I'd asked it "what have you been watching on TV this whole time that kept you there the whole time until you had turned into just all bones?"
"And where's the remote? Have you seen the remote?"
If I get no response, then I'd ask, "okay I think you'd have to leave now, and I'm turning the TV off, (goes to tv to switch it off)"
Then I would say "ok, real funny everyone, you all must think it's pretty funny to pull a prank like this on me, haha real funny"
If still no response after that. then "Alright Mr. Bones, I don't know how you got here why you are watching my TV, but if you're just ignoring me then I'm going to have to call the police or my landlord and have you removed since I never invited you in my home in the first place."
I grab a beer out of the fridge and pop it in the skeletons hands, grab a cigarette upstairs from my mums praying table and pop it in the skeletons teeth and grab glow in the dark sticks and make a necklace for the skeleton and take selfies with it.. Because why not lol
*stares for a couple of seconds. Then runs and gets my laptop and starts to play this song at them*
I pop my MJ WIi game in and we'll battle it out to the Ghost of Jealousy 😝
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Well that is odd *continues to get wine*
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If he's watching the Walking Dead then I just join him.
And I try to make a joke about whether he wants to eat something (despite lacking a stomach)
Ask him what's he watching and offer him something to drink. He's my guest at least I should be polite :)
TRUMPET TIME! *takes out trumpet and demands the skeleton to play it if it wants to continue watching tv* :)
"Hi how are you? Sorry to disturb, I'll be on my way out..." And proceed to slowly backing out of the house.
at least they are not in the closet. they are out in the open for everyone to see.
(not hiding problems but facing them head on)
Apologize for making any interruptions, and head to my room.
I would think that I have evolved
to have an X-ray vision. :P
Basically
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Waiting for the third season of Tokyo Ghoul fam.
Waiting for the next GoT book fam.
Swap lots of bone-related puns and offer him some spaghetti ♡
I'm going to do what any sane, rational person would do... take my Katana and poke it lol.
put it back in my coffin, and ask my family who took it out.
I guess I'd have to fight it. I'm pretty sure I can beat up a skeleton lol
Gasp in fear then laugh because I think someone played a prank on me.
Take a photo with the caption 'Me waiting for a new episode of Agents of SHIELD'
Complain about the poor quality of the television shows.
Sit by it and ask, "Hey did you watch the latest episode of 'bones' ?"
I'd pour a drink down its mouth and see where the liquid leads lol.
Scream and in a shaking voice say, "I--I didn't know we had a television! WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT"
And then I would say hello to my roommate sitting on the couch
Slap ma face to come to ma senses... since I'd think it's some optical illusion... if it's not gone then I'd try to touch him/her to see if it's real or I'm just dreaming...
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