You look outside at night and notice a van parled in front of your residence with the words ‘Free Candy’ scrawled on it with chalk. what do you do?

[Still-alive]

Call the police on them

Just ignore them.

Go out there and ask for my free candy dammit!

Assume someone is playing a prank on me and go about my night

Approach the van with a weapon hidden out of sight and ask them ‘whats up?’

Just go out there and start shooting. Ask questions later! 💥

I would do something else. (Say what you would do)

[PetiteBabe64]

I would bring a bunch of my friends and I would knock on the back of the door And when they open it I would Ask for the candy and My friends would carry there Weapons and one of my friends would Have a knife and would slash tires if they Try to pull me inside back of Van
I would have pepper spray on me And if anything happened my friends would prevent the Van from leaving and We would teach them a lesson about honesty and what we do the Rapist. Whoever is in the Van would have a extremely bad Night.

[PetiteBabe64]

And I would get the Chalk off and We would make the people in the van go blind as well as Mess up there ears so they cannot Hear
Then we would get the bad people in the van completely wasted So much so that they would not remember anything and would Wake up to find out they are blind as well as Deaf

[PetiteBabe64]

All traces of us being there would be erased from memory as well as there phones and emails would be thoroughly checked throughout the night To make sure all evidence of us being there is gone and I would personally jerk both of them off multiple times and fill a condom with there cum and then They would eventually wake up in the morning to see a used condom on there dicks and look at each other if I left them not blind That’s what I would do really depends On how I decide to Do it.

[PetiteBabe64]

But since they don’t remember anything because they were forced to drink 🍺 they would think they had gay sex and if I left them To be able to hear 👂 They would talk to each other in the morning and Would Be freaked out about the whole thing believing that they are gay

[PetiteBabe64]

And before I leave I would Hammer a Screw into one of there Tires so when they go look at it they see A flat Tire 🛞 and They’re would be bottles of alcohol in back of van all evidence would point to a flat tire happened so they got Drunk and then Had Gay sex

[Sour-rose]

shoot first, questions later.

Lol i don't have a gun but maybe leave it be. that kinda of shi says horror moment and I should not engage. Not unless I plan to hunt.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/I2CVUTRv0z0

I would set one of these jokers off as a diversion & slowly exit the house & watch the van from down the street as I call in the swat team.

[ProVox]

Find the SOB that wrote on my van with chalk, it was supposed to be paint.

[ProVox]

I'm not falling for that again anyway, the last 3 times there was no fucking candy 🍭.

[Apple1996]

Ignore them cuz I don't have much of a sweet tooth. If it said FREE SNACKS then I'd be feeling differently

[SaoirseS]

Have it towed away.

[SaoirseS]

Sorry put that in the wrong place.

[Apple1996]

@SaoirseS lol it's fine

[Rosexøxø]

Mmmmm I was gonna say- MAYBE see if they're attractive and try to yk.. LOL

but since it is kinda displayed for EVERYBODY, I'd call the cops ASAP. Gotta protect them chillun's. Save hook ups for the natural way! XD

Also even if it were near Halloween time, I'd still call the cops, lol

[Msputiton]

*Roomie looks out window*

Roomie: what in the world? This van parked outside says free candy. Who would-

*zoom*

Roomie: oh no, miah done got kidnapped again.😕

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 no thanks. I’m not stupid. If they say free psl, say no more 🤣.

[Still-alive]

Lol ohhh why not ;)

[Lucy68]

Call Chris Hansen and then proceed to enjoy the show

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Call the guard house and ask them who they allowed past the gates and then instruct them to investigate.

[Apulu_Imback]

In today's world this kind of free is even so costly.

[420Rachel]

Did someone say... Candy? 👀 Gimmie my candy motherfucker

[misfittoy]

do they have peanutbutter lovers reeses? would be my first question lol

[_Just_A_girl_]

Take pic post it caption beware. Ask cops to check plate. I wish all citizens can run plates that'd be cool.

[DancingQueen16]

I'd probably call the cops and report a suspicious vehicle

[TrillXHippy]

I wouldn’t wanna go outside cause what if the person was looking at me while I was looking outside at the van

[bolverk]

Call the police, even though they may not turn up foe hours,

[loveslongnails]

Who's "Candy", and why is she imprisoned? Free her, yes!

[Pete671]

It would be my van parked up for the night lol,,,

[Sparkie460]

I'd get my free candy. What else am I supposed to do

[AngryCarl]

Girls be like: Call the cops!

Guys be like: Where's my candy?

[Zolly99999]

I'd stroll over and ask what's up... with crazy eyes 😠

[Cherry234]

I'd probably just ignore the van.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Call the police on them