens but she won't let me come near unless I am feeding her. :(

[Anonymous]

Role playing. Babysitter and kid or daddy and his little girl.
So strange, I know :/

[YourFutureEx]

I wanna hug and kiss a tiger.
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[koullaras]

Calvin?

[Hans222]

Hahaha you inspired me... I'll dress up as a duck and be at the right spot at the right moment 8)
Don't worry, just joking :D

[Hans222]

Haha, thanks for the most helfpul :D

[Begging4giggles]

I have SEVERAL weird fantasies, this makes me think of one in particular though. Me and a girl just meet and have sex on people's property. On a rainy, gray day we're on the side of someone's house-- behind their trash cans or in the mud under their bushes, maybe even in their back yard inside their kid's jungle gym playhouse-- and while they're home and have no idea it's happening.

But my ABSOLUTE hottest fantasy is being bullied and made fun of by ANY GIRL OF ANY AGE who's capable of doing so and is able to look attractive in denim. That means if a ten year old girl happens to have the looks, she'll be compelled to make fun of me if she wears certain things-- but she'll still do it like a bratty little girl. Teens and adults would do it as their own ages with the levels of knowledge they have.

The ten year old would be sticking her tongue out, for instance, comparing me to an ugly or stupid cartoon character, that kind of thing. Teenagers might flip me off and call me a loser, creep, snark about how awkward and sad I seem, etc. Adults might rip cruel small penis jokes, threaten to beat my ass or call their man to do it if I have a problem-- no matter the age, no matter the technique-- certain kinds of denim, and nearly constant laughter. In fact, they only insult me to make themselves laugh even more-- they have to STRUGGLE through all the laughter just to actually get the jokes and insults out. They'll all let me "do as I please" around and even TO them, but they only use it to be even meaner, laugh even harder, maybe the adult woman lets me get it all out of my system before she roundhouse kicks me into the next life, but even she'll be grossed out and laughing her ass off before she does. The ten year old might be completely grossed out and threaten to expose me-- but also through a lot of helpless, mocking laughter.

[Anonymous]

Wow I would love to cuddle with you and keep you warm and would try my best to make you the most happy women in world. Even the thought been next you and holding your hand make my heart race. I haven't even meet you but Feel drawn to you. It may be s little strange but I just feel a connection with you.

[ThePlayer101]

I had a dream where I was in the west, inside a trailer with a DJ putting on " teach me how to dougie".

[Anonymous]

My weird fantasy is raiding into your weird fantasy and cooking all those chicks and chickens and eat them, including you

[koullaras]

What kind of sauce would you use?

[Opinion Owner]

BBQ sauce with a hint of Tobuscus

[Anonymous]

Wow, so sweet, you can make it ture