(Quiz) What would you taste like?

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You got: Horse piss

A big, horrible bowl of hot, stinking horse piss. Delicious.
 
@Ihav2fart Still wanna eat me?

KDA20 · Accepted Answer

I got cheap vodka - Oh dear I had high hopes
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.

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What Would You Taste Like?

Haven’t you always wanted to know?

posted on Nov. 11, 2015, at 3:58 p. m.

Alex Finnis
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 Fries

 Mac and cheese

 Spicy rice

 Garlic bread

 Coleslaw

 Mashed potato

 Mozzarella sticks

 Sweet potato wedges

Via Thinkstock  Onion rings

Via heinz. com  Ketchup

Via foodnetwork. com  Gravy

Via laphemmephoodie. com  Blue cheese sauce

Via britishfoodstoreonline. co. uk  Garlic mayo

Via thelunacafe. com  Chocolate sauce

Via groceries. iceland. co. uk  BBQ sauce

Via dishmaps. com  Apple sauce

Via prevention. com  Sriracha

Via seriouseats. com  Cheese sauce

Via parsniprecipes. co. uk  Parsnips

Via insidecor. cz  Chilli

Via asweetpeachef. com  Carrots

Via ifood. tv  Cabbage

Via kalynskitchen. com  Broccoli

Via thedinnerfiles. com  Peas

Via cooktutorial. com  Corn on the cob

Via whatscookingamerica. net  Lettuce

Via italianfoodforever. com  Peppers

Via venicepizzapie. com  Buffalo wings

Via foodnetwork. com  Cold meats and cheeses

Via silviocicchi. com  Bruschetta

Via halfhourmeals. com  Melon and parma ham

Via lakewoodlanes. net  Calamari

Via mryummiami. com  Duck salad

Via lustrousmusings. blogspot. co. uk  Breaded mushrooms

Via recipes. howstuffworks. com  Soup

Via oceanclassic. co. uk  Tempura prawns

Via mattawamum. com  Banoffee pie

Via en. wikipedia. org  Cheesecake

Via englishrosefrommanchester. com  Apple crumble

Via cookdiary. net  Sorbet

Via kenwoodworld. com  Profiteroles

Via m. longhornsteakhouse. com  Sundae

Via eatyourworld. com  Sticky toffee pudding

Via aglugofoil. com  Eton mess

Via erecipe. com  Chocolate fudge brownie

Yumix · Accepted Answer

You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad. WTF? 😂😂😂

HookingSwan · Accepted Answer

You got: Cheap vodka

You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.

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I hate this quiz xD Joking

But my boyfriend doesn't drink alcohol :( bad luck for me :'(

DivaMonae · Accepted Answer

You got: Horrible, horrible garbage You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste.

IamNuts · Accepted Answer

You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad. WTF ಠ_ಠ

AleDeEurope · Answer

Your result doesn't surprise me... xD I'm kidding haahahah

You got: Cheap vodka

You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.

OrdinaryGentleman · Answer

You got: Cat litter Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.

EmpatheticLady · Answer

"You got: Prime fillet steak The real good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You're basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries." I'm surprised I got that with all these other results I'm seeing. xD

crystalt70 · Answer

You got: An everything burrito

AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

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@fenixx0083 Aren't you a big burrito freak? I guess I really am perfect for you. Just don't be surprised when I cause you to be gaseous. Haha!

LittleSally · Answer

An everything burrito AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac. Hahaha delicious! =)

vishna · Answer

You got: Cheap vodka You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink. Ayeeee I'm edible at least!

xXiTacoXx · Answer

You got: Cat litter  Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons. Well shit...

passionoflove · Answer

You got: Cat litter Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.

Tanuron · Answer

lol, I got

"You got: Prime fillet steak

The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries."

Kinda knew it, deep down, The zombie beneath the bed never wants to go away.

zombiebabe · Answer

You got: Cheap vodka You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink. oh man :(

Ihav2fart · Answer

You got: Cat litter Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons. I'll eat you anytime ;)

pervertedjester · Answer

You got: Prime fillet steak The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.

Cmasterson · Answer

"Strawberry milkshake" haha after reading yours I definitely wasn't expecting mine.

ClariceOwen23 · Answer

You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom

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Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.

Okay wtf? o_o

CheerGirl38139 · Answer

Hmm... Everything burrito...

dr34mz · Answer

At least I got... xD

-> Prime fillet steak: The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.

Finally I'm good at something XD

AnOrdinaryGirl45 · Answer

Interesting!! Filler

teawrecks · Answer

"You got: Cheap vodka You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink." makes sense.

Jxpxtxr · Answer

You got: Horrible, horrible garbage You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste. 💩💩💩

Phoenix98 · Answer

You got: Prime fillet steak

The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries

Sweet, I do love steak.

Littlett25 · Answer

You got: Prime fillet steak The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.

ThisDudeHere · Answer

Didn't take the quiz but I'd taste like chicken because that's what cannibals say humans taste like more or less.

stubbsy · Answer

Everything burrito aka the best kind of burrito. Full of surprises and full filling many pleasures. This surprised me.

T-shirtsandkneehighs · Answer

You got: Cheap vodka You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink. Tf

Jessie1DLM · Answer

You got: Strawberry milkshake But with the texture of chicken. Which is weird, but probably still quite nice. Best served for dessert with ice cream or custard.

Shyguy_1988 · Answer

Lol, You got: An everything burrito AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

apple24 · Answer

You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom! HAHAH WHF IS THIS! lol

Intraluminal · Answer

An everything burrito AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

Zorax · Answer

Everything burrito... ok, I guess there is some sort of vegetarian burritos :P

ithinkyoulike · Answer

What Would You Taste Like? You got: An everything burrito AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

mentor · Answer

You got: An everything burrito AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

ejx629 · Answer

You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom  Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad. WTF? WORST QUIZ ANSWER EVER!

smoke-E · Answer

😂😂sounds good 😂😂 By the way mine was half fried egg 🍳

Waffles731 · Answer

So If you are what you eat does that mean only cannibals are human, I got horrible horrible garbage

Georgenapil · Answer

Those teeth need to be washed in a dryclean machine with a chemical materials and h2so4

ChocoLada · Answer

I got Strawberry Milkshake :P

SirenDep · Answer

An everything buritto. The best kind!

SlightlyCrazy · Answer

Cheap vodka. That's always inspiring

Weirdguy24 · Answer

Danny devito's used condom? No comment.

yulbsari · Answer

As long as you have some Tabasco...

jakeofalltrades · Answer

that had to be the weirdest quiz I have ever taken

logesh · Answer

It will be also salty too.

DudeWithAHotWife · Answer

Naaaaaaaaaay.

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