You are walking down a dark alley someone taps you on the back, who is it?

Jjpayne

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You are walking down a dark alley someone taps you on the back, who is it?

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QueenofCups Follow
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Yours truly, Jack the Ripper...

He wants to ask directions to the nearest pub.

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- NovissimumVirorum
  
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  I'm not a butcher
  I'm not a Yid
  Nor yet a foreign skipper
  But I'm your own light-hearted friend
  Yours truly, Jack the Ripper
  
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- QueenofCups
  
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  Thank you!!
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  You are welcome! Thanks for the Post!
  
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EssieEsmerelda Follow
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Probably a ghost I'd piss my pants

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ThePundertaker Follow
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It was me the whole time

Directed by M. Night shamaylan

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- ThePundertaker
  
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  Thank you
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  You are welcome sir!
  
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NovissimumVirorum Follow
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It's probably @omgjassy

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- omgjassy
  
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  Hahahha watch your back
  
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- NovissimumVirorum
  
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  @omgjassy I know, it's difficult trying to sneak into the Netherlands
  
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- omgjassy
  
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  Stay where you are
  
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- NovissimumVirorum
  
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  @omgjassy I'll make it in somehow
  
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- omgjassy
  
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  You’re not allowed
  
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That one guy from "little dancing stars" from 8 years ago, he says he wants a rematch and he's betting my social security on him winning, I haven't danced since said competition. So I'm going to make the smart decision and also bet my life savings and kidney as well.

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  www.nbc.com/.../n9937
  
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  Guy #1: Hey, we’ve got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
  
  Guy #2: You’re renting, right?
  
  Guy #1: Yeah.
  
  [ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
  Guy #3: Well, he’s an ex free-base addict, and he’s trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
  
  Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
  
  [ image on screen: BAD IDEA ] [ close-up of the jeans they’re wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS ]
  Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it’s over, I’m going to tell my wife about the afffair.
  
  [ image on screen: BAD IDEA ] [ more shots of BAD IDEA jeans ]
  Guy #5: I don’t know the guy, but I’ve got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
  
  [ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
  Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
  
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Aenetoo Follow
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It's just Larol, trying to hit me up for a few bucks. I shrug my shoulders and say, "I got nothin man." Then he tells me the strangest story. About a black thing in the sky that takes people. He says, "Dude. It runs on the rooftops! And it's got wings! And every time it happens, I find this." He shows me a card. An ace of spades, and on the back is a girl. Could be any girl. Dark hair, but with an evil look. "I'm scared, man," he says. "Don't worry so much," I say. Just then, there's a fluttering sound, and Larol is gone. The only thing left behind is the card he gave me.

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BeMuse Follow
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Probably an old friend working in a restaurant coming out for a smoke break. What's up man! I thought that was you... That's what alleys are really like.

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DesertCreature Follow
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Hopefully it's Mike Lindell the My Pillow Guy, then I'd have a reason to shank his a**. :)

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Snow_Drop Follow
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Orlando Bloom returning my wallet that I accidentally dropped. lol

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GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
Master Age: 58

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Well, i hope it's someone who may need help or the spirit of Jesus looking out for me, warning me that there is danger up ahead.

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Mexicoman101 Follow
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Someone who is reacting to getting punched in the face.

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andreasderjuengere Follow
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It is: The Reaper. Asking me for a cigarette, and a job.

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Goldenskies6 Follow
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* I get startled 😮 *

Who?

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- Jjpayne
  
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  Oh if you are startled! It's totally me then :)
  
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skytatoe Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35

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Some homeless guy / junkie who noticed I dropped my wallet and wants to return it.

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Poppykate Follow
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I don’t walk down dark alley alone!

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- Jjpayne
  
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  Good point!!
  
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NeedHelpFast111 Follow
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My sister asking when we will get the tacos

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vishna Follow
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my imaginary boyfriend

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markscott Follow
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My good friend, who is strong and tall.

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ATuairiscean Follow
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Must be in good mood - First thought girlfriend

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Sevenpointfive Follow
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it's rick james beiotch

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douride2 Follow
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It is only my imagination playing tricks.

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Anonymous
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With my fear of darkness I avoid dark alleys.

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MrCrewCut Follow
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Hopefully a cute girl who thought I was cute...

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Cammy137 Follow
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Death

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MarilynMansonsSlvt Follow
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Uh you tell me
xx
~ Mrs Manson

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Eryxx Follow
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Someone/something

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furiousrat Follow
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probably me

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omgjassy Follow
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A creep

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ultimega Follow
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Beetlejuice

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jacquesvol Follow
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Some drunk

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NoPoliticsPlease Follow
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Bernard

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LegateLanius Follow
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My future wife

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A_Gem Follow
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My sick mind😂

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