You somehow shrink in size to about 5 inches in your house. what do you do?

[Toad-1]

like in honey I shrunk the kids, you are now really tiny. what do you do?

[RedMatch]

Hmmm, well there would be a few things.
- First id have to figure how the hell to get off this bunker bed 😆.
- But i think what i would do is get some one to get my art and craft stuff out, cause now that I'm small i can do some really tiny craft stuff that my big fingers would have hell doing otherwise.
- Stay the F away from my Shmoodle and Bullarab who fixate on small moving things 😭.
- Climb things and go into small areas!
- Go outside and explore the new world (With a mini envelope sword i have😆)

[EvilAngel114]

Drive around the house in my model cars. Fill up my tub and go “deep sea diving” or so swim in the tank with my fish for a bit... see what life is like.

[Nyx_85]

Try to get away from my cat because I'm 100000% sure she would try to eat me. And I've seen the way she tortures mice. She's sociopathic.

[Nyx_85]

Like most cats would chase it for a bit until quickly killing it... but she'll bring one into the house and spend days chasing it. Catch it, maim it, and then let it go and crawl off somewhere. Then she'll go and rest for a day and go back to chasing and injuring it the next night. I've found mice that were literally nothing but guts and an eyeball..

[Nyx_85]

*quickly kill it

[Nyx_85]

One night I could hear her meowing like she does when she's hunting (yes she has a hunting meow...). I walk out to see that she's injured this little mouse. It's back legs are completely fucked up. It's trying to drag itself away from her and she's just staring at it, with her head cranked. Just watching it...

[AlwaysBelieving]

My question is why you have a sociopathic cat?

[Nyx_85]

@AlwaysBelieving She takes after her mommy.

LOL jk.

[Nyx_85]

@AlwaysBelieving No when I got her she was feral. She only really bonded to me. But she's alway been a ferocious hunter.

[codyccc]

Since I just increased my density by 2.8 million times my temperature would sky rocket to 27 million degrees and the very atoms I am made of would start to fuse causing a massive explosion of a round 700000000000000000 jules of energy or 21.5 megaton more than enough to remove a city from the map

[codyccc]

That's 1000 times bigger then then the Nagasaki bomb if you wear wondering

[Nik1hil]

This is why i love physics..

[AlwaysBelieving]

@Nik1hil Did you remember to take into account your height now?

by the way, comas woulda helped.

[Nik1hil]

@AlwaysBelieving thank you for guiding me Grammar Police

[AlwaysBelieving]

@Nik1hil It's more of me having to throw that number into excel to get what "to the power of 10" it was. My mind some times. Didn't mean to make it sound like scolding.

[Nik1hil]

@AlwaysBelieving its okay man!.. we don't get offended by elder's scolding us , its in out culture!..

[AlwaysBelieving]

@Nik1hil and now I just realize the coma and calculation comment was meant for @codyccc

It's not my week.

[Nik1hil]

@AlwaysBelieving i had a hunch you were referring to him!.. as i faced the same problem, but i studied physics in high school so i know data is important not the grammar unless its biology

[LesterJester]

Crawl into my wife's vagina at night like a sleeping bag. I may need a miniature snorkel to breath though, otherwise if I stick out too much, she'd probably turn in her sleep, close her legs over and pop my head off.

I know, it's weird... But you get weird answers to weird questions.

[Nik1hil]

its easy i am going to finish this list then i will think of getting big.

1) watch porn on my laptop, it should be awesome.
2) then i will go and steal a shiny suit of armor from my brother's toy, its made of metal, light and strong, with the metal sword..
then i will march toward the kitchen on my quest to drown myself into juice, and a bowl of wine, i will slay cockroaches and Spiders like a knight and enjoy my food for a really long time..

[jacquesvol]

Some don't have luck smedia2.intoday.in/.../...-family_021817051025.jpg https://i.imgur.com/vVowqK1.jpg https://i.imgur.com/fFDbI2L.jpg

[Tony_1693]

I'd penetrate myself into my woman's vagina so that I know what it's like to fuck her from the perspective of my penis. Dat dere massive 5 inch shlong of mine. All kinds of fuck yeah.

[Tony_1693]

Sloots are downvoting me because they think I'm lying. 5 inches is far too big

[Bananaman177]

cinema-stache.com/.../...dible-shrinking-man-2.jpg

[Nik1hil]

i Was going to post the same thing..

[God_of_Thunder]

Try to get my girlfriend's attention, hopefully before one of the kids found me.

Figure out what the hell to do after that, once I've completed the first step, somehow.

[Tattooedfairy19]

I would probably go exploring through my house from my new perspective to see how things are different

[miss_nicole]

Eavesdrop on my family because they never tell me anything.

[Flower-petal]

Oooh that's a good idea lol

[ThisDudeHere]

I die because of all of the complications such as the inability to breathe and the fact that I would freeze to death.

[pinkzoesbb]

I would take a nap. My kids wouldn’t know what to do with themselves. Lol

[Fire_Fly]

Drink some and give the rest to my nephew then run outside so we’re not locked in my room anymore

[sawno]

Figure out how to operate my computer that way and enjoy my personal home cinema.

[Cerberus_1773]

Die cause my bed is really high up and there would be no way for me to get down 😢

[undevide]

I'd build a fort on top of a massive chocolate bar.

[PrincessPie]

I I don’t know why but what came
To mind was using haribo starmix as stepping stones lol.

[Pomegranate139]

Go into the kitchen and dive into a cake and other sweets

[Ninene]

find a pen or anything that i could write with and tell others of my location so that i dont get crushed

[karahiri]

Drown in a bowl of milk.

[Toad-1]

geez lol

[HamAndCheese]

5 inches tall? Hmmm... probably try not to get seen by my cat.

[llorando]

Cry frantically as I look at my massively huge station controller.

[RedMatch]

😂 oh the humanity!!!

[llorando]

*Playstation

[RedMatch]

Nice, same only PS2 though.

[llorando]

@RedMatch PS2 for me too. Soft moded PS2's are awesome :D.

[RedMatch]

NICE! I don't really like the new ones too confusing with the logging in and online play 😆. What games do you have?

[llorando]

@RedMatch Gran Turismo 3 & 4, GTA Vice City, GTA San Andreas and the Getaway. I had more games, but sold them cause the eye in my PS2 was failing :(. I regret selling them cause thanks to soft moding I'm able play my games from hard drive intead of disk. You really should try soft moding if you have a fat PS2, playing games from hard drive reduces load times.

[RedMatch]

Soft moding? i will look into it, cause i have two one slim and a normal one. but the slim sometimes stops reading, and the large scratched up one though found it hasn't since i put it on its side. And ok cool, but oh that sucks, I've been slowly collecting games. Got the Gran Turismo 3 & 4, some crash bandicoot, 2 tomb radar ones, and then just some movie based games. all in all 22 games plus monster inc and crash bandicoot 2 on PS1, it sucks that the new PS are not compatible with ps 2 at least.

[llorando]

@RedMatch Soft modding is fairly easy, you can buy a ps2 memory card with free mcboot already installed, or you can do what I did and just use a free ps2 hard drive image that contains free mcboot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9InpNWjvNE

[RedMatch]

ok thanks ill look into it

[utterlyconfusedlol]

stay the hell away from my dogs because they will crush me. maybe i can live inside a shoe. at least my grocery bill will reduce by 97%

[Quintessence]

Stay the fuck away from my cat.

[Nik1hil]

So you too have a vicious Pussy Cat!..

[Purin]

Turn on my laptop and just watch movie size shows

[LiamQ]

You, sir, are a genius

[Ninene]

typing and handling the computer would be a pain

[Purin]

I know but I think of it as a puzzle game. Password and volume control will be a tough workout. Then there is skating game to use the dpad.

[AlwaysBelieving]

Go exploring around the house. Too bad I don't have any pets

[Flower-petal]

Have my kids carry me around so that nobody can step on me.

[Likes2drive]

Stay away from large openings, try to use my phone to call someone to help me

[mooky06]

go swimming in my fish tank

[Toad-1]

but your fish will eat you! :o

[mooky06]

🤨 i bet you they won’t lol

[dragonfly6516]

"Here kitty kitty kitty... Fly my noble steed!!!"

[AlwaysBelieving]

This is hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

[Blake0048]

Are we talking about my height or length?

[Toad-1]

both

[Blake0048]

Then I kill myself lol

[luna_love]

Probably run because of the cat

[TuMeManques]

I'd ride on my Chihuahua.

[Nik1hil]

This girl an MHO

[SarahsSummer]

Run and hide from the dog ASAP!

[omgjassy]

Go outside and climb in trees

[Logical_Idolist]

Cuddle with my hamster.

[Sha84]

run from bugs chase me

[JustCallMeLeon]

Thank god i dont have pets...

[Smegskull]

Enjoy my Olympic sized swimming bath.

[anmari2001]

Eat myself

[Nik1hil]

HOW?

[bookworm234]

embrace it

[Iamaguy4real]

Watch YouTube Poops.

[COCOCHANEL]

call the press

[otternk15]

Rock climbing

[RedMatch]

pisss he means stone climbing, just find a large stone with a rough surface 😂

[disgustingweebtrash]

I die