Honestly that'd be me my wedding night.
AFTER that comes the fun time haha
Most Helpful Guy
It'd make more sense if you saw the whole skit it was apart of.1
Most Helpful Girl
2 lines, 1 family.
I thought pregnancy would make me feel fat and disgusting, but, largely thanks to my husband, it's been 3 x 8.5 months of nonstop awesomeness, raging horniness, and feeling like the most beautiful woman in the world.
If you think the "honeymoon phase" EVER has to end... you are doing life wrong. All wrong.
Have another "wedding night" every week.
Keep slutty white outfits under the bed.
Make marriage and commitment into the two hottest, most irresistible, most addictive ideas imaginable.
Any two people can have happy times together. So what.
It's how you get through the HARD times that counts.
The second half of "for better or for worse" is not a fucking joke. Get in or get out.
"Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be..."
-- Robert Browning2
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