I'm sorry sir but your penguin companions will not be returning from Mexico. They are enjoying the tequila too much to leave. Here is a gift they sent in regards to not returning to work on Monday. *opens gift*it's a bottle of tequila with a note. "The Mexican Penguin is now your butler." Well I guess we shall throw a party!!!
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A penguin will not speak to you. In fact, he can not speak human language.
You don't because while you believe they asked you to test your creativity they're really trying to find out what unprofessional racist jokes you can come up with.
best poll I've seen here hands down.
anyways, I'm that person who won't care about what he says or why he's here. imma squeal and go hug him :D
Which option should I pick? I'm confused 😰
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Ugh, that typo. 😐 I don't think you a koala-fied after noticing that.
"Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to remind you of the staff meeting at 2:00."
" I just came to tell you that joke that you always tell is insensitive what's black and white and red all over... shame on you " - " also I escaped from the zoo so hide me please?"
*walks out the door* I don't need this stress in mah life!
lmaoBoth A and C, but I could only pick one, had to go with A since it was the first and original question.
He would say: youtube. com/watch? v=_coePx3jCBI
And he would want to chill out... :PHe diesn't say anything he sing the Taco Bell Saga by Tyler Joseph, and why he's here he doesn't know people have been asking why are they here for millennia it's philosolophical and stuffs
He doesn't say anything, he just starts dancing
media.giphy.com/media/13FBIII8M4IDDi/giphy.gifHe came from mexico and wanted to know if people want to party. XD
What are you koala-fiquations? Do you know how to manage a business
I don't know what the penguin would say, but I would turn to the penguin and say, "Gee Mr./Ms. [Interviewer's name], what are you doing in that tuxedo?"
You spelt all three of those words wrong, and also the penguin says "hey baby you down to pound?😘"
"Hola!" I should expect. Well if he's been raised with any damn manners that is.
Easy.
He is a hot penguin.
Duh.He says "whose dick do I have to suck to get a job at this shit hole?"
"Freakin' global warming!!"
Deezzzzzzz 🐨Koala... NUTZZZZZZ
is this arctic? lemme break the ICE :P BADUM TSS
I got the cocaine you wanted ese
Lol @ poll
I wanna click 'em all
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