
You wake up in the middle of the night and you see this. What do you do?


Luckily i live in a bungalow, so we don't have any stairs.
I'd grab the bat next to my bed and make a beeline for one of my machetes. Whilst trying to get OH to call police. But she wouldn't wale up, so i'd have to make the call whilst trying to put myself between hom and the kids
Well it's usually only the naked girls that get murdered. So I'm good.
tell him stop embarrassing himself, never bring a knife to a gun fight son

"Sit, sit! Would you like some food, a nut perhaps?"
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Really run because apparently he can give you evil COVID that can make you evil too.
That's what happened in that awful last movie.
Occasionally I do have dreams that on waking it takes a while to realize the circumstances were just a dream. Nothing like the pic so I don't know.
Reach for my Glock in the side table and triple-tap him. I get up and see to it that his knife is near his lifeless hand and dial 911. I tell them I have shot an intruder in my bed room.
I first lie very still and hope it goes away. If that doesn't work, someone's gonna die, and I'm gonna do my best to ensure it's not me.
Michael Myers never dies!

Your mortal weapons are futile, nigga.
First I'd scream then I'd grab a bottle of my perfume and spray him in the face because I've heard perfume will sting if it gets in your eyes
Wonder how someone built a staircase in my bedroom.
I get up and change - my ghost outfit can't be a t-shirt and panties for all of eternity. 🙃
I'd hurry up and leave the house
Grab the closest weapon and separate his head from his shoulders
Forcibly remove the knife from his hand, then Michael Myers is gettin his ass beat.
About time he showed up to sharpen the knives.
I hope my gun can do something 😂
Run outside. He walks, I'm safe.
Hahaha That's not a knife...
Pull the covers over my head
Give him perfume, he probably smell stankalankyy
Ask him if he would like a beer 🍺
Turn the tv off and go back to bed.
It's the homie Micheal imma say what's up
Think I'm overworked and turn around in bed
turn off the TV lol
get my gun.
Fight
Grab my gun
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