What would you do if Hagrid from Harry Potter broke the news that you're a wizard?

[Still-alive]

[Apulu_Imback]

Um I'm supposed to be witch right? Wizard is for men as long as I know.

[Still-alive]

[Apulu_Imback]

Yeah I know I'm a witch. After all I see myself in mirror everyday!

[Still-alive]

Work on that cackle now!

[Apulu_Imback]

I admit I look like a witch lol but not like an old lady 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Thanks for the MHO!

[Cherry234]

I'd be excited because I'd have superpowers.

[Still-alive]

[Cherry234]

Thanks for MHO.

[ShaTTeredMasterpeace]

Get my trunk and head to Hogwarts, duhhh.

[CrazyGirl2]

I love you babe, but I’m gonna skip your fantastical questions based on fictional characters. Absolutely keep doing it sweetie, hey its what makes you, uniquely you. But I just can not deal with sitting here in the middle of the night, or early in the morning, just trying desperately to figure out how I would EVER be in a position to be told that I had magical powers by a character completely invented by a British woman in a coffee shop as a healthy way to emotionally cope with her recent divorce!

[Still-alive]

Whos also transphobic as well apparently but she doesn’t like us talking about that lol.

Anyways np babe. Answer what you like. No offense taken if you choose mot to 😘😘

[CrazyGirl2]

I don’t believe she is actually Transphobic, I’ve never seen anything ACTUALLY written by her that was TRULY transphobic, (I’ve seen a bunch of stuff attributed to her, which was later proven to be fraudulent). But one of my very best friends is Trans, I am very protective of Trans-women, and how they are treated. I know J. K. is a Trans-Exclusionary Feminist. Meaning that she believes things like people who were men last year should not be able to destroy women’s sports for those of us who were born female. And given that my Trans friend agrees with that, I’ll defer to her judgement on that issue. It certainly doesn’t seem fair, and that Lia Williams fiasco was a travesty, we could ALL see that (Up and to the Left) bulge in his speedo, “Lia Williams” is as trans as you or me! I KNOW that the one thing Trans-women despise is that “reminder” of their “manhood”. Any REAL trans woman would GLADLY forfeit any race before she’d go on international television with 6 inches of man-meat UP & TO THE LEFT, FOR ALL TO CLEARLY SEE! But J. K. doesn’t really concern me, I’ve never read any of her books, and I only saw one movie incidentally at a friends house on video.

[CrazyGirl2]

And you KNOW that I would NEVR do anything to offend you. I just didn't want to simply start ignoring a vast swath of your posts. I respect you enough to tell you up-front. 😘💋.

[rosegirl08]

@CrazyGirl2 as a trans woman, thank you for the respectful way you spoke and respected our opinions on the matter💞

[CrazyGirl2]

@rosegirl08 Wow, Rose I need to address your comment. Thank you SO MUCH for your beautifully heartwarming words. You will never know just how much it meant to me to hear from a member of the trans community that I was respectful in both my speech, and in my deference to my transgendered friends opinion… well my sister, really! Obviously I don’t know you, or your struggle, but I have an idea, having lived it myself while standing shoulder to shoulder, holding my sisters hand and being there for HER support. But also my parents who only knew her as her prior male identity, yet they allowed her to sleep with me, in my bed when her own parents needed her to give them “some time” to adjust! Meaning “we’re kicking you out at 13 until we decide what to do!” That broke my heart and caused me to become extremely protective of her specifically, and the community more broadly. So thank you, for having the true courage to live your life the way YOU know it was supposed to be. I know that it isn’t easy, and that there will always be struggles, and assholes who go out of their way to NOT just mind their own business! You will forever have my admiration and respect. Again, thank you ☺️

[rosegirl08]

@CrazyGirl2 ahh, you're really cool 😊

[CrazyGirl2]

@rosegirl08 Thank you again. I can assure you I was only trying to treat people w/ kindness, dignity, and respect.

[rosegirl08]

@CrazyGirl2 well I will just love you so much for it🥰😍

[CrazyGirl2]

@rosegirl08 Aww 🥰 thank you so much 🙏🏼

[rosegirl08]

@CrazyGirl2 ofc :)

[Cynicaldreamer]

I'd be on the first train to Hogwarts!

Hagrid, could you come take me from reality for a bit please? I need to learn how to cast spells on muggles that get on my nerves, LOL

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Which platform you would board at tell me without googling

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Here is a lesson 101 for you magic on muggles is prohibited.

#Muggles life matters...

[Cynicaldreamer]

@Aakash_Hangargi Shh... the muggles don't know that!!! LOL
Actually it IS allowed if you're using it to save their life, or they're in danger. But it has to be justified (ie: Harry saving Dudley and his neighbor) , and their memories are immediately wiped afterwards.

[SweedyPie]

OMG. I would slap myself so hard to be sure I'm not sleeping. I might be so happy I'd pee myself on the spot. Hahahaha. Or hug him too hard. Only way to know is if it happens, be sure to send him my way please, if you see him lol

[crossdressingrihno]

I would promptly kick him out of my house because I would think he's either insane or doing drugs or trying to pull some stupid prank and it doesn't matter which of the three he's doing I don't want that in my house so I'd kick him out

[meetkitty123]

Id ask if I had a fairy Godmother too and If so damn where the hell has she been all my life? Was she fired or on strike? Then Id snatch that wand and make things happen!

[Bluemax]

You waited until I was 54 to tell me this, Hagrid? What the hell is the matter with you? I'm like the same age as the faculty at Dumbledore's! You want me to sit in class with a bunch of kids?

[Ninania]

I'd ask for a wizard manual. I'm sure by now there is such a thing for muggle-borns.

[KrisPW]

You're a little late Hagrid!, but I forgive you. Are there remedial classes for us late blooming older witches?

[Kaneki05]

Your half right I am wys thank you.
Ps "Wys" means wise and is were the word wizard developed from.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Great, lets go pick out a wand and it would make soo many other things actually make a lot more sense.

[xJayleenx]

Id be like “that’s so cool!” My family says that I look like him because of my hair by the way 😭

[Still-alive]

Aww well you are the sexier version lol

[xJayleenx]

I don’t think my hair is like his unless I brush it 😭

[Jadethedream]

Would be like yes lol 😆 I have magic. Wouldn’t that mean a Witch though?
probs would help save the magical animals and use my powers for good

[aided_]

ask him his thoughts on the jk rowling controversies

[menina]

Well I wouldn't be surprised Lol
I would use my powers for sure! Haha

[Dandelion2929]

Depends on what's happening in the wizarding world but like I am down.

[Sevenpointfive]

if hagrid beat down my door he'd get shot before you could say norbert

[t-8900]

Correct him by explaining I'm actually a dark Lord of the Sith Empire.

[AdithyaR]

That's cool but no thank you. I have no interest in being a wizard. If you happen to bump into All Might on your way back, send him over.

[Echosoul]

Probably be more spooked at being approached by this huge rather unkempt looking man spouting nonsense at me. Assuming I didn't know who Hagrid was so just random stranger.

[libsaretards]

I would learn all I could to control my powers, then turn on every politician in the world.

[TacosRAwesome]

Unless they can teach me the free food spell and the money spell, I'm good.

[ODC2112]

That I am to old.
Besides, it was stolen by Star Wars, where Harry Potter was Luke Skywalker and Hagrid was Obi One Kenobi and wizards were jedi.

[Kuressento]

"No, f$&%ing way, this is so b@d@ss, that it, I should have a title like 'b@d@ss wizard' Hagrid"
Something among those lines does make me wonder which house I would be in.

[Pudsmucker]

First of all I would think would be cool. After awhile it would I would become bored.

[zagor]

I would say, they suck. Can't I be a Warrior instead? Or even a Laker?

[CaptainLegal]

Finally I can Avada Kedavra every person that I hate

[Deathraider]

Yeah cool….*chuckles nervously*

Internal monologue: This man is insane.

[Deathraider]

So many people are willing to go with a strange mysterious man who just said they were a wizard without asking any questions.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Tell him "no thanks" 🤣 no deals with the devil

[Still-alive]

Wait you were just brewing witches potions earlier :P

[LovingLoverReturned]

Hahah

[LovingLoverReturned]

Shh 🤫

[dragoblack]

That makes since but can i learn druidics and dragon magic?

[call_me_scar]

Yeah I already knew that when can I start training

[Still-alive]

[call_me_scar]

Fantastic

[Little_Bumblebee]

Her certainly took his time there, didn't he

[UniquelyBasic]

"I dont have any change. Sorry"

[douride2]

I would ask him for my wand.

[skyeee_]

"why didn't you tell me that earlier?"

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, It would be fine with me

[ArtemisSilver]

Smoke weed and bang witches?

[SmokyOne]

Shenanigans. I'd do much Shenanigans.

[Freyke]

Slytherin here I come!

[Ringstretch]

Try to improve the world

[padreflint]

I'm almost 50, you're a little late big guy

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Oh my god, finally.

[NorthwestRider]

I would say very badass

[LaFerrari]

Who’s Harry Potter?