A penguin walks through your door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

[pervertedjester]

I'm in a silly mood.

[Waffles731]

the peguin, 'two questions, do you have tequila and do you want to party with a penguin'
My response, ' I do have tequila and yes I want to party with a fuckin peguin'

[MrMysteryMan]

Penguin: Joo got ehny fish tacos, homes?
Me: Jose?
Penguin: Let's get this party started!!!
Me: JOSEEEEEEE!!!

[TuMeManques]

The pinata has arrived! Break me open to see your surprise!

[Summer90]

He'd ask how's that molly working or you?

[Kewww]

he says "if you dont give me your money i will beat the shit out of with my 2 drumsticks!"

[Phoenix98]

I'm what tequila would look like if it was an alive thing.

[kdown548]

'ey, you, yes you, come on over ear ese and do de salsa and I promise 'o giv' you my sombrero man! by the way your 'ouse is beautiful man tha' s why I'm here man, TO SALSA!

[Likes2drive]

He wants to play the moroccos and decided it's to cold in the South Pole and wants to stay here

[yanago]

he would be granting me a wish. and id ask if that cashier likes me or not

[meatballs21]

DIEEEE DIEEEE DIEEEEEEEE

[OlderGuy965]

Hey Meester. I'm here because I need some taco.

[Justinaveragedude]

Taco Tuesday Bitches!! Yeeayaah!!

[Regular1]

Hola a mi amigo. por favor, me apuntas a la nevera

[legalboxers]

que pasa chilly willy!

[vlien]

keep on asking random questions lol