How was your day? Rate my day on a scale from 1-10?

[Fearless_banana]

How was your day boyos?

>Woke up. Got only a couple hours of sleep.. went to class and tutored some students.

>Finished the paperwork at the dealership and picked up my brand new car (Almost bought the benz but pussied out..)

>Hit the gym and trained chest today

>Ate some dank food

>After the gym.. I was giving my female friend who is saving sex till marriage*which I recommend* a nice back massage after lat day. (She didn't want to be shown.. she is shy)

>I Couldn't stop mirin myself in the parking lot on the way out. I ended up spending 20 minutes taking selfies in front of my car.

>I came home and received this message on tinder.. gosh girls are so thirsty sometimes man. Like... #ImBusyRightNow

You guys mirin my day?

[redeyemindtricks]

Hey, now... Rocking a hot pink license-plate frame with no fucks given? That's hot.
<3

(srsly, boys are dashing in hot pink... in general)

Careful with so many minutes of selfies in the sun, in a T-shirt with sleeves. You want a farmer's tan?

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Look at you asking for a rating on a two-point scale #nurdgurl #itshopeless #youunderstoodsoyourehopelesstoo

[Fearless_banana]

Hell yeah pink is alpha. Wait w0t did I just use that word? Jk. I should prly go shirtless ont he ride home next time just to avoid farmers tan. I totally wouldn't be a douchebag.

[redeyemindtricks]

The world NEVER has enough hot straight male sex objects. Douche or no douche. Please do objectify yourself yesssssssss indeed <3

[Fearless_banana]

Lmao #IHaveFeelingsTooNow

[redeyemindtricks]

uh-huh... right.

I never could... um... empathize with boys who still had their shirts on.

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ahahahah

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sweet, sweet empathy

[Fearless_banana]

Lol oh damn. As soon as you posted Khaleesi I had to take off my clothes.

[redeyemindtricks]

bahaha #mmhmm you know damn well why you spend all that time in the gym, boyo
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ahahahahha
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hey dude, besides, fuck yr feelings anyway, right? if this was back when I was single, and you wouldn't marry "my type", then... you'd only be good for one thing anyway, now. Wouldn't ya

[Fearless_banana]

Lmao. Single life.. Can't complain.

[redeyemindtricks]

Am kinda srs tho. Shirts should be a ticketable offense on boys below certain levels of bodyfat, if enough women are around. Consider it a public service.

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We need to fix yr sleep dude... What the fuck, with the hours you're on here.

I made it a long long time on very little sleep, but, unlike you, I wasn't trying to support supraphysiological muscle growth (I had a BMI of about 16 back then ahahah)

And studying was not a thing that happened with me. Brain half asleep was a perfectly okay situation.

I will pm you.

[archiz]

Congrats for the car!
My day was good too lol.
I had summer courses and a hist project to present. 2 leeches wanted to tag along with me but didn t do anthng so when I presented I said I am going solo and scored 100 haha. They disn t present anthng and gd for them.
Then I went to the beach for a walk. Then went out with friends and looked aesthetic af xD

[Fearless_banana]

Nice. Aesthetics is life. Fuck those lazies trying to bum off your work.

[redeyemindtricks]

I like how you sometimes just randomly omit vowels. it's cute -- like a "fingerprint" of yr writing.

I have 2 (actually serious) questions about that:

1)
Is that inspired by Arabic, where vowels can be dropped from written language at random?

1a)
If the answer to 1) is yes, did you ever actually think about this before right now? 😂😂

2)
Is there a system behind which ones you decide to drop?

sry so many q's #nurdgurl #itshopeless

[archiz]

Yea man. That dude even called me at 10pm for the final asking if I could do him a resume. Jeez...

[archiz]

@redeyemindtricks lol I never thought about that hahaha 😂
It s not really related to arabic but more to the lebanese slang.
See most lebanese speak 3 languages, and we tend to mix them up in our dialect.
The famous example would be:
Hi kific cv?
Where kific is arabic and cv is ca va which is french. So hi how are you.
And while mixing things up we abbreviate too to make things faster.
And I guess it s because we don t usually type in arabic so we tend speak it using the french/english keyboard
So that makes us maybe abbreviate shit to make it easier.
We omit the vowel that will keep the word understandable.
So usually it a the middle cs if you know the beginning and the last you usually know the whole word yea?
Hope it answered your question (s) :p

[redeyemindtricks]

It does, thanks for taking the time to lay out all of that!

... so yeah, on some level it seems to be connected, then (:

I mean, it's just an unusual (and cool) way of abbreviating words. Neat.

[archiz]

@redeyemindtricks hahaha thanks 😎

[Fearless_banana]

Lol that's interesting I never noticed that

[Cccgala]

Can I share? Hahaha
My day was heartbreaking.

-Got a video greeting from my crush hours ago. I was happy, therefore.
-Hours later, I discovered he had a crush on someone else. I could not wear a genuine smile at those hours.

Now I'm hurt.

[Fearless_banana]

Want me to fuck someone up and give em a wedgie?

[Cccgala]

Oh okay

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Hahaha.
A day full of football, and another day full of football, playing and watching.

[Fearless_banana]

Das it mayne

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Benz shows status but toyota won't cost much in repairs plus dat interior is dank.

[Fearless_banana]

Yeah it's pretty nice brah. I like it.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

At least you use samsung fo sho

[Puppylove94]

lmao.. girls are thirsty or your a tease?😏 i say yours woulda been a ten if you got more sleep.

mine was alright..
went for a run
went to class
laid out by the pool for a little to get some sun
did some homework
went to work and made 0$ cause nobody felt like eating the day after the 4th
chilled and watched tv with my parents and pups :)

[Fearless_banana]

Lol you're actually the 3rd girl to say I'm a tease this week. I think it's just a matter of me refusing to chase 😂 Too lazy for that. Your day sounds chill I need to go to the beach or pool soon to get some sun

[Puppylove94]

Lol the chase? She have you her number and was def dtf... There wasn't much chasing for you to do. More of a small reach

[Fearless_banana]

Talking about chasing in general lol this girl was just thirsty af though.

[Puppylove94]

Yeah she was lol is that unattractive to you? Or do you like when a girl is thirsty?

[Fearless_banana]

I like straight forward but not thirsty

[carinerose]

Lmfaoo 10/10

>Woke up at 10
>Went out with my mom cause she's here to visit me
>Ate a 250g steak with fries
>Wanted to go back home, but the buses were having a strike
>Walked back all the way back home with my middle aged mom
>Fell down with my new wall miror because I had too much stuff in my hands
>Have a huge scar on my knee now and a broken mirror

[Fearless_banana]

Lmao damn brah. The mirror story sounds intense.

[Mustachekitteh]

It was meh but mostly painful, my glasses broke on the 4th of July. Which the eye clinic isn't open and not sure if their open today. I really hope they're open because looking through my taped up glasses is causing extreme sharp pains in my head.

[Fearless_banana]

Been in that situation before.

[Mustachekitteh]

Sadly they're not answering today either so I think they took the whole week off. :'(

[Fearless_banana]

lol how blind are you?

[Mustachekitteh]

My right eye is between -8.00 and -7.50 and my left -7.00. Atm I just have glue and duck tape holding them together but looking through them is so weird that's causing me some sharp pains in my head at times. :(

[guiltybeinginnocent]

You do more in a day than I do in like, a month. So yeah, I'd rate that 8/10.

My day was hella boring. Hit the gym, bought a new shaving razor... that's it I suppose.

[Fearless_banana]

Sounds like a hell of a day.

[EmpatheticLady]

Sounds like you had a good day overall! Congrats on the new car, looks nice!

My day was fine, even though I worked. Today will be even better with pool time. 8)

[Fearless_banana]

Fck the pool.. go to the beach. it's summer.

[EmpatheticLady]

I am working. Not as simple. 😛 I'll be back at the beach in a couple weeks.

[rgb008]

Mirin' your day. 10/10

Today my coworkers threw a surprise bday party for me at work and I had no idea they knew when my bday was. But it was cute and fun haha.
Then yeah, birthday dinner with my family.
Pretty chill lol

[Fearless_banana]

22 now sheeeet. We need to get our AARP plans ready. We old AF now.

[BelleGirl21]

Your day was a 9. Congrats on the new car! It would've been a 10 but you didn't get enough sleep!

My day was a 6 but I've dropped down to a 3 or so. Feeling kind of sad tonight - don't ask lok

[Fearless_banana]

Ugh. Why are you sad brah

[BelleGirl21]

You're not supposed to ask lol 😝

[Fearless_banana]

I'm asking again.

[BelleGirl21]

Persistent fellow lol. I feel lonely and ugly atm. But that's normal from time to time. I'll be better soon 😊

[Fearless_banana]

Oh I'm terrible at compassion stuff dude lol. You could go workout.. Always makes me feel better

[BelleGirl21]

That always helps!

[lumos]

"An r-tard"... you sound very intelligent yourself :)
I stayed at home for most of today, dyed my hair. Gonna head out for a date soon.

[Fearless_banana]

Damn you going to get that good dick today lumos?

[lumos]

Hahahaha no, nothing like that happened.

[Smmyskittles]

12am-3am - Mine was better.
😏

- P. S. you look better with glasses.

[Fearless_banana]

Lol damn 3 hours. Homeboy has stamina. Glasses usually make me more approachable

[Smmyskittles]

That's an assumption. hah.

& Without them, you look intimidating af. Never actually seen your FULL face before.

[Fearless_banana]

Lol well 3 hours.. That's impressive. And yeah I do that in person.. people won't even talk to me if I'm in a shirt/shorts/no glasses lol. Would grow out my hair but I'm losing it lmao. Feels man.

[Smmyskittles]

Nuu, your hair looks good as is.

[helloitsmethere]

Your day seemed great... nice car.
I spent my day recovering from 4th of July food poisoning... and this was my very first 4th of July.. smh :/

[Fearless_banana]

Snds pretty shitty.

[helloitsmethere]

Figuratively and literally :(

[Fearless_banana]

lmfao gross

[This_is_my_username]

Literally died when I read the caption " white girl with big booty" 😂😂

Where u come up with this stuff is beyond me bruh.

[Bluemax]

Pretty damn good. Met up with and talked to my friend from middle and high school. Awesome to catch up with him.

[Beautifiedgirl123]

It's only 2:30 so the day is not even half way done but so far great!

[Polocrew]

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[Summerbunny]

Look who finally decided to show their face... Congrats on the new car. My day was pretty bad yesterday I was hungover.

[Fearless_banana]

Hangovers never fun. Das not it mayne

[Summerbunny]

Nope they're not fun! But getting one is very fun Lol

[Fearless_banana]

I rather just snort coke and rail in molly. wait w0t m8?

[Fearless_banana]

I rather just shoot heroin.. wait.. what's happening

[Summerbunny]

Whatever makes you happy... I don't do drugs.

[Summerbunny]

Woah to extreme... I have no idea

[sparkly-crystal]

Just got back from a vacation. My flight got delayed and was stuck in the airport for 8 hours.

[zombiebabe]

was day was alright i guess... went to grocery store this morning and am now about to prepare dinner :) with my mom

[Kate2001]

It's was okay.
I had to sand the kitchen cabinets then I took a nap then wrote for a bit and then we had severe weather and then I went to bed

[RJGraveyTrain]

I work 13 hours today.

Your day definitely owns mine.

[99percentangel]

My day was like a 5 bc nothing good or bad has happened. Just chillin

[Fearless_banana]

Sounds chill brah. Gag and ice cream amiright or amiright?

[99percentangel]

You know it 😉

[mooky06]

My day is meh whatever.

[Fearless_banana]

Go be depressed somewhere else brah

[mooky06]

In a meh mood.

[Fearless_banana]

Nobody wants to hear your depressing shit. Get out of here.

[mooky06]

Mhm.

[Fearless_banana]

Is someone bullying you? @polocrew giving you wedgies again?

[mooky06]

Nope.

[Polocrew]

I can always start lmal

[Fearless_banana]

Acting depressed. So beta. Just lol.

[mooky06]

@Polocrew don't start.

@Fearless_banana compared to me "brah" you're beta as fuck

[Polocrew]

he's not the one that wanna do me so

[mooky06]

@Polocrew pssht please.

[Polocrew]

Are u that chick in ops question?

[mooky06]

@Polocrew elaborate

[Polocrew]

Dang nice booty, You didn't really flex it in your pics. Woh bigger than I expected, how was Op?

[mooky06]

@Polocrew link me

[Polocrew]

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Dont lie and say its not you, then your just sound defensive and woild soind like you lying

[mooky06]

@Polocrew you tripping out or something? I ain't white dude (I'm south east Asian). I live in Australia you stooge.

[Polocrew]

You dont look Japanese liar

[mooky06]

@Polocrew cause Japanese is the only country when it comes to South East Asia *epic facepalm*

[Polocrew]

Well someone is full of bullshit

[mooky06]

@Polocrew dude, I ain't the one sounding defensive here.

[Fearless_banana]

Fcking lol @ this conversation

[akadatank44]

So proud that your saving yourself for marriage bro.

[Fearless_banana]

Yeah. Just fucking lol @ people sleeping around. Damn sloots.

[akadatank44]

Lol they sure do like back massages tho 😉

[Fearless_banana]

"Back massages" are nice dude

[LaurenM1997]

My day has been ok thanks hope you have a good one too

[sp33d]

Tutoring r-tards in algebra? :D
What a day, indeed :)

[Rocks_and_Lumber]

mirin hard bro.

dude. that chick is so hooked.

[Fearless_banana]

Lol she is brah dick got her hypnotized

[Rocks_and_Lumber]

w/ ur kawk

[Sunflower19]

Mehh... My day was maybe a 4 or so.

[Fearless_banana]

Are you talking about your height or day?

[Sunflower19]

Lmfao no 😂 I am talking about my day!

[Fearless_banana]

Oh okay.. had to double check there.

[Sunflower19]

Hahah how mean. 😂😂

[Fearless_banana]

I'll pick you up for now on if you can't reach something on top of the fridge. Just toss you up there. Might get lost or something though. =\

[Sunflower19]

Haha you'll have to! Just don't toss me up too hard... I don't want to end up with broken bones here. Lol! I might get lost? 😅

[Fearless_banana]

Yeah it's pretty big up there on top of the fridge.

[Sunflower19]

Oh whatever I'm not that small! You're acting like if I'm a Tinkerbell fairy or something lmao! 😆

[Fearless_banana]

Lmfao. Jk shorts girls can be hot. BRB feeling like king kong around short chicks.
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[Sunflower19]

Hahahaha aye si. 😂

[ice2mat]

Lol!! Nice bod 😘

[Fearless_banana]

Thanks babe

[lost_alice]

my day was a 9.5

[Fearless_banana]

9.5 sounds like a good day did you go to an American feminist rally or something?

[lost_alice]

no when I do that my day is a 10

[Fearless_banana]

Should of known.

[sixnineanon]

Your day: 10/10
My day sucked

[helloitsmethere]

same..

[IntradouchingMyshelf]

It was gr8.

[Fearless_banana]

That's gr8 to hear m8.