A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero 🐧 What does he say and why is he here?

[Pac-Man]

This is an actual questin from a job interview. Make me hire you (give you MHO). 3, 2, 1, GO!

U spelt "question" wrong.

You spelt "you" wong.

You spelt "wrong" wrong.

[akadatank44]

I'm sorry sir but your penguin companions will not be returning from Mexico. They are enjoying the tequila too much to leave. Here is a gift they sent in regards to not returning to work on Monday. *opens gift*it's a bottle of tequila with a note. "The Mexican Penguin is now your butler." Well I guess we shall throw a party!!!

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[Pac-Man]

lmao late night team building

[akadatank44]

Lmao come over. The bottle is half gone already! XD

[Pac-Man]

Wish I could man xD could bring @EmpatheticLady with me as the DD

[akadatank44]

Mhhmm and not the Designated Driver the other DD yaknowwhatimsaying 😉xD

[EmpatheticLady]

o_o What did I just walk into?

[akadatank44]

@EmpatheticLady just pick up @Pac-Man and drive to my place Pronto!

[EmpatheticLady]

No, I play nanny all day. I don't want to watch you two, hah.

[akadatank44]

@EmpatheticLady who said anything about you watching us? 😏😏

[Pac-Man]

@EmpatheticLady that burn bahahahaha she has a point man.

[akadatank44]

Shhhh pac man!😛

[EmpatheticLady]

Okay, you two have fun and play nicely.

[oddwaffle]

A penguin will not speak to you. In fact, he can not speak human language.

[Pac-Man]

lol like that one

[DivaMonae]

You don't because while you believe they asked you to test your creativity they're really trying to find out what unprofessional racist jokes you can come up with.

[Pac-Man]

hahaha you get it

[justbanANNAz]

best poll I've seen here hands down.

anyways, I'm that person who won't care about what he says or why he's here. imma squeal and go hug him :D

[Pac-Man]

Thanks Anna banana :D but what if your plan... back fires... xD literally

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[JudgmentDay]

So cute and adorable little bird. I want to feed him and hold him. Uh did I actually say that? Well I guess I did, oh well. hehe lol

[ElissaDido]

Which option should I pick? I'm confused 😰
https://i.imgur.com/No5Zv9N.gif

[Pac-Man]

omg love that gif xD

[jwhit]

Lmao I love the Ralph gifs 😂😂

[EmpatheticLady]

Ugh, that typo. 😐 I don't think you a koala-fied after noticing that.

[Pac-Man]

The pot calling the kettle black xD

[EmpatheticLady]

Lmao. You caught it! You've redeemed yourself. 👏

[Pac-Man]

Acting like you did it it on purpose xD nice save

[EmpatheticLady]

Think what you want to. 😉

[NearlyNapping]

"Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to remind you of the staff meeting at 2:00."

[taldaana]

" I just came to tell you that joke that you always tell is insensitive what's black and white and red all over... shame on you " - " also I escaped from the zoo so hide me please?"

[Smmyskittles]

*walks out the door* I don't need this stress in mah life!

lmao

[JudgmentDay]

Both A and C, but I could only pick one, had to go with A since it was the first and original question.

[Anonymous]

He would say: youtube. com/watch? v=_coePx3jCBI
And he would want to chill out... :P

[Pac-Man]

lol that pun

[HentaiMaster23]

He diesn't say anything he sing the Taco Bell Saga by Tyler Joseph, and why he's here he doesn't know people have been asking why are they here for millennia it's philosolophical and stuffs

[jwhit]

He doesn't say anything, he just starts dancing
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[jesusnicolas768]

What are you koala-fiquations? Do you know how to manage a business

[Pac-Man]

Respect my authoritah! Lol those are my koalafiquations. I can also chew eucalyptus.

[jesusnicolas768]

Ok so do I got the job or nah?

[Mustachekitteh]

He came from mexico and wanted to know if people want to party. XD

[Anonymous]

I don't know what the penguin would say, but I would turn to the penguin and say, "Gee Mr./Ms. [Interviewer's name], what are you doing in that tuxedo?"

[The_flying_Frenchman]

You spelt all three of those words wrong, and also the penguin says "hey baby you down to pound?😘"

[NoAbyss]

"Hola!" I should expect. Well if he's been raised with any damn manners that is.

[cherrymarina]

Easy.
He is a hot penguin.
Duh.

[Pac-Man]

Hot penguin? So no Chilly Willy?

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FYI Chilly Willy is coincidently what I call my penis in winter

[cherrymarina]

How do you call your penis in summer?

[Pac-Man]

Woody womb pecker of course.

https://i.imgur.com/Js57Uk5.gif

[cherrymarina]

Your penis must be a Gemini

[Pac-Man]

why gemini? xD

[cherrymarina]

Cuz two different personalities. In winter it's Chilly Willy and in summer it's Woody Womb Pecker :D
As for you. I'm sensing you are a fellow Aqua or Saggitarius... one of the two xD U must be

[Pac-Man]

I am actually a Taurus lol

[cherrymarina]

nooooooooo conspiracy

[Anonymous]

He says "whose dick do I have to suck to get a job at this shit hole?"

[noisette91]

"Freakin' global warming!!"

[Afro-dite9]

Deezzzzzzz 🐨Koala... NUTZZZZZZ

[chintita]

is this arctic? lemme break the ICE :P BADUM TSS

[Waffles731]

I got the cocaine you wanted ese

[Anonymous]

Lol @ poll
I wanna click 'em all

[LordBlakeh]

"Are you high?"