If people could read your mind, what would they usually hear?

Question

People think in creepy, weird and insane ways in a jumble of thoughts that keep us single for too long wondering if we are in fact part of the human race. I can only imagine that if someone glanced inside my mind they would be as confused as I am. I'm either trying to remember what needs to be done or wondering what I want to do. Occasionally asking myself questions I don't have answers to like "When two gay people get engaged... do they go to the same Bachelor/Bachelorette party? And if they do, doesn't that make the whole party less fun?" I could go on but I'd rather hear about what we might gleam from a casual glance into your mind.

RJGraveyTrain · Accepted Answer

It would make them explode because it would literally be an intertwining of thoughts:

"Did I remember to lock the door? Yeah I did. I remember when I used to have that OCD thing where I had to touch the back of my hand to the handle before I could open it. I wonder if my OCD and anxiety bothers my boyfriend? I bet it does, I've been kind of crazy lately. You know what else is fucking crazy? The fact that food companies literally use maltodextrin to make TV dinner "meat" solid instead of putting actual meat in there. Molecular gastronomy is apparently simpler than putting beef in your rib-steak along with "caramel colour", whatever the fuck caramel colour is. I need to fucking google what that is, how do I know what maltodextrin is and not something that actually contains words I understand and that other people can pronounce? Caramel colour... I bet there's idiots out there that'd call it CARMEL colour. Ignoring the existence of the second 'a', but maybe calling them idiots is too strong? Our world is really sensitive though and this is my brain so fuck em'. My brain is pretty gnarly though, I still do wonder if my boyfriend is being driven crazy by me yet..."

And it all goes in an endless loop. Lol. Until I fall asleep.

Chrysis · Accepted Answer

There's one part of my brain that's constantly playing music in my head, no matter where I am or what I'm doing.
Then there's one part that's constantly analysing things. Myself, my surroundings, the people I know etc. I usually don't even realise it's doing that until it just spits the results out, lol. Like, I'm just having a BAM moment all of a sudden & someone's behaviour suddenly makes total sense, including a detailed description of the analysis that's being fed to my consciousness within seconds.
Then there's a third, small part that's non-stop thinking about my crush. :)
& the fourth part is the one I'm actively using to think about the things I want or need to think about.

estoydorado1 · Accepted Answer

25% of the time I'm judging people and then reprimanding myself for hypocrisy. I also spend a lot of time drifting off into daydreams and then refocusing myself mid fantasy. I also absorb info like a sponge so at the back of my mind there is a constant cataloguing of info (sometimes I'll gather info and not even realize it until it's coming out of my mouth. I also argue with myself a lot. I have a really snarky inner voice and it loves to give me greif.

curiousnorway · Accepted Answer

It really depends. If you're a teacher I likes, you would hear a lot of positive things about you. If you're a teacher I dislikes, you would hear a lot of negative things about your pedagogy and that you should get another job. Pupils in school would be able to find out how tired I'm of them and their annoying behavior. People in general speaking would be able to find out which fantasies I've, ambitions, political and religious view. People would also see many weird things such as witch hunts, Spanish inquisitions and historical events in my head since I'm interested in history and thinking at it when I'm bored. If you stinks or wear weird clothes, you would know that too if you reads my mind. I thinks many bad thoughts about people and I'm very judging when I'm bored. I can't control it like my actions.

normalice · Accepted Answer

a random assortment of incomplete noises that somehow fall into a rhythm that is both chaotic and soothing, accompanied by images of colors, vegetation, and the naked butts of girls caught in a loop of contented moans and the unspoken suggestion of anal sex with the inconveniences of reality gradually falling away until every fantasy is whittled down to the desperate longing to vividly recall the sensation of that pliable orifice around my cock; frustrated by the one element of reality that cannot be shaved from my mind, manifesting as a constant state of restless calculation and aimless introspection.

that's not really a 'sound,' though, so I don't know if it answers your question..

ladsin · Answer

Probably my much most of the time other than what I'm doing. If we're discussing religion or whaky beliefs they may realize that I truly think they're beliefs are ridiculous, if they're would likely see that I'm thinking sexual things but besides that not too much except for psychology stuff, I'm pretty simple.
As for your question though they can if they want but usually don't. The only reason I could see them doing a joint one would be if they have all the same friends, but if I were to get married to my boyfriend we wouldn't because we have very different friend groups.

Mr-Kabuki · Answer

Kill, kill, kill, die, die, die. I'd rather be dead. I really want a motorcycle. Should I do it publicly. Why doesn't it feel good anymore? What happening to me. How can achieve my goals? Why should I? we all wanna be special. Most people I meet are just a different degree of stupid. Megadeth, slayer. 666. There is no God. Where is my souls mate. I love helping people. Give me a reason why. Typically edgy teen nonsense. Belittle my mind. Nothing I do means anything and everything makes me cringe with awkwardness. Why did She look at me like that. God damn I feel the feeels. Maybe there's a shot. Small shows are better. Culture is stupid yet i love it. Give me liberty or give me death. I'm just a contrarian and a revel without a cause who just try's to hard. My hair is so shiny.

ak666 · Answer

Boobs, butt, boobs, butt, butt, boobs, butt, vag.

I like twerking. Me too!

Oh, she's moving her mouth. Try to pretend like I'm listening instead of thinking about her naked. I wonder what she looks like naked. Oh wait, she's moving her mouth. I should pay attention to the words coming out. I wonder what she looks like naked. Uh oh, she seems to be noticing that I'm not listening. I wonder how she looks like naked.

SomeGuy37 · Answer

I am surrounded by people that vocalize virtually every thought that crosses their feeble minds!! I will not say which gender, but if they could read my mind, they would hear "PLEASE, SHUT THE FCK UP!!! I don't need to hear all this nonsense, all day long!!!"

Najie_TooSweet · Answer

U would here sooo many different thoughts all back to back
Questions About the world and religion
Thoughts about sex
Me talking to myself in my head
Music
The things that i would never say to your face but think in my head
How if i was smaller ( im a bbw thats about 5"11)
My future
And goal and etc

Vicky7402 · Answer

"ok I really need to get bread. bread is good, I like bread. if I marry someone they better like bread. that'd suck if they didn't like bread. how would they go about life not realising the glory that is bread? I shall never marry a bread hater, for that shall be the greatest sin"

to which my conscious self goes "wtf, now I want bread."

luluaimpson · Answer

love that.. I'm always wondering about how things actually work.. like who and why and when kind of stuff I'm always eager to learn more.. but currently if people could hear my thoughts it would be about what am I doing and where am I gonna be next year z..

CyberKnight · Answer

as a shy kid growing up I often wished that people could know what I was thinking, and what everyone else was thinking for that matter, so people would realize how I felt, and not fall for the players or scammers. as an adult Navy man, I have realized that people won't be able to know what I think, and my thought process has changed quite a bit, to help me survive in this world. it's not all for helping others any more, sometimes I just have to be out there for myself.

afterlife1712 · Answer

just the top crap on the surface that you hear yourself unless someone's going to sit there and mindshift you and hypothetically speaking whatever I said we can do this already but the reason why we think we can't is because we all have bug defense around us

whitedahlia · Answer

Random cussing for no reason, random cussing for all the reasons, occasional philosophical thoughts, food, men I'm attracted to (or even just some guy I see and suddenly find something about him I'm attracted to), more cussing, a little insecurity here and there, more food, sex sex sex.

strangytie · Answer

probably a lot of "do something violent" and me responding "no let's not do that"

sp33d · Answer

You would hear a cacophony of quantum mechanical debates, economical analysis, condescension toward politicians, music that's too complicated to describe and at the end of it all, one thing you can make out clearly is
"Man, fuck this shit, the food's getting cold!"

lordpokerface · Answer

They'd probably look at me weird because I tend to think in very formal language. Pretty sure I'll end up with no friends c:

legalboxers · Answer

would hear 2 things
1 - how Im sick of being fucked over for doing a hard job and not getting thanks for it.

2- Someone who is sick of being hurt, someone who goes above and beyond does the right thing and gets fucked in the end. Someone who says "smile so the they dont see the pain and the tears" because you do right, only for someone who mocks you

likitb4istickit · Answer

They'd probably shit and piss themselves, get PTSD, and have the associated nightmares for the rest of their lives. Some things are best left unread/unseen since that's hard to undo when you regret it (have to get amnesia or dementia).

oboeyoudidnt · Answer

They would probably hear me rant about cats or betta fish in my head. Then feel my anxiety over car trips

vishna · Answer

Haha, uhm...
lots of
-split second sexual thoughts
-anger at people walking too slow
-awwww, that squirrel is so cute
-dang I'm hungry
-plots to books and little poems
-me thinking how to solve my life issues

1truekhaleesi · Answer

"You saw your friend yesterday. Stop screaming at the sight of them."
"Your kid looks the exact same as last week."
"I wonder what I should make for dinner."
"I just woke up and I can't wait to go back to bed."
"My dog is cuter than your kid."

ashley1996 · Answer

They would probably be confused. I have so much to do in little time so my brain goes from I have this assignment and school at 9 to did I remember to shut my fan off? Lyrics play all the time in my head too.

ImNeutralityandEqual · Answer

Where they would want here is something you don't want to here so I'm glad that doesn't exist

FutureCannibal · Answer

My ever lasting longing for the sweet release of death

JoyGirl · Answer

Right now, they would hear "I just want to jump of a bridge, because apparently no one would care"... LOL
Usually I think of Food, how can I make people happy, more food, music, my crush, and more music... lol >.<

Sueyguy · Answer

They would hear me thinking and pondering about the meaning of my existance as i come to terms with the fact that there is none, that life is not as hyped as it seems to be and that my life is dull and dead as i have no desires or goals to push me forward. As such they would also hear me think about how i am emotionaly dead and why i am that way as well as how little thier is in my life to keep me alive and stop me from swiftly ending eveything in one single act of despair before i am able to find something that could spark a sense of living in my soul. If they could hear all of that they would probably notice how it was all said through an incredibaly monotone voice hinting as to how much i dont care about life, myself and living in general.

Pomegranate139 · Answer

Screaming, nonsense, violence and hamster dance playing in the background.

asheslee · Answer

I think they would hear a lot of speculation about why people do things that just do not make sense.

littleheartbigbooty · Answer

Songs 99% of the time Me insulting people for the last 1%

MissChocomilk · Answer

"I want my freedom to choose" "I wanted to travel with my own salary" "Im going to kick my ex's ass someday if possible. Preparing for 6 inch high heels for that special task"

sawno · Answer

My mind is a dangerous place for outsiders to visit. I am always thinking about something on all the layers of thought. They would probably just hear a lot of noise.

reixun · Answer

"Choose geico to save 15% or more on car insurance" and this lesbian meme:

cheapshotbob · Answer

random things like this because why not?

whatsername · Answer

i have adhd so they'd hear a new thought every few seconds haha. im also pretty depressed so they might hear a lot about my past.

Ephemera1 · Answer

"Why is she doing this? ? So confused"  "This guy keeps looking at me funny I'm about to fuck him up"

Sabsies · Answer

"Why the fuck is that creep staring at me? Are they trying to read my mind or something? Hey, fuck you, weirdo."

SarahsSummer · Answer

A lot of noise. I constantly have 5-10 things going on in my head at once. It would be like trying to hear everyone's conversations in a crowded bar.

KiaTate · Answer

Either the jjba diu theme songs or...

KnightCross · Answer

exactly this, including that soundtrack from Lord of The Rings:

fay23 · Answer

I think about this sometimes, I think for me my thoughts are usually all over the place I jump to one subject and then to another. It's always random too. I think it'll be a lot of jumbled up thoughts and noise.

Maxemeister · Answer

"dat ass dough" "*insert rock song lyrics*" "How can I conquer this certain country I'm thinking of?" "God damnit I hate my sister" "I hate school" "Loneliest spring break ever"

IsabelGuimaraes · Answer

"i can't believe that" all the time, usually in relation to something i did or should have done but didn't

Shimy · Answer

Mostly memes and song lyrics I guess, I like to relate them to real life events

Mostly_Mae · Answer

They would either here rants about random things, Things about my life, or random questions i have

writing_essays · Answer

A lot of philosophical reflections, a lot of thoughts about guys I like or food or social interactions with others

AlwaysBelieving · Answer

A LOT of silliness and goofiness. I swear I'm becoming sillier as I get older. People would also be amazed that I'm able to get things done since I say a LOT of random things and have pretty good associative skills.

hollypl18 · Answer

They'd mostly hear the most random, vacuous, idle & bizarre thoughts ever. Like, "what's the point of us living here if the sun's going to blow up in a billion years?" Oh & lots of profanity & sarcasm.

CluelessBUTTERFLY · Answer

Lol i love your thinking... is things i would think about...

trumpisgod · Answer

I hate everyone. Life is pointless. Why even continue?

rgb008 · Answer

"titstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstits"

Exterminatore · Answer

Usually Sh*t.. F*ck F*ck motherfu*ker repeatedly as my job is pretty stressful on the daily.

MadBoy · Answer

Music, video game logic, random bits of screaming in rage, and uh... ... Things I'd rather not mention unless I was anon.

krg23krg · Answer

just a lot of anxiety, self hate, and swearing. lots of swearing. lots of hate to other people

buldukbc · Answer

what the hells going on. what is wrong with people. why they are not acting logical

Katherine3110hun · Answer

People would think I'm in love, weird, and a very Sexual person. Which is quite true.

FinnishBeautyGirl · Answer

'Fuck I'm fat' 'I gotta work out!!' 'I can't DOOO THIIIIIIS😭' '5 MILES DONE, 5 TO GO' 'fuck this shit I'mma be fat ass and have mah chocolate'

HOAAH · Answer

Everyone is atoned for so every one is treated like they are sinless

shan_shan · Answer

pretty sure they will be stuck like edward Collin coz they won't be able read anything

NyomiMcClinton · Answer

That I over think way to much, and I get easily stressed and overwhelmed.

catelyntje · Answer

Songs I'm literally an walking stereo and a lot of imaginary stuff that have 0% of happening

JosyJosy · Answer

They would hear songs playing on repeat and really random thoughts ( I get distracted easily)

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Depends on the day and time. Most of the time it'd quite clean and light, sometimes it gets dark in here.

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