What would be your reaction to someone telling you a witch turned him into a newt?

Name: What would be your reaction to someone telling you a witch turned him into a newt?
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Description: Lol I love that movie! I would probably say, "well you aren't a newt anymore" "How do I know you are telling the truth?". But then they...

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What would be your reaction to someone telling you a witch turned him into a newt?

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Darkfairie17 Follow
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Lol I love that movie!

I would probably say, "well you aren't a newt anymore" "How do I know you are telling the truth?".

But then they would probably accuse me of being a witch too because I was defending the witch :P

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Black adder?

I'd be intrigued with their sense of humor.

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TacosRAwesome Follow
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Should have kept you like that.

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I'd look at him, give him a funny look, and then ask him "... a newt?"

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- Toad-1
  
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  " I got better"
  
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Walrus_au Follow
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Laugh and cheer for the monty python reference.
Then if it turned out to be serious, stare at them till they feel self-concious and stupid, then ignore them.

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- Walrus_au
  
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  I'd probably initially respond, asking if she weighed the same as a duck?
  
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jacquesvol Follow
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Newt, Newt Gingrich?
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That's a horrible fate

Poor person, mean witch

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Decentguy Follow
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Then its time to kill that bitch
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because why not?

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DamienSebastian Follow
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I'd just shout ni at them repeatedly until they shut up.

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Wingedz Follow
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fenixx0083 Follow
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Is that person still a new, or had s/he gotten better?

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altair212 Follow
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id go with him to burn her alive. witches are dangerous

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meatballs21 Follow
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Tedious Python quoting people are tedious.

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- Toad-1
  
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  Bah humbug!
  
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Miyuki28 Follow
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The good ol' Monthy Python :) I love their movies

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madhatters4 Follow
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i'd say, "damn bitches be crazy"

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TheLuckyPizzaDog Follow
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Well, i got better.

BURN HER ANYWAYS

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Leandri Follow
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I would just say "hmm okay"

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kilowatt04 Follow
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I would just think they were a Monty Python fan.

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Intraluminal Follow
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"Damn! A talking newt!"

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I'd ask for the address of that witch.

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ThisDudeHere Follow
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I'd walk off.

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Chrysis Follow
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... Congrats?

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- Toad-1
  
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  I got better
  
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- Chrysis
  
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  That's good!
  
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MrOracle Follow
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I got better...

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Alicemimimi Follow
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what is a newt ❓

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  Frogg
  
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I'll be... shocked?

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