You come home one day and find a skeleton watching your TV, what do you do?

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JudgmentDay · Accepted Answer

I'd asked it "what have you been watching on TV this whole time that kept you there the whole time until you had turned into just all bones?"

"And where's the remote? Have you seen the remote?"

If I get no response, then I'd ask, "okay I think you'd have to leave now, and I'm turning the TV off, (goes to tv to switch it off)"

Then I would say "ok, real funny everyone, you all must think it's pretty funny to pull a prank like this on me, haha real funny"

If still no response after that. then "Alright Mr. Bones, I don't know how you got here why you are watching my TV, but if you're just ignoring me then I'm going to have to call the police or my landlord and have you removed since I never invited you in my home in the first place."

mr90skid · Accepted Answer

Incinerate

mooky06 · Accepted Answer

I grab a beer out of the fridge and pop it in the skeletons hands, grab a cigarette upstairs from my mums praying table and pop it in the skeletons teeth and grab glow in the dark sticks and make a necklace for the skeleton and take selfies with it.. Because why not lol

Mustachekitteh · Accepted Answer

*stares for a couple of seconds. Then runs and gets my laptop and starts to play this song at them*

DivaMonae · Accepted Answer

I pop my MJ WIi game in and we'll battle it out to the Ghost of Jealousy 😝

xXiTacoXx · Accepted Answer

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Well that is odd *continues to get wine*

ThisDudeHere · Answer

If he's watching the Walking Dead then I just join him. And I try to make a joke about whether he wants to eat something (despite lacking a stomach)

techitisJ · Answer

Ask him what's he watching and offer him something to drink. He's my guest at least I should be polite :)

honeybones · Answer

TRUMPET TIME! *takes out trumpet and demands the skeleton to play it if it wants to continue watching tv* :)

BraidsGirl · Answer

"Hi how are you? Sorry to disturb, I'll be on my way out..." And proceed to slowly backing out of the house.

joeb73 · Answer

at least they are not in the closet. they are out in the open for everyone to see. (not hiding problems but facing them head on)

CocoRachelle · Answer

Apologize for making any interruptions, and head to my room.

BlueSJ · Answer

I would think that I have evolved  to have an X-ray vision. :P

jwhit · Answer

Basically

vishna · Answer

Waiting for the third season of Tokyo Ghoul fam. Waiting for the next GoT book fam.

Anonymous · Answer

Swap lots of bone-related puns and offer him some spaghetti ♡

Phoenix98 · Answer

I'm going to do what any sane, rational person would do... take my Katana and poke it lol.

Anpu23 · Answer

put it back in my coffin, and ask my family who took it out.

NYkid27 · Answer

I guess I'd have to fight it. I'm pretty sure I can beat up a skeleton lol

Dog19 · Answer

Gasp in fear then laugh because I think someone played a prank on me.

TheHooptyMiata · Answer

Take a photo with the caption 'Me waiting for a new episode of Agents of SHIELD'

jacquesvol · Answer

Complain about the poor quality of the television shows.

takumii · Answer

Sit by it and ask, "Hey did you watch the latest episode of 'bones' ?"

blondfrog · Answer

I'd pour a drink down its mouth and see where the liquid leads lol.

madhats42 · Answer

Scream and in a shaking voice say, "I--I didn't know we had a television! WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT" And then I would say hello to my roommate sitting on the couch

Anonymous · Answer

Slap ma face to come to ma senses... since I'd think it's some optical illusion... if it's not gone then I'd try to touch him/her to see if it's real or I'm just dreaming...

llorando · Answer

Call the police and have the escort the freeloader out of my house.

Anonymous · Answer

"Oh there you are my murder victim number 528. I was wondering why the heck you weren't in my closet with the rest of 'em"

IBMtrait · Answer

I'd think that someone put it there to try and scare me or something.

Anonymous · Answer

if he doesn't have eyeballs how will i know he watches my tv? he could be staring me dead in the eyes! "dead"... in the eyes... got it?

faathoms · Answer

Make bone puns and ask them about the war.

Deft_maiden · Answer

What happened to the kids? 🤔

SarahsSummer · Answer

Wonder "how long have I been gone?"

peachblossomluck · Answer

I say: "Heyyyyyy, Lazybones;)"

teawrecks · Answer

Oh, is it time for the skeleton war?

AdamThomas · Answer

Ask him if he wants a cup of tea.

BelleGirl21 · Answer

Sic my tiny chihuahua on him.

exitseven · Answer

ask if he wats popcorn

meatballs21 · Answer

Since I don't have a TV...

cinderelli · Answer

I'd say.. "that's my spot "

Tarvold · Answer

Be a good host and offer him a beer.

ThatBritishLad · Answer

"What's on?" "Bones." "did u just."

douride2 · Answer

Put the neighbors hound dog on him.

homper87 · Answer

Kick it's butt off my couch lol

apple24 · Answer

I yell! Twlight Zone!

fenixx0083 · Answer

Beat him/her up with a +3 mace of fuckyouskeletons

DBAOracle · Answer

Hand him a bottle of beer and watch TV with him.

findingdreamland · Answer

Oh i f. Up. Lol

SirenDep · Answer

Say hi

Theo27 · Answer

Stop drug ;-)

Sunflower19 · Answer

Scream and run.

Yellow_ · Answer

Scream and run

Yanoa_Yanza · Answer

"So do you talk?" xD

Joeman1252 · Answer

Punch his head off

BangBadBxtches · Answer

Necrophilia tbh.

Dred1614 · Answer

Talk to him.

Riseagainst29 · Answer

Give him a brewski.

PotatoGuy · Answer

I dont have a TV

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