You wake up in the middle of the night look outside and see a van with the words 'Free Candy' written on it with chalk. What do you do?

[Toad-1]

Make sure all doors are securely locked and call the cops

Load my gun and have it next to me just in case

Go out there and greet them cause I want my free candy dammit!

wake up and realize I was just dreaming

Recall that it is actually your van and you were high earlier when you decided to write that on it

Go to the kitchen and get some water then go to the bathroom then go back to sleep ignoring the van altogether

I'd do something else (please say)

[anoddtod]

if I an see it like that, it's on my lawn.. pull the modem off line, pick up pistol and go investigating. . I can get $300 for it by taking the gas tank and tires off and drain all fluids then hauling that old ford to the junk yard.. it must of coasted it, other wise I'd watched the driver disappear, because of the typical old ford engine ticking away..

[Alistayr]

I would go ring the cops and tell them Candy had been kidnapped. I'd wait till they arrived to free her, then claim my reward, and with it I'd buy an even bigger load of candy.

[BrittBratt2416]

Come on try harder pedo van, you could at least given it a pink paint job. Plus what is pedo van doing outside my house? I guess 25 year old women are the 12 year old girls. But I wouldn't have to call the cops, they pull over as soon that van passes the corner lol

[Izumiblu]

Honestly where I live any car parked in front of my house that's not mine would be a concern handled by gins and or polive.

[Izumiblu]

Lol guns or police...

[Wonderer89]

Ooh a piece of candy
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[malitia17]

bahaha I was thinking the same thing. you beat me to it damnit

[pervertedjester]

I'd ask them to stop back when they have tacos.

[OhMyLeniency]

I'd probably lock the doors, call the cops and while they coming boil some water so I can use it to burn anyone if they come near.

[TheMoroccangirl]

I'd dress up as a creepy clown, and walk outside with balloons.

[TriTree]

that's "it" !!

[Cody01]

No reason for me to risk endangering my life. I'd just call the police and watch out the window and take photos.

[malitia17]

go out there quietly and once I get right next to it start my chainsaw!

[dragonfly6516]

Take pictures, and laugh at the antics of this brazen IRL troll.

[DemiCrawford]

Wonder who opened my curtains are open when I shut them before I sleep 🤔😂

[Wolframium]

Pick up the 4 barrel guided missile launcher. Aquire the radio image, lock in it, and give it 2 missiles.

[OjosOscuros2]

This is so fake. I can't see anything because it's too dark outside.

[llorando]

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[Justinaveragedude]

either call the police or...

https://youtu.be/lfvceHUBWnU?t=1m45s

[Phoenix98]

I take my gun with the words free bullets painted on it outside.

[omgjassy]

Make sure all doors are securely locked and call the cops
I'm scared

[Savager]

go in , dry anal rape them and write candy busted on the van

[RedThread]

Just go back to sleep. I can't be bothered by the promise of free candy.

[fenixx0083]

Run as fast as my stupid legs will carry my fat ass for some free effin' candy!!

[normielover6969xD]

Id laugh at the meme and not get all worked up because of an obvious joke

[Tall_Shy_Me]

I would make sure all siblings don't answer the door and I would lock all doors and windows

[dude1189]

hop on the scale and see if the scale says it's okay to have the free candy!

[SophieK9]

Add it to my snap story and tweet it 😂

[BCRanger10]

Yay! Candy! I'm there!

[ThisDudeHere]

I take some blunt weapon and go up to them.

[Noodlee]

I like candies. I steal the van.

[CubsterShura]

I'll go back to sleep, zzzz 😪😪😪

[mooky06]

You know.. Option F is most likely my option

[Schrodingerscat]

Call cops maybe and go back to sleep.

[Whatthefluff]

Call the cops if they bother me

[Chrysis]

F or some variation of it.

[Nadia1994]

Nothing. I'm on a diet. 😂😂😂

[TacosRAwesome]

Shoot it with my cannon.

[akadatank44]

Wait, who moved my van? 😱 lmao

[WhereAmI]

I wobder why i haven't washed the van. lolol

[WhereAmI]

*washed*

[WhereAmI]

*wonder*

[JustCallMeLeon]

Activate my power armor!

[Decentguy]

Load my gun and shoot those dumbasses

[zagor]

Is there a sinister clown there too?

[disgustingweebtrash]

Get the candy immediately

[jesusnicolas97]

Ignore it and keep walking

[cupidkisses]

I will just ignore it

[BronzedAdonis]

call spider-man

[TriTree]

"everybody gets 1"

[Waffles731]

light it on fire

[COCOCHANEL]

take a selfie

[ToruMatsuda]

I would go in