It's after midnight something evils lurking from the dark, what do you do?

[pixie215]

Run like hell!

Ain't nobody got time for that! ignore it

Ask who's there?

Start a dance off

Boast about your street fighter skills

[Itsok2behapp-e]

What stops Mr H. A. L. T who's forever hungry, angry, lonely and tired?

Inspired by Faithless vs the reference in your question. Enjoy!

I can't get no sleep.

Deep in the bosom of the gentle night
Is when I search for the light
Pick up my pen and start to write
I struggle and fight dark forces in the clear moonlight
Without fear
Ailurophobia

I used to worry, thought I was going mad in a hurry
Gettin' stressed, makin' excess mess in darkness
No electricity, something's all over me, feline hairs? Fuck me!
Ailurophobia, please release me and let me feed
On mac and cheese sauce on the heath
Tearin' off garlic bread with my teeth
But there's no release, no peace
I toss and turn without cease
Like a curse, open my eyes, rise like yeast.

At least a couple of weeks
Since I last ate, kept takin' zinc cause it's cheaper
But now I keep myself pep
Deeper still, the night
I'll eat by candlelight, I'll find insight
Fundamental movement.

So as it's black
This Ailurophobia takin'-original-tack
Keep the beast indoor by its nature
Under its ceaseless attack
I gets no sleep.

I glance at the clock
It's close to midnight
And something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost stops my heart
I try to scream
But terror takes the sound before I make it
I start to freeze
As horror looks me right between the eyes
I'm paralyzed
'Cause this is meow, meow night!
And no one's gonna save me from the beast about to strike
I know it's meow, meow night!
I'm fighting for my life inside a killer, meowing tonight, yeah.

Oh, oh!
I hear the cat flap slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
I feel the cold paw
And wonder if I'll ever see the sun
I close my eyes
And hope that this is just imagination Pixie215, but all the while
I hear a creature creepin' up behind
I'm out of time
'Cause this is meow, meow night!
There ain't no second chance against the thing with two big black eyes, Pixie215
Meow, meow night!
I'm fighting for my life inside a killer, meowing tonight.

It's now 04:20, the only time I smoke weed
60 seconds of a gram friend indeed.
And I need to get some rest Pixie215. Yo, where's the cess?
I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty
And at the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread
Jam, when the light above my head went bam!

I can't see, something's all over me, tuna in jelly
Whiskas cat food oh so greasy!
Ailurophobia (I beg you) please release me and let me dream
About snacking on junk food on the heath
Tearing off bites with my teeth
But there's no relief, I'm wide awake in my kitchen
It's black and I'm not lonely, meow meow!
Oh, if I could only get some sleep
Creepy purring makes my skin creep
I need to get some sleep
I can't get no sleep!

[Itsok2behapp-e]

Thought process was Your question + Those eyes in the 1st picture = My answer!

Thank you for MHO :-)

[Reijen]

Take the blankets off, grab the sword.

[Chaneille]

Mind my own business and go to sleep 😂 I once heard a knock on my window after midnight and mind you, my bed is right next to me window. I just took the blankets & covered my head and dozed off. No amount of courage can ever make me confront those things.

[Kkstarzz96]

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

[pixie215]

yes you got the reference!!!

[FunkyMonkee]

Have you ever tried farting,. instead?

[TheorionMage]

Predators give off an aire of confidence...
ambush Predators seek sustenance for their appetites.
They seek gratification... NOT to risk gratuitious crippling injuries.

In my life's experience amid Society's 'guardians'
in the absence of the perceived reek of fear... they hold and await easier Prey.
The LAST thing 'seasoned' predators want is a 'fair' fight,
... least of all to discover
they THEMSELVES have become the 'Prey'~
Our 'patron' is an Archangel~

[OneManOnly01]

Well if it's a humanoid figure, I would ignore it and keep walking because realistically speaking, no one would stop and get close to see his face and ask him who he is.

And if he attacks me then it depends whether I choose fight or flight because you don't wait and think in those situations, it comes impulsively so I would do anything without really thinking much.

[pixie215]

don't watch horror movies much do you? stupidity happens in real life and in movies lol

[OneManOnly01]

Yeah but I don't think anybody would go close to the mysterious figure in the corner of the street and see his face from close. Would you do it?

[pixie215]

outside/inside i didn't really specify, figured leave it up to the answerer, im from philly i know better

[OneManOnly01]

I'm not sure what I would do if he's inside my house. What would you do if you see him in your house?

[pixie215]

lighter and hair spray lol make a blow torch

[OneManOnly01]

What if you just torch him and then realise it was a friend who just came to pay a visit to you?

[pixie215]

no one has keys to my home, so he shouldn't have been in my house hiding in the dark lol

[OneManOnly01]

That means he isn't even a physical entity so how can you torch him?

[pixie215]

i didn't specify what it was its up to you as the person answering to figure out what you feel evil is

[pixie215]

i answered what you asked me

[OneManOnly01]

It is really interesting though. I wonder what I would actually do in such a situation

[pixie215]

its just a silly question i asked to see reactions

[OneManOnly01]

I know but it's very very interesting nonetheless

[ohshee]

As I was reading your question I could hear Orson Welles and then all said I could hear Michael Jackson Thriller song playing in my head and then I was thinking time out I got to get something to eat LOL

[pixie215]

thats the ref thriller

[ohshee]

I thought I heard it before

[dreamstar72]

Create a fantastic negotiation so you both can make it through the evils of the night. Remember since evil spirits thrive in the night their worst enemy is the deadly fear of the light. So if you are haunted by evil remember keep a powerful light handy at all times.

[Gigi2019]

You don't have, "Grab your sawed-off shotguns", as an option.

[Sour-rose]

If it's in my own house, get hyped and get ready to go for the throat. If it's outside, hell no, Not gonna die today.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Turn On A Light.

[user1245322]

Of course dance off!

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Say "Hello darkness my old friend"
Nah in real I got a light switch directly on the wall next to my head, I just need to pull my arm out turn it on.

[England4eva]

I love that song by the way

[Levin]

Shoot first, ask questions later. It's the American way!

[Apulu_3]

Well I am that night lurker so yeah I have to do nothing

[David_Bayer]

Sleep paralysis is so common with me that I wouldn't really mind all that much. Shadows like lead me around, torment me, break the veils of reality and they when I wake up they sometimes continue to do so for some time.

[David_Bayer]

Wouldn't mind isn't too accurate, more of "again huh"

[not_a_twinkie]

Tell it that if it's in my house it better be paying some damn rent or it can leave, then go back to sleep and hope I don't get thrown across the room or something

[annabananna]

I would either run or if I was in bed I’d prob stay frozen in fear. Prob close my eyes so I don’t have to look at it.

[Matthew812]

Push past you because I don't have to out run it, I just have to outrun you

[Youryeodongsaeng]

Run. If it's the fucking Annabelle doll, bringing out every single dead and paranormal thing to exist like it does, I'm fucked.

[Andres77]

Pray, pull out my flashlight and sword/pistol and go find it.

[Icybread]

Try not to be stupid and be rational about my choices. Most likely retreat or fend it off if I must

[CuriousMufuxka]

Party!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hRhTH3M576U

[Kriss46]

Show it that i have a flashlight capable of 100000 lm, it should send the creature back into to darkness forever

[Guanfei]

[Staximus]

Burn it to ashes with the fire in my acid fried mind

[bigsad]

Tell it to kill me or stop bothering me cause I ain't tryna beat around the bush get to the point so I can move on to other things.

[FunkyMonkee]

Hide!! When it comes into the room and all else is quiet, JUMP OUT and yell, "BOOGA BOOGA!!"

[Sabretooth]

time to let my monster have some fun...

[Guslove]

Pull your Sig out of your waist holster and get ready!!! 😊

[michol123]

Get a refund for my soul, because that bitch of a succubus is a week late

[Daniela1982]

Tell my cat to go back to sleep.

[TrueConfection]

Turn on the lights. 👀

[JxrdN]

Ask him if he likes jazz.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I would sing and he will run 😂

[Kaneki05]

Turn around and shout "It's time to duel!"

[exitseven]

Shoot first, ask questions later.

[Agape93]

Inside or outside?

[pixie215]

outside

[Agape93]

Not concerned. There's worse things outside than some transient evil.

[pixie215]

can be either i just threw it out there, kinda however the perosn reading interpets it

[Luopio27]

Get scared, then leave it to hope and faith.

[MrESully]

F*** the s*** out of it

[Jackblue]

Die of a heart attack.

[pink-jilly]

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[FreyaRed]

I say to it to f... off, because it's my territory

[007kingifrit]

i have a gun and i will thoroughly announce it

[Just_call_me_Levi]

Ignore it, if it persists I'll investigate.

[whosnumber1]

I own weapons. I'd go hunting

[driven159]

Hunt it down and kill it

[TrillXHippy]

Even I can lurk in the dark like a freak

[Adam_West]

I'll pull my cock out.

[Fuentes]

Anything demonic im running from

[supercutebutt]

No such thing as demons, dude.

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt can you prove that?

[supercutebutt]

The onus is on you to prove that they DO exist. It's like me asking you to prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist. You can't prove a negative.

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt the question is evil lurking from the dark, so i don't need to prove anything, evil exist and so do demons

[supercutebutt]

@Fuentes I can agree that evil exists because we all lived through the Trump insurrection and his lies about a stolen election and we are all seeing how Trump's murderous buddy Vladimir Putin is ultra-evil for murdering all those Ukrainians and destroying their country. But unless you have proof that either of those two guys are demons, then I will just assume they are fucked-up humans with brains that are defective.

[annabananna]

I think I’d be so scared I’d just be frozen.

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt yeah idc about your sheep made politics lol it's boring. And of course all. the Ukrainians being slaughtered and Russian cannon fodders dying. But the ones do the evil have to go. somewhere evil does'not go unpunished

[supercutebutt]

Politics? I'm talking about liars and murderers who hate freedom. Nothing political about evil. Just like there is nothing real about demons. It's just something people like you make up to explain why your heroes go bad. A demon is merely a scapegoat for peeps like you. :)

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt what hero? Lol and imagination land do you live in. I do not care about your insane sjw views & they're demons because you admitted evil exist.

[supercutebutt]

What hero? LOL. You are hilarious. Seriously, dude? Your clowny cult leader who you defend every chance you get... or have you abandoned Trump after he called Putin a "genius peacekeeper" for murdering people?

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt Trump is by far better then Biden & that's a fact but you're obsessed with Trump. But I don't know why your always trying to talk to me its so weird. You block me and then like once a month you try to conversate with me. I don't reciporcate your crush towards me.

[supercutebutt]

I block you because you aren't a good person. You are abusive and ignorant. But I still like to try and engage you in conversation with the hope I can help mold you into something your mother could be proud to call her son. Right now she is pretty embarrassed. You are basically a glorified crap factory. Eating food, pooping it out, and causing harm in the world with your hateful ways. :(

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt thats a lot of self projection your spewing out. I'm sorry you feel that way about yourself.

[supercutebutt]

Nobody can take people like you seriously, friend. You don't know when to use "your" or "you're" or "there," "their," or "they're." You mix them all up like a mental patient. So sad. :(

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt who cares what you think, your the one unblocking me once a month to have a convo, it's creepy

[supercutebutt]

You are creeped out by a conversation? LOL. Snowflake!

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt i really don't care about you define yourself.

[supercutebutt]

Do you prefer democracy or autocracy?

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt didn't i just tell you i don't care about your political views lol

[supercutebutt]

I am asking YOU about YOUR views. Which do you prefer?

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt do you know you're a very boring person and i am not interested.

[supercutebutt]

Is that why you keep responding? Because I am so boring?

[Fuentes]

@supercutebutt this is my opinion you don't catch me commenting on yours cause i could care less

[jshm2]

Ask why it's late to its meeting with it's maker.

[luminiferous]

Pray and go to sleep

[Blaine999]

Suss out what it is and eventually take it on lol

[StephanieGirl75]

Ghost busters 😻

[Rehabb]

I will back to sleep like nothing happened

[TRORT]

Pray

[Iron_Man]

Fight hard

[Massageman]

Shoot!

[Erron_Black]

i take a stick or gun

[noohair]

Lock and load.

[BogeyMulligan]

Want to burn bro?

[Mark_d1198]

Try to scream.

[Joker_]

I go shit

[Jude_Wills]

Hypnotising eyes 😮