
I'm dirty shipwreck! Haha

Me and @teawrecks are both blonde shipwrecks. I don't know how I feel about this. I was hoping for something cool like giant ballsack bonanza, monster muscles margarita, or mega penis colada. This is just disappointing.
My tropical drink name is: Blonde By The Pool.
I have black hair, and I don't like being BY the poll, I like going IN the pool.
Fuzzy shark attack.
I don't think there's anything fuzzy about that at all. XD
Crawling Shark Attack
This must a shot type of tropical drink. 😛😂
Sassy Shark Attack.
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Hater this is soo you ππ
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Me = "sassy by the pool' = almost too puuuurfect :P
Wild Willy Womper!
Don't all the guys just wish 😹😎😘
Fuzzy on the beach um... no thanks 😂😂 sounds like I forgot to shave or there's hair in my drink
Wasted green flash, I honestly think I would drink that in real life.
Fuzzy Floozy Foot.
That one sounds like you're already a little tipsy😂
Fuzzy banana monkey. But I'll also take a hand grenade lol
Dirty Hammock Hanger. Sounds like I wouldn't drink it.
Blonde Naked Lady, maybe I can trick a bi girl with this one. lol
Salty Naked Lady
Lol what 😂?
Skinny dipping! Hahaha
Lol that's funny :)
Blonde on the beach, which literally describes me to the t lol :P
The Sexy Island Escape.. Mine actually sounds good 😛
Fuzzy naked lady lmao 😂
I Googled it worst mistake ever!!!
hahaha
Lol!!
Ewww!!! it was a hairy naked old ladyπ
Lazy Island Escape :P
Fitting for a vacation drink haha
LOL π
Sounds fancy :)
I'm Fuzzy Banana Monkey lmao
Lmao same!
Blonde Hammock Hanger! Yeah! :p
sexy on the beach lol
Tipsy Island Escape O___O
Wasted Island Escape
XD
Breezy Green Flash.
Jumping Shark Attack. Sounds.. spicy.. ^.^
sexy naked lady
and
breezy naked lady
:p ;) ;)
Blonde Island Escape.
O. o
Waiter! One Dirty Green Flash! ;)
I'm salty floozy foot lmfao
Fuzzy Banana Monkey... doesn't sound very good lol
BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA ππ
@This_is_my_username doesn't it sound like you'd couch up a few hair balls with this drink? ππ
Wicked On The Beach lmao
Same as you Dirty Shipwreck.
Blonde willy women lol
My drink is sloppy by the pool
Jumping Island Escape!
simple... rum and pineapple.
Blonde Shark Attack 😄
Sloppy on the beach... lol.
Crawling Naked Lady lol
Blonde Naked Lady, wtf
Sneaky Hammock Hanger lol
dirty shark attack. i like it already.
Jumping on the beach!
Blonde On The Beach 😂 fuck yeah!
Slippery shark attack
Lol
Wasted Banana Monkey lol
wasted island escape is me!
sexy floozy foot lol
You should get with @SuitAndTie and make little wicked sexy floozy footed babies. I'm just sayin'
Fuzzy by the pool
Crazy Hammock Hanger
Wicked on the beach 😎
Jumping On The Beach
;)
Wild Shipwreck
wicked banana monkey
Blonde naked lady
Breezy Floozy Foot
Sloppy shark attack.
Wicked on the Beach
Crawling shark attack
Blonde naked lady
Fruity by the pool
Wicked Banana Monkey
Tasty apple!
Breezy Naked Lady
Sunny Banana Monkey.
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