What is one fart you regret more then any other fart you farted?

[Hapinus]

[DementedCutie342]

When my stomach was bothering me horribly and there was a train coming. I tried to beat the train but I couldn't so I had to stay at a light waiting for the train to pass by. My tummy was hollering drive girl drive but I couldn't move. I started wiggling around in my seat and clenching my cheeks trying to hold it all in but it hurt and I was in agony. So I thought if I let out a little fart it will give me some relief. So I did but it wasn't a fart and it was bad. Once the train was finally gone I pressed on the gas and put the pedal to the metal. Sharting the whole way home it was terrible. Needless to say that was a pretty shitty day for me I was so embarrassed and glad no one was in the car with me. Not my finest moment in life:(

[Hapinus]

Haha sorry to laugh
That must have been horrible

[wingattebaby16]

gross...

I can't share it coz you are under 16yo.. it was an intimate time with my boyfriend...

[Hapinus]

Haha I can sort of guess

[NightOwl8801]

The one where you strain a little too hard and "shart" .

[Hapinus]

Yuck 🤢

[NightOwl8801]

Indeed

[CT_CD]

I've never farted. That's gross

[Hapinus]

I know. Eww
I feel bad for all these people

[Aguysopinion4799]

The SILENT ONES...

Also, the ones when you are on the toilet (IN PUBLIC TOILET)
and you think you're body only wants to have a shit but then you strain and it more or less fires it into the bowl and the fart in itself ECHOS due to the toilets shape, making it near IMPOSSIBLE to keep from being heard T_T

[Hapinus]

Just a bit tmi
😐

[Aguysopinion4799]

Hahahahah! come on, someone has done it before, I know cuz I have heard others in toilets before as I'm about to leave, it ain't rare :p

TMI pwahahaha! :D

[Hapinus]

ooo its against the girls rulebook to fart in a public restroom. same with taking a dump. if we do it, we do it in the safety of our own home

[Aguysopinion4799]

Hahahaha! Like I would believe that, you can't go days without going outside the house! :D

[Hapinus]

i swear its a thing
i went on a camping trip for 3 days and didn't take one shit there... my body doesn't allow me to do it anywhere other than my or my grandparents house

[Aguysopinion4799]

Hmm... Maybe you're toilet shy? :p

[Hapinus]

haha probably
its just uncomfortable for everyone and no one wants to be that girl who stinks up the toilet

[Aguysopinion4799]

Fair enough ;)

[Jjpayne]

I farted in my roommates face... pretty bad but I totally did not catch myself doing it... I was turned off to passing gas. Don't ask me I don't know how... maybe I was just really gassy that day and could not go to the bathroom.. are we at tmi yet? ok i'll stop..

[Hapinus]

Haha no I enjoyed lol

[GetzRekt]

The last one that you did. I feel bad for you. All those people, dead. Animals, dead. Trees, dead. It was like a nuclear cabbage weapon 😖

[Hapinus]

I knocked out half of Canada

[Tohhhru]

Years ago when i was around 15 I farted at a book store when no one was around and not even 3 seconds later a girl walked in the section where I was at.

[nbbn5]

Then... 😛

[Tohhhru]

@nbbn5 thennnnn we awkwardly looked at each other for maybe 2 seconds then I walked the hell out of there

[nbbn5]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[Hapinus]

Must have been pretty traumatic for you to remember it

[Tohhhru]

Not really, my brain likes remembering useless things from years ago

[jimyee]

Probably that time i had diarrhea and didn't know I did until it was too late.

[Hapinus]

Ewww 😂

[Topaz171]

The ones where you cough/sneeze and fart at the same time. Those shits hurt

[Hapinus]

at least you mask the noise with your cough 😇

[rad___lad]

A sneaky one in the classroom where everybody blamed my friend next to me this one time and i didn't confess haha

[Hapinus]

I’ve done that too and felt horrible after 🙈

[rad___lad]

yeah, me too xD

[wadeabeee]

In a car full of people on the 4th of July when I was 16. It was so bad it made my eyes sting.

[Hapinus]

😂😂

[wadeabeee]

The car was all females, so they knew it was me. I was too niaeve and immature and denied it. Super embarrassing.

[LongShlongSilvr]

The one on the school bus that floatedc and lingered everywhere

[Hapinus]

Ack
I’d die of embarrassment

[PM_ME_PUPPIES]

The ones that come when you diarrhea

[Hapinus]

Sharts?

[PM_ME_PUPPIES]

Ye I guess

[scottalanmiller]

No fart should be regretted.

[Hapinus]

Own your toots 💪

[scottalanmiller]

Exactly.

[Anonymous]

Probably the fart that ended up not being a fart.

[Hapinus]

... shart?

[Opinion Owner]

That'd be the one

[LegateLanius]

The ones that were not "just a fart".

[Hapinus]

Hehe 😖

[legalboxers]

the day of my final in college

[Hapinus]

Haha that must have been horrible
Hope it was at least near the end of it

[legalboxers]

after completing the last question on my test paper, I let the huge fart out and walked away

[Guanfei]

One that wasn't, in fact, a fart.

[Hapinus]

Guessing a shart?

[Travis_Skyles]

I don't regret farting

[Swaggirl1]

I regret no fart.

[Hapinus]

Admirable

[Swaggirl1]

Thank u

[Anonymous]

The ones at a job meeting.

[Hapinus]

That must have sucked 😞

[Opinion Owner]

I was really stuffed.. may God forgive my grandma 🙏😂

[Anonymous]

I have no regrets, I'm proud of them

[Hapinus]

Admirable

[Iron_Man]

Girls don't Fart

[Hapinus]

True. We do not. We are pure

[Iron_Man]

Yes the best in the world

[Hannajenky]

Lol you farted

[Hapinus]

Girls don’t fart ☺️

[2opaz]

The wet ones

[Hapinus]

Yuck 🤢

[ryryryan]

Never regret a fart

[Hapinus]

Totally agree

[Marharaya]

I farted in a taxi

[Hapinus]

Hope it was a silent one otherwise things probably got quite awkward

[shubhamchachapara]

Fart with girlfriend

[Hapinus]

Oh I don’t think those are that bad
You get to a point where you basically have seen each other do everything

[Anonymous]

i dont fart.

[Hapinus]

Me neither ☺️

[Premm619]

No regret