A penguin walks through your door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
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the peguin, 'two questions, do you have tequila and do you want to party with a penguin'
My response, ' I do have tequila and yes I want to party with a fuckin peguin'
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Penguin: Joo got ehny fish tacos, homes?
Me: Jose?
Penguin: Let's get this party started!!!
Me: JOSEEEEEEE!!!
The pinata has arrived! Break me open to see your surprise!
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He'd ask how's that molly working or you?
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he says "if you dont give me your money i will beat the shit out of with my 2 drumsticks!"
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I'm what tequila would look like if it was an alive thing.
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'ey, you, yes you, come on over ear ese and do de salsa and I promise 'o giv' you my sombrero man! by the way your 'ouse is beautiful man tha' s why I'm here man, TO SALSA!
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He wants to play the moroccos and decided it's to cold in the South Pole and wants to stay here
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he would be granting me a wish. and id ask if that cashier likes me or not
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DIEEEE DIEEEE DIEEEEEEEE
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Hey Meester. I'm here because I need some taco.
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Taco Tuesday Bitches!! Yeeayaah!!
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Hola a mi amigo. por favor, me apuntas a la nevera
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que pasa chilly willy!
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keep on asking random questions lol
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