How would you react if you were in Harry Potters shoes when Hagrid told you that you're a Wizard?

[Toad-1]

[mrirkre4y4u]

It was bad enough i was an awkward failure living understeps yaknow but i could handle it being self aware i knew i wasn't like the rest.. But i haveSpecialPOwers ANd I haven't FIGUREd OutHOW TO MAKE THESE MEALLIE MOUTHED HALFTURDS RESPECT ME FUUUUUGGGGG WHAT DEGREE OF LOSERASS WIZARD AM II... Thats abbout it buddy

[JSmuve]

I'd be like "ay hagrid, what's the spell to get all the fine, busty-ass, dtf bitches into this creepy ass stone tower we're in? I need to get my wand wet"

[vishna]

I would feel so happy, magic :) what a time to be alive. I would train really hard and try to use magic to make people's lives better.

[Leafpool2]

The same thing Harry did. I'd also go to the main School because hell yeah do I wanna get away from my abusive family.

[Leafpool2]

*wizard

[Gamelover20]

Laugh and pick up a random stick and go, "Oh... well, abracadabra!" and flick my wrist around before being corrected and told that "abracadabra" is used by magicians, not wizards.

[LegateLanius]

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[hanniepad]

You’ll be a wizard if you’re a virgin until the age of 30. so I’d be like wow how did that happen

[Patrickjv]

Ask him to tell me the killing curse and cast it on myself. Don't want to go to a school full of ginger cunts and ugly robes.

[arcanemontane]

I probably wouldn't believe him until he proves that he has magic powers

[Electric_Dreams]

(Wearing a sceptical frown) "What? What do you mean I'm a wizard? What does that mean?"

[Tomblebee]

Obviously I'd be a bit uncomfortable because my feet are a bit bigger than his.

[dee93]

I'd be down. I'm a little behind the curriculum seeing as I'm already past graduating age, but at least that means I know math and shit they don't XD

[torken]

for sure woulda head exploded my crappy step-family

[andreasderjuengere]

I would return the shoes to Harry. Don't want that nonsense.

[Ranude2011]

If there was a spell to make you young again would u accept being a wizard

[andreasderjuengere]

@Ranude2011 heh heh. No. I could not stand this world another half century.

[Ranude2011]

😂😂 ok fair enough

[PervinMervin29]

A large hairy ugly man brings me too his remote cabin. I'd be worried.

[SunaNo]

As long as no one want to kill me, it whould be great

[Flower-petal]

I'd zap the fuq out of all the bad people and make sure errryone else had plenty of food and water.

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[Dartzlink]

I'll be king of the world and I'll kick that fat ass of Dudley every moment of his meaningless existence

[Juxtapose]

"Prove it."

Then if he did I'd be estatic and learn the most practical spells, such as shapeshifting and life extension.

[dee93]

Is life extension a real spell? I don't remember Rowling mentioning that!

[Juxtapose]

@dee93 You can shatter your soul and put pieces of it into objects if you kill someone with some fucked up ritual. But I'd research less violent ways to ensure my immortality.

[dee93]

Ahhhh that is very very true. I don't think I'd go the horcrux length.

[evelyn25]

I wish... but honestly I would probably have a hard time believing him

[beez1717]

I'd be glad. to know why such weird things happened to me all the time.

[triplejed94]

Probably shocked if not "No way" "You're lying" kinda thing

[Stan_Control_]

"But I'm not the age of 30 yet! Howw?"

"Is there a spell for a longer penis?"

[someguy81]

Awesome but freaked out if someone like Hagrid came knocking at my door.