You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[Unit1]

You should have thought twice before stealing that Sweetroll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty.

I submit. Take me to jail.

I'd rather die than go to prison! (FUS RO DAH)

A total of 57 votes were cast: 8 girls and 49 guys. See detailed results

[LegateLanius]

I am Thane of Haafinger, Thane of Whiterun, Thane of Falkreath, Thane of Riften, Thane of the Reach, Thane of the Pale, Thane of Winterhold, Thane of Hjaalmarch, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-mage of the College of Winterhold, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Guild-master of the Thieves Guild, Member of the Bards College, Dragonslayer of the Blades, Vampireslayer of the Dawnguard, Savior of Solstheim, Champion of the Nine Divines and Champion of sixteen Daedric Princes, Friend to Orcs, Honorary Member of the Moth Priests, Dwemer Expert, Bounty Hunter, Treasure Finder and master of the Thu'um , In all but name I am the rightful ruler of Skyrim, stand aside or be struck down.

[Don_Law]

Damn! I realized what a pleb I am reading this😂😂

[LegateLanius]

@Don_Law
I get lost in the side quests and end up being everything. Once i start, I can't stop until the story is done. I have all the downloads. The thing is I only played about an hour a day.

[Aksamlar]

I don't have time for this. Do you?

[Unit1]

Yes, i have. What say you in your defense?

[Aksamlar]

I'm with the guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (25 Gold)

[Unit1]

More like 600 septims compared to 500 septims you'd pay normally since you're not within the reach of the guild.

[Aksamlar]

I brought glory back to the guild.

[Unit1]

Nah just joking. It's alright since you just stole a sweetroll.
Smart man! Now come with me. We will take any stolen goods from you and then let you go. After you pay the fine of course.

[Red-Blaze]

I have a 2 more options there
power of mods
and a very sick mind 😳

[ChronicThinker]

I'm the thane of every hold, fuck off.

[Mexicoman101]

That only works like a few times

[ChronicThinker]

@Mexicoman101 Yeah then I kill them.

[ChronicThinker]

@Mexicoman101 RII VAAZ ZOL!!!

[Mexicoman101]

I have absolutely no reproach with killing every guard that comes at me in that game. It does fuck up your money to have to pay off those bounties though, so I generally only raise hell in one city.

[SomeSwede]

We all know what city that is. Poor old Whiterun. How many times have people quicksaved and gone on a rampage there?

[Unit1]

@SomeSwede pah. It's markarth for me. Stupid city always finds something to want to imprison me. Ah to hell with it. At least i get to level up quicker by killing those meatshields.

[TripleAce]

is Skyrim a good game?
is the game like literally just none stop... lol?

[Unit1]

Quite so. Give it a try and wave goodbye to real life for a while ^^

[TripleAce]

better than like dark souls games... and like bloodborne?

[Unit1]

No idea. I didn't play so many modern games.

[Fallahad]

I am the High King of Skyrim and I order you to stand down! I sentence you to death right where you stand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2jUGyxFnc

[Phoenix98]

Fuck all of you I am the chosen, the dovahkiin and I have mods.

And a sweet, sweet rock cover.

https://youtu.be/qWWgNmbVjIc

[CaptainClueless]

Me knee isn't messed up yet... But you're about to be.

[CaptainClueless]

Wow, how did I not notice I said me instead of my.
Samsung autocorrect is fucking terrible.

[Unit1]

It's not samsungs autocorrect. It is just autocorrect in general.
What are you, an uneducated khajit or what?
Stop using autocorrect you casual skrub.😈

[CaptainClueless]

No, but I am a drunk Khajit.

[Unit1]

You have hit the skooma a bit too much.

[oddwaffle]

*turns werewolf and starts eating the guards*

All of them took an arrow to the knee. All easily crushed and consumed.

[moisture]

Stop! You violated the Law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

[kaisersnider]

I've saved everyone from the bloody dragons. I am waving around a blasted hammer made out of dragon bone. Try to stop me.

[ryancg]

I ask why Bethesda hasn't fixed any of the game's glaring bugs and glitches in any of the half a dozen or so re-releases.

[Guardian412]

I've made the biggest crime. I simply uninstalled it. Skyrim was nothing compared to Morrowind.

[SketchForger]

Honestly going to prison and breaking out is tedious, I'd honestly rather die. XD

[Brandobionicle]

You could also be in the guild and pay them off that way

[ThisDudeHere]

*opens console, clicks on guard*
"disable"

[WeirdoWerdo]

*Opens console, clicks on guard*
"Kill"

[ThisDudeHere]

@WeirdoWerdo no need to kill a working man. He's just earning coin to feed his family. Whenever I play the game, I try not to needlessly kill. I'm thinking of getting that mod that lets me actually capture the bandits or at least allow them to actually surrender when they scream mercy. Seems stupid that they're all like, "Mercy!! Please!!!" and you give it to them... only for them to come charging at you again.

[WeirdoWerdo]

No mercy in my Skyrim! NORDS FOR SKYRIM, SKYRIM FOR NORDS!!!

[ThisDudeHere]

@WeirdoWerdo Oh... so you're a stormcloak? You do realize that Ulfric is a fool, right? The Empire is obviously the better choice.

[WeirdoWerdo]

I have gone back in time... And have done both ;(

[ThisDudeHere]

@WeirdoWerdo I think I have did the stormcloaks only once. Every other time was with the Empire.

[WeirdoWerdo]

The first few playthroughs I honestly didn't know the difference and my English wasn't too good either that time so I ended up taking the empire every time until now.

[ThisDudeHere]

@WeirdoWerdo you made the right choice every time until now lol

[WeirdoWerdo]

But I want to get most out of the game! Try every possible way that there is :D

[ThisDudeHere]

@WeirdoWerdo fair enough

[Jaffa_Giraffe]

Roar 🙂 I'm a dragon.

[disgustingweebtrash]

*turns 360 degrees and walk away*

[Uhhjsshshdh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npr7RMQs_rQ

[Aksamlar]

Why do they call it an xbox 360?

[Wwwyzzerdd]

(opens inventory and starts chugging pots)

[Assburgers3]

I am thane of Whiterun.

[MisterSir]

i submit. take me to jail.

[JackofSpades]

Then pay with your blood!!!

[Subflics]

I just crouch and they all fuck off

[CoffeeWC]

This how rich people spend their free time

[theFantasticJ]

I do it because I can!

[life_forged]

I kicked the chicken

[Slarenx]

I want a skyrimjob