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So I was in 6th Grade and I was sat next to this guy... he just stated crying at random and being a cute little naive girl at that point :P I got up and gave him a hug and asked him what was wrong... then he said "I've pooped and peed myself" omg I've never pushed myself anyway from someone so quick in all my life haha lol whenever I see him I (as I do around and about sometimes) I will always remember him for that haha, bless him :P
So what's your stories? Can be about yourself or someone ele.. in or outside school :D...
I find the stories funny and I've seen a few videos of people telling them on youtube and I think they are hilarious :P... maybe I'm just a weird sucker for potty humour :D haha <3 xx
Ever witnessed a classmate not make it to the bathroom?
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i used to do it all the time as a kid, the school nurse and i were on a first-name basis. I went to her office at least once a day and i brought in new pants from home all the time so i could wear them back home when i messed up my original ones. I used to organize her bookshelf every day because the little monsters would pull them all out and it upset me. I always organized them biggest to smallest. One time in particular I remember it was kindergarten, you had to sign up to play at certain recess stations because my teacher wanted no fighting, 5 kids to each station, and one station i always wanted to go to was the "dress up/kitchen" station where there was dollar store dress up tutu's and shoes, and a play kitchen, there was only 5 sets of these outfits so each kid got one. All the cool kids went to that station, and i wanted to be a part of it, so i quickly signed up, and for the first time in the year got to play in it. Then i needed to pee, and this salty little girl who didn't get a spot was mad that i got in, she noticed i needed to go and she said "When you leave, i'm taking your place" and so i ended up peeing in the tutu and it ran dowm to the shoes. Naturally my bitchy teacher blamed it on me (she hated me and was cruel for no reason) and she threw away the tutu and shoes and from that point on she told all the kids it was my fault there was only 4 spots available in that station from that point foreward. And i became the most hated girl in that class, whenever i got an answer wrong everyone would laugh at me, when i finally won a trivia challenge the teacher didn't let me pick a prize because apparently studying is "cheating". Only the boys would let me play with them, we played blocks it was great.
it's fine, my teacher was terrible and thankfully isn't a teacher anymore. My mom used to give her shit whenever i came home sad. The principal ended up letting me pick any prize from her office because of the trivia incident
Oh I was in 2nd grade and sitting besides this quiet girl. She doesn't talk and she's like extremely shy. And then we started smelling something funny. Everyone was wondering about who shit their pants lmao. I was like "who could it be?" I was even super clueless. Until this guy went on roaming around looking under the chair of people and he smelled the girl besides me lmao and turns out it was her and so I stood up and the teacher moved me elsewhere while she called the girl's brother. They actually took of her pants and we saw her p**** and I totally felt sorry for her cause that was double embarrassment
Throughout my school experience, I've definitely had my fair share of embarrassing bodily function mishaps. When I was in fifth grade, I was in the lunch line waiting to get my lunch tray. My stomach had been sour all day, but the smell of food made it much worse. I was surrounded by kids (and there was a wall between the serving station and myself), so I couldn't get out of line. I threw up in my mouth and just held it as long as I possibly could... until the lunch lady handed me my tray. I suddenly just spewed all over my lunch tray in front of the entire cafeteria for everyone to see. I was humiliated.
Not as funny, but I had an asshole teacher in ninth grade who refused to let students leave his class to use the restroom. I had to pee incredibly badly, and I asked to use the restroom. He said no, of course, that I should have gone between classes. Since my classroom was on the other side of the building from my locker, I hadn't had the time. So, I did piss myself a bit in class. I pulled the classic 'jacket around the waist' coverup and high-tailed it to the bathroom as soon as that class was over. And it was only the third class of the day.
hahha Good stories :D I hope you didn't pee enough for it to come through your pants then if you were in just the THIRD lesson of the day... would have been horrible being in wet clothes all day. It really angers me that teachers assert this power over students using a facility that is a very BASIC human need :( <3 x
Unfortunately, I was wearing sweat pants that day. It wasn't the most comfortable experience, but at least I didn't smell and it didn't stain. I was so glad when I first made it to college and realized that the teachers no longer assert such ridiculous powers over you or your bodily needs. They treated us like adults. It was wonderful. And now, of course, I have a job with my own office and I generally decide what I'm going to do and when I'm going to do it... and, of course, pee whenever the hell I need to. Haha.
In year 7, we were doing a science project at the lab benches and I needed to go sooooo bad. I had a big crush on this guy in year 12 and they were all standing outside the bathrooms do I didn't want to go yet because stupid me didn't want him to see me go to the bathroom because omg, he'll think of me in the toilet? Anyway it was a cold day and we were laughing so much in class I just don't know what happened. I remember my heart stopping as pee pooled around my feet. I played it off because everyone was detracted and ran to the teacher. "I wet myself!" She's like, "Well that's what happens when you don't wear your apron." "No, I've like peed my pants wet myself." Her eyes almost fell out her head and she sent me to the office. I told everyone in the office I sat un something wet and they gave me sports shorts. I came back to class after a quick rinse in the shower, chucked my undies and socks and walked around in squishy shoes. Eww. Noone said anything but I'm sure they all knew due to the puddle of liquid, my rushing out of class and my clothes change. Another time, we were all hanging out after school at the park in year 8. We were in shorts because it was sports day. We got too hyped up on sugar, and my friend was holding a bottle of fanta. We were laghing so much and suddenly, you just saw this wet spot appear on her pants, she quickly poured the bottle of fanta all over herself trying to say she spilt it.
It Might Not Sound Funny But When Your The Only Person That Knows Whats Going On, Shit lmao So This was wayyy back in Primary, Elementary whatever You call it in you country, My Friend Told Me She Needed To Go Piss & Was Going To See If Our Teacher Would Say Yes Or Not.(He never says yes dunno y) & As Expected he said no lol so she sat down and was going to wait til the bell rang or whatever but she couldnt hold it so she got up again and was basically begging him cause he said no again & ofc I was watching,& she literally just walked off with her legs stuck together like those chop sticks you get when you get sushi lmao. He was still saying no when she walked off and I was watching her head for the door when I saw a little puddle from where she was standing b4,& my brain being the size of a jelly Bean at the time I was like "what is that" until I saw more little puddles trailing behind my friend and liquid spraying out from under her skirt. After 1000 years I clicked What was Happening & Started Cracccking up lmfao & she came back after like 10-15 min but her skirt was all wet,& our teacher asked why it was wet & she Said She turned On The Drinking Tap And Wet her skirt cause it was "Hot" ... pffffft Biiitch it was cloudy asf that day. I Was just On my desk laughing my ass off at her shit excuse. And our teacher, that got a degree in whatever degree you need to be a teacher decides to ask "whats this on the floor?". keep in mind the floor is concrete and her piss dried up on it so it was... yes yellow lmao but she was so pro about & was like "omg really sir, thats been there since last term did you just see it now?" Hahaha cmu
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I didn't poop my pants but this is still a great story. So I was on an over night field trip with the marching band ( I know I'm a nerd) but there are actually a lot of jocks in he band too. Anyway we mad a pit stop to get lunch, and me a some friends got burgers from Burger King. We sat at the pit stop for like an hour till everyone started loading back on the bus. About thirty minutes into being back on the bus I got a feeling in my stomach, like the feeling that I was literally going to shit! But i tried to hold it in, and I hoped it would go away or something. I sat in my seat before realizing that I have to go... like really go. But on a coach bus (where the bathroom are in the bus) there were so many people and I knew it would smell so I decide that's i would only poop alittle and hold the rest of it in... that did not work because the second I sat on the toliet a lot of shit came out, but to my surprise it smelled good still like flowers and shit so I thought oh there must be ventilation, so I pushed everything out like I felt better than I had ever felt before it was just shit flying out of my ass and it was the best feeling ever. So yk I wiped and put tons of hand sanitizer on (no sink). And when I walked out of the bathroom I had realized that i was right about the bathroom smelling good because it ventilated out, but what I didn't realized was that it ventilated into the rest of the bus. And it's a long bus so it hit different sections at different times, the back got the first wack, when I came out of the bathroom that was about the same time the middle got hit with the horrifying smell. Bye the Time I was in my seat facing the window because I was so embarrassed about a minute after that you heard the people in the front of the bus gaging. ://
Hmmm... let me NOT tell you about a classmate because they were actually being a good student when the teacher said no to them. Let me just tell you... about my accident. Not in school. Oh no, this happened at home. So I woke up on a Saturday morning at 11am. My father doesn't get out of work until 5 so luckily I had the house to myself. I had to pee really bad so I went downstairs into the living room and tried turning on the tv for sound so I wouldn't pee in silence. I found Poltergeist on AMC so hell, why not? I watch it for a few seconds doing the pee dance and see my favorite part. The girl is sitting in her parents room and the tv is all snow and she turns around and says, "They're here." And then MY TV turns to snow and I pee myself. I stood in total fright and looked around, heart racing. Then I realized, "Oh f****. My Dad doesn't come home until 5 and there's just a pee spot on the carpet and I don't have anything to clean it up." Let's just say, my dad came home and cleaned the carpet and then it was removed from the whole room. To this day, I do not watch Poltergeist.
Nope :) My dad is amazing. He was just like, "Are... are you serious? You couldn't make it to the bathroom? Well okay... what do you want for dinner?" XD
This isn't even about a classmate it's about me... super embarrassing. Anyway, so I was in grade nine at the time and I woke up feeling a really bad pain in my stomach and I asked my mom if I could stay home but seeing as physically I looked okay she thought I was lying and told me that I have to go to school. I got there and I was drinking loads of water because I really wasn't feeling well. I sat out of my gym class during first period because my teacher could see that I was really pale yet my mom couldn't see it but oh well. Then came second period and the worst moment of my entire life. I was sitting in my math class around a bunch of my friends and I had my head down on my desk and next thing you know I feel something coming up from my stomach and I end up puking on my desk and then I raised my hand and said I need to go, I ran out of the classroom and threw up all in the hallway while 2 kids that were two doors down from my class were laughing at me and saying "oh sh*t!" The next day I came to class everyone sat away from me even though I didn't have a sickness I just ate something bad the night before.
Hmm well in 7th grade I had a VERY mean algebra teacher Mr. Bobo. Mr. Bobo use to assign seats based on how well you did on your most recent math test (administered by him). The last two rows were D's F's and subsequently, if you were assign to sit in these two rows, you didn't have the same "privileges" as the rows of A's, B's, and C's. For example, requests to use the restroom were usually granted to students sitting in rows other than the D's and F's students - at least more frequently. So one class day, a male student front the F row, raised his hand - at midpoint of class time - and asked politely to use the restroom. Mr. Bobo told him know and he needs to hold it. Shortly after the young man began to cry. I'm guess he was already holding it and was at the point where he couldn't. Mind you everyone is scared of Mr. Bobo. The student sat in his seat silently sobbing and slowly emptied his bladder. It was a lot. The rest of us dismissed ourselves early - at that point Mr. Bobo couldn't say anything because he was dead wrong.
Yeah I have two stories. One time in 4th grade, we were at this science lab and there was this girl in my class who just peed herself. She didn't even ask the teacher. We just heard the drizzling sound of it hitting the auditorium floor. It was a lot of pee. She left a huge puddle and ran to the bathroom crying.
Then, there was this one summer where I was visiting my family in the Carribean and I stayed over at my aunt's house and slept in my cousin's room. I shared this queen size bed with one of my cousins and then my other cousin had a bed to herself. Now the night before we went to bed, I was on a cruise boat with my family dancing to music and having a good time. It was hot and humid so I drank a lot of water and soda. When I got back to their house, I had another glass of water and my cousin jokingly said "don't pee yourself". I knocked out that night and woke up to the feel of cold sheets. I thought I was sweating until I felt my cold wet pants. -_- I woke one of my cousin's up and she gave me a change of clothes and washed the sheets. I begged her to not tell anyone and she teased me about it for the next two weeks I was at her house. She made me do her chores and everything and threatened to tell everyone. I was 16. :/
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Not a classmate, but one of my friend's little brother at a birthday party.
I was at my best friend's birthday party. I was probably ten or eleven and when another girl got dropped off, her little brother decided to come in and say hi to all of the girls in bathing suits. He was five I think at the time. When I asked him to come sit on my lap, I never thought that he would pee all over me. He was wearing thin athletic shorts and got excited for some reason and peed ALL OVER my shorts, soaking them and my bathing suit. So, I had no options to try to hide the accident. My pink bottoms were obviously wet and we hadn't been swimming yet. My shorts looked like I peed myself. It was a fail either way. To be sanitary and clean, I tried not to release the pee into the pool by not getting in. So, I was forced to stand off to the side by the sprinkler and pretend to not want to swim.
This was humiliating in many ways. One- it looked like I peed all over myself. Two- everyone thought I couldn't swim. And three- and then it started to smell. You get the point. The girls humiliated me and that was the worst part.
The best part, however, is that I no longer call any of these girls my friends. They were the meanest group of girls I ever called my friends and have since made new friends and forgotten all about that day.
The only time was at work. The new dishwasher was an awkward sort, just 18 years old. As he was working his shift washing dishes, he shit his pants but kept working that way until the dishes were finished. Righ away, he made a beeline for the boss' office to ask for the rest of the day off. I didn't see any of it happen. Nobody did. But my uncle was the boss and he told me the reason why I had to cover his shift. Never saw the guy again. I don't know why but I guess it's because of the poop incident lol
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