Best little Johnny or Suzie jokes?

[youngfungentleman]

Please share your favorite

[IndieGirlJess]

Johnny was in class when his teacher was showing pics of animals and asked the kids what they were. The teacher got to Johnny and showed him a picture of a magnificent buck with a full rack of antlers. Johnny had never seen such an animal and told the teacher he didn't know. The teacher decided to give him a clue. "Think Johnny, what does your mother call your dad every night"? hoping he would get it because his dad went by the name Buck. Suddenly a big smile came across Johnny's face and he replied with confidence, "So that's what a horny bastard looks like!"

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
His mom replied “No, of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside.
Then, his mom heard him yell to his friends
“It’s okay! We can play that game!”

[Hapinus]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
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She had no arms

[hammeronfire]

no johnny or suzie jokes, but i do got a jack and jill i saw in a video
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy
but jack was shocked
with a mouth full of cock
cause jills real name was randy

[IndieGirlJess]

Jack and Jill went up the hill riding on an elephant.
Jill got down and with a frown helped Jack off the elephant.

[hammeronfire]

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
but stupid jill
forgot the pill
and now they have a son

[Allesana]

Jill must really suck.

[Zoeyyyyy]

Why did Suzie spill her drink?

The plane she was on crashed

[your_ego]

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